Just when you thought you knew more than you needed to know, here's more.

It's Not Easy Being Greene MTG is out to prove she's nobody's Muppet, but she's stuck in a labyrinth of GOP drama as Trump calls a reporter Miss Piggy and threatens to take Manhattan. Should Marge go full Animal like Greg Bovino? Or team up with her boy for some Gonzo journalism? by Maureen Dowd

He's the embodiment of everything we teach our children not to be.

(Chuck T) I REALLY LIKE WRITING IT IS COOL AND FUN (MCA) THE BEST PART OF WRITING IS IT'S NEVER DONE (Ad-Rock) WHEN I END A CHAPTER I CAN HARDLY DEAL (Chuck T) IT'S TIME TO START ANOTHER TO SHOW (All 3) LOVE IS REAL

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the Universe." - Carl Sagan. "... if you don't want to invent a Universe from scratch, store-bought is fine." - me.

Imagine still using Twitter and Tik Tok. Couldnt be me, but then again im not a little brother.

by february 2029 we need to purge every government account from X

This whole NYT account about the weaponization of DOJ is beyond disturbing. Kinda feels like the US government fell in January. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate

cat in a sink

it’s so crazy that bill clinton (first elected president 33 years ago) is the same age as the current president of the united states

Gonna start really trying to learn Rust now...and by learn I mean know enough to get a code generating LLM to write usable code.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

honestly burn the NYT and everyone who works there to the ground and piss on the ashes

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

The Clinton campaign in 2016 definitely knew about all of this. They just didn't use it as a line of attack because Bill Clinton did all of the exact same shit with Epstein that Trump did. Also, the email dump today proves that the Obama administration knew about all this. I hate everything

You probably don't find many self taught electricians

Got a high tolerance when your age don't exist.

Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desiccated viscera

No one has ever been a littler brother than your republican neighbor right now

Please be sure to check your kid's candy VERY carefully. I just found an unbalanced centrifuge in a Snickers bar. 🍬☠️💥

do not call then racists or fascists though because of you say anything about them they will call for you to be imprisoned or deported if you are not white.

There's still a really large gap that AI systems need to cross, between retrieving and synthesizing existing knowledge accurately, and actually "creating new knowledge". Im extremely bullish on it getting the first part down eventually, and being incredibly useful. Still very skeptical on part 2.

why i am pro shut down

Said this yesterday, but yeah. Shifted the debate onto better ground for Dems that doesn’t touch any real ideological fault lines for the coalition and onto a battle Republicans have tried to avoid bc they know it’s a losing battle

For future reference, if you ever find yourself with the option of justifying/defending a Nazi tattoo, or not doing that... there's a safe answer and it's the easy one too.

cat update

"Trumps plan to deploy nuclear weapons against American cities raises legal concerns, experts say"

I DO DECLARE

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

with the cutting of SNAP benefits, if you see someone stealing food from the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷

Im willing to bet getting force fed anti immigration rhetoric by mainstream media and every billionaires algo content machine has something to do with it.

There's this trend, or this thing kids keep saying now a days. It requires some explanation to fully understand it. By the time you fully understand it, there will be a new trend, that requires some explanation to fully understand it. Dont bother with any of this. Welcome to your late 30s.

Me: Is there anyone named Jeff here? Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeoss

I feel like these things get their own articles just to disorient the readers, and make telling the difference between good and bad things less intuitive, more blurry.

He really is just an old man who complains about whatever thing pops into his head, in that moment.

Lou Anaroumo was not the problem.

A jump pass should be a live ball. You can't do that and throw a bounce pass and get away with it.

[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd] "POOP–" [mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge] "POOP IS–" [mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously] "POOP USED TO BE FOOD." [signals timeout]

lotta dumb nazis are playing some really stupid games right now and i won’t shed a tear when they win stupid prizes

someday someone is going to stand their ground against home invaders and all of the worst people are going to try and tell us we have to pretend it wasn’t a totally deserved outcome

was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting

I’m sorry, why are we using “critics accuse” language here? These are factually, unambiguously, extrajudicial killings. It’s not an opinion. It’s not a disputed or disputable claim.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Its the difference in holding one person to adult standards and understanding that the other person is a toddler.

I actually wish this article didn't become relevant every other week, but I don't make the rules. badfaithtimes.com/the-wizard-o...

Crazy how many people seemingly think athletes and gambling are two things that only combined once states were free to set their own gambling laws.

If you don’t endorse bulldozing the ballroom I can’t support you for president

Virtually everyone has some degree of a libertarian streak, I believe it to be innate in Americans in general. But remember, the people who proclaimed to be all in on libertarianism as the be all end all, were all really excited to vote for this big brother ass administration.