tim kaine, world’s most disappointing replacements fan

You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party. I promise you: you are not.

where are all the stories about the people who already left NYC and will move back if he wins and the city is actually more affordable

Bob Ferguson is first ballot oh-shit-I-don’t-have-a-costume costume half of fame

President Latka Gravas

hearing the ny post's food reporters are chasing down a lead

cc @smashfizzle.bsky.social

a lil silver lining post-shitplane: things will get worse but they *might* not get more embarrassing

remember Ooh Maybe It's Happening Night? were we ever so young

fucked up to have the two best players in baseball on one team and they’re one guy

a rare window to have a couple uncomplicated feelings about annie hall

the stars: they're just like us

also a reminder of the gratuitous Eddie Van Halen slander in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

he looks like he’s about to announce the world’s most racist iPhone

Put together some thoughts here. In an earlier time he would have been the kind of writer being paid $5 a word by magazines to go write about whatever he pleased. And no one would be pissed off or jealous about it either. www.welcometohellworld.com/life-is-a-pr...

“It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.” fuck

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Orange (1994)

"we want to do that ourselves"

if you were given 100 guesses to name the opening act for the who’s hollywood bowl show you would not get it

salute to @cwarzel.bsky.social for achieving the life/career highlights of talking to jon stewart and being complimented by michael stipe and still have it feel utterly depressing

had a dream last night that I was starring in Waiting for Godot alongside @alexwinter.com instead of Keanu and I'd never read the script so I was just kind of riffing and people were super mad, also I am not an actor so it was a weird choice all around

If you enjoyed Rolling Stone’s reporting and output over the past four years or so, it is a fact that it would not be what it is without @lisatozzi.bsky.social That is just a fact, so hire her immediately if you want that for your media outlet, k?

when I was a PA on QUIZ SHOW, one of my first tasks was to buy Robert Redford like a 20 pound jar of pistachios for his birthday, RIP to a real one* *fan of pistachios

I listen to this song every year on this date, no idea why—it doesn’t remind me of anyone or anything, I don’t remember why I started or why it agreed with me. it’s just a nice normal thing on a day that could use it, good job @willjohnsonmusic.bsky.social music.apple.com/us/album/pic...

Roses are red But violets impress her

pretty sure liam said he was staying in santa monica and I know it's the weekend but the 10 to 110 can still get super backed up, I hope he's giving himself enough time

never-before-seen levels of wearing the band’s shirt to the show at oasis

which cut of apocalypse now do we think the president of the united states prefers, does he think the french plantation scene goes on too long

it’s almost like people are willfully forgetting that robin lopez went to high school in fresno

selling your media company on craigslist has its risks

what a time to be alive

is sofa bed the term you are looking for maybe

everyone is chasing this high www.latimes.com/story/2020-1...

(“attack ships on fi-re”)

- grant hart solo electric matinee at cbgb - van halen at cafe wha? - r.e.m. with stipe on drums and reading lyrics off my phone during a SPIN photo shoot - superchunk/yo la tengo at mr. show premiere party

pretty rude that some exploitive photographer ruined this couple's spontaneous private moment

did they all take their ties off to match him

a period-accurate ALMOST FAMOUS reboot would be about following one of 1998’s most exciting new bands

one thing that definitely won't get misinterpreted is putting a photo of a kid getting a flu shot on this story

I'm not sure I've seen a worse take on here

someone is going to break a hip

wow I can't believe she appeared on his podcast just to break up with him

I was looking for some acksheeyun, but all I found was e-cigs and clear menthol

misspelling Israeli in a chyron is antisemitism

the whole administration is so cartoonishly gleeful about ruining people's lives that it's almost refreshing to see marco rubio somehow getting more dead behind the eyes each day

can’t believe this was posted 10 whole minutes ago and no one has added guy picciotto

Seven Minutes in Days of Heaven