Surely complaining about this Wile E. Coyote type violence will get people to stop mocking them.

extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”

This is probably an unpopular take on this site but I don't think we should hold podcasters and non legacy media members feet to the fire in the same way we hold legacy outlets and the politicians they cover, in moments like these.

I actually support letting certain states leave the union, for the good of the ones who don't.

You can always find things to doom about. You dont get a pat on the back for being scared. You also don't have to reject the concept of fear itself because its a perfectly healthy emotion. It means you care. The real ones still manage to find something worth holding onto and worth believing in.

this is an outrage, i will be launching an investigation into every immigrant in the state

It was my Great Honor to read Robert McCloskey, of Ohio, today. He is a wonderful man who has been through so much. Robert presented me with his Caldecott Medal for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you Robert!

that was an entire set of gods at one point in time

My push to more self hosting, social media decentralization, and general digital sovereignity feels more validated every day.

Muppet Babies looking ass president

Elizer Darris, Co-Executive Director of the MN Freedom Fund shared this message during a press conference at the government center.

Gavin Newsom is a presidential frontrunner in part because he not only talked the talk about fighting Trump, but came up with and executed a plan to actually do it. Other Democrats should take note. Words and stern letters ain’t sufficient.

The Amelia Earhart files must be really bad!

rioters are now PAINTING FAKE DOORS to the ICE Minneapolis on the side of mountains, in order to make agents think they're fleeing to safety only to repeatedly RUN INTO THE SIDES OF MOUNTAINS. This is DISGUSTING

Welcome to 2026, you are here youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg?...

my passport is "fuck off dork"

"But where'd the lighter fluid come from"

its a continuation of putting all responsibility for ANYTHING onto the consumer. it crops up everywhere...X users being held responsible for engaging with CSAM content vs holding the producer of it responsible. consumers being told to recycle vs corporations being told to make less waste.

so we've moved from "they did january 6" to "well they are going to try to intimidate some people in places where they think it might be effective." sure, they are going to try that. so then the question is, are you going to let yourself be intimidated?

I'm ready to be spending my summers thinking about roller coasters and not a fascist takeover of my country.

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This Pete looks like he could beat the shit out of our Pete.

hey, boys, let's go to Maine in the absolute dead of winter and make sure everybody there REALLY fucking hates the GOP right before a pivotal Senate election

Elon Musk: "I'm a free speech absolutist!" Also Elon Musk: "Anyone who teaches students that America was built on stolen land is guilty of treason and should be imprisoned." Look, some of us tried to warn people that Elon Musk doesn't care one bit about free speech. But did anyone listen?

It takes 10 tickles to make a squid laugh

when hes not racking up strokes on the golf course...

If we are going to treat this as a sort of civil war, then one thing I would like everyone to keep in mind is the victors of the last one were nowhere near harsh enough in their dealings with the lead traitors.

No

If someone in a crowd where you were yelled out “pedophile protector,” would you automatically assume they were talking to you? Because I sure wouldn’t. I’d be looking around for who they meant.

"delete your post!" I say to the men zip-tying my arms and legs and throwing me into the back of a rented Chevy Tahoe

Lets all have our fun laughing at the dead racist comic but after today I say just pretend he never existed. Never speak of the comic he wrote, never talk about him as a person, just wipe him from our collective memory. No better insult to someone than saying they dont even matter enough to hate.

and he eagerly laundered it

hey, this guy finally died. all is not lost

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

Shout-out to the guy ordering water from Starbucks

What an absolute shit ending to a great game. Ban the tush push until they figure out how to officiate it. Jags players stopped assuming forward progress.

Stop it

Crazy that they called a touchdown on a play Allen was stopped after 2 yards. Forward progress was stopped 12 yards ago.

JD Vants poops his Pance

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

America is yearning for "it."

As their latest hero says: FUCKIN BITCH

punch nazis

once again refusing to live side by side with these people when this is all done. hell the fuck no we're not gonna be "all good"

hunt him down and execute him, please and thank you