The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.

Democrats authorized to give ICE unlimited funding. I'm sure they will accept more terrible things so they can be responsible and not let the government shut down.

Bring back Pong! I mean coal.

The highest level of corporate journalism is when the real grift begins.

I drove through Chicago once about 30 years ago and I think that's enough experience to say that it's not a war zone today.

not true

"Fuck your feelings" isn't really our side's mantra, Chris.

Today, Nhoque got out of the house, sprinted recklessly away from my 8 dogs and shot up a tree. So, after putting all the dogs away, we finally got her out and back inside where I again had to tell her that her life inside the house is heaven, and outside the door is hell. Bonus: Find the 2nd cat.

Night Court made getting arrested at night seem fun as hell

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

Folks, some incredible news: A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump. Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world. theonion.com/badpedophile

Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! IT’S FRIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAY

Like…. We really live in 2 different Americas.

I feel like the fact they're calling it the "Reichstag Meeting of Leaders" is a step too far.

Urgent: please share

Donald Trump has raped children and everyone knows it.

Surprising how rarely you hear the word "kleptocracy" considering that is what is obviously going on and anyone with eyes can see it. Except the media who still treat politics like a game.

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The trend of giving the ball to a kid is nice. In a sea of anti-niceness, nice is nice.

Everyone in the Trump Administration.

The South was just trying to get it to penalty kicks.

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You know what? I'm going to take some of that tariff money and buy y'all a soda pop. Let me just go to the Tariff Money Shelf and go to the Soda Pop for Everyone section and no, I swear I'm not making all this up.

Trump could literally have all the Generals murdered without anyone paying any price. That's the gift his SCOTUS has given him.

You either die young, or live long enough to watch your heroes beg you to smash the like button & turn on notifications

I had "Die with a Smile" as an ear worm earlier this week but I was enjoying it and kept replaying it in my head for about three days.

Say "Nicolas Sarkozy in prison" in your best French accent. It's fun.

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I live in Brazil but I can see the end of the United States from here.

The Onion made an unreal Jeffrey Epstein Mockumentary - but following Charlie Kirk's death, it's national theatrical release was put on ice. Never fear, though! @theonion.com figured out how to launch it anyways!

Your best move is to consider every word uttered by anyone in the Trump Administration a lie.

Yeah, this is an either/or situation. Either it's the end of the world or Trump's just being a narcissistic dipshit. Probably safe to go with the latter.

I want an attack squirrel

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It's not that Trump is in the Epstein files. It's that Trump IS the Epstein files

This is Dawn Corleone. I found her after Trump got elected in 2016. She was our first cat and lighted our lives but sadly died too young. But because of her, we now have 2 cats, my niece has 2 cats and my friend has 2 cats. The legacy of Dawn Corleone will continue forever.

It's going to be Reichstag fires from here on out.

Im putting all my prayers into someone like Mackenzie Bezos giving my nonprofit $1M. We’ve been doing this for ~6 years. We’ve proven ourselves trustworthy and have helped over 12,000 women. We’re BEYONCÉ APPROVED. I just really wanna be able to increase our scholarships to 2x a year & up to $25,000

This is the biggest self own Democrats have ever done. They handed control of the largest social media platform to far right regime allies.

More like crapture, am I right?

I got raptured. Meh, I can take it or leave it. Way overhyped.

Loved it.

Trump demands release of hostages in front of the UN, as his regime captures and disappears 1800 detainees.

AND GUESS WHO WILL PAY FOR IT?!

In other news, Charlie Kirk is still dead.

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