It’s canon that Oghma, Sylvanus, Tyr, etc., are deities who fled from Earth to Faerun? Really?

It’s funny how we all politely lie to each other about how we’re doing when asked “How are you today?”

Marjory the Trash Heap would be a great drag costume

Whole lot of people at this Popeye’s that don’t know the rule. Coming back in saying something is missing or wrong. Popeye’s gives you what you deserve. That’s it.

We now have pop tarts kayfabe

Just got to teach a house full of people about Polish Christmas bathtub carp

Let’s Go!!!!

In honor of the @bushsbeans.bsky.social Boca Raton Bowl of Beans today, here is an actual dream I had earlier this year for a Bush's Baked Beans commercial. I've never had a dream like this, and it came to me in a fully-formed cinematic.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

These writers have never seen One Magic Christmas

Crow T. Robot and @hollyanderson.bsky.social: “I want to decide who lives and who dies!” Joel: “Oh I don’t know”

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social “Eye for an Eye” does work if you consider that another term for vagina is the “whispering eye”

@shaynetopp.bsky.social Had a dream where, as a bit, your shirt would suddenly be unbuttoned, wind blowing, as you smolder at the viewer to “Heaven on Earth,” and you did this at people to be distracting and annoy them. I may need to watch less Smosh content.

Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, Alabama adjacent folks! We’re playing Bo’s spot 2 weeks from tonight! Come out and party with us. We’ll have a limited number of these shirts available too! Comfort Colors IYKYK.

@edsbs.bsky.social Dale Earnhardt flag spotted at Birmingham pride ✊

🚨 The US House of Reps have now PASSED their budget bill that includes a BAN on Gender Affirming Care for Medicaid for ALL AGES. This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass. Call your Senators!

So glad to hear all library employees, human and feline both, are safe

We need to nullify the synods of John IX so that we can have more cadaver synods

Paul Mauriat essentially just made Muzak

I watched the Pee-wee breakfast machine sequence recently, and that machine doesn’t work at all. Pancakes all over the ceiling, what the hell

50 years of people being wrong about the Egg McMuffin. This thing is dreadful.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social My mind cannot comprehend. Per the Chinese restaurant next door this place is hopping.

First, they said postponed; now the meeting is canceled. That means no flu shots next year. “'It’s a six-month production cycle,' Dr. Offit said. 'So one can only assume that we’re not picking flu strains this year.'" Fundamentally, that's a form of mass murder. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/u...

@edsbs.bsky.social I have some important TikTok content for you www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2uxf7ke/

Me to my 72-year-old father: “You know they’re not calling it a tush-push anymore” “What are they calling it?” “A ‘brotherly shove’” “Oh no!”

The fix is in

For better or worse, it's happening

All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.

What a great donk

I have no issue with religious funerals. My cousin was a man of faith, of course God should be a part of the funeral. But I have no patience for a pastor hijacking a funeral. Preacher man, why do I now know you were born in Kentucky and grew up wanting to play basketball for UK?

Read this

C’mon, Texas, you know you want to try to plant a flag in that field

My father has made the executive decision to turn off the Iron Bowl

Not sure what it is, but the way TV show ads are written makes me not want to watch a show until the its been cancelled for several years

My dad, seeing that Vanderbilt stop: Waow

"Stand 'n Stuff Shells" is definitely a set of words.