From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Timeless

Important potato technology.

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue / right week to embrace nihilism.

Democrats: "The President didn't fill out the proper war request paperwork!"

Not now space lasers, there's a bit going on. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Sure but which LLM were they using

Imagine getting on here defending a tech company that is funded by Eric Schmidt, Peter Thiel / Founders Fund, FTX, BlackRock *and* Blackstone, fucking GENERAL CATALYST *and* Lightspeed , two of the WORST of the worst firms in weapons VCs, the Qatar Investment Authority, and a LOT of other dirt.

Calm down biscoff, you don't need to be in everything.

China should put one of those Kung fu robots on the moon, just repeatedly kicking a Trump effigy. Maximum pants wetting.

We live in a world where there's a Karl Stefanovic podcast. Wrap it up, we done.

Ablo to take on the Swifties next for a lesser challenge.

Is that good or bad for the climate?

Taking the temperature down for social cohesion

At the airport

I've got it: high speed light rail

Being triggered by how they refer to this VL Commodore as a classic as if it's Jurassic Donated VL Holden Commodore serviced by 700 apprentices to be auctioned for charity - ABC News share.google/ctiZ2YRPZ1DQ...

While I appreciate the sentiment, I’m not sure shadows work like this…

Waiting for Bigger Twirl

The Sky News > News24 thing is the opportunity to do the funniest thing with your parents TV. #abcnews24

Absolute cockheads.

Phil Xbox is retiring. Imagine having to pay to play games.

Remembering a clip where he called out at a rally "I hear that Gays for Trump is here, Gays for Trump, where are you?" and a guy shouted "wooo!" And Trump looked genuinely crestfallen and said "you don't look gay."

First* they came for the Royals, and I did a jig because fuck those guys.

an hommage to his dad

Imagine telling someone from 2004 the Bulldogs were going to Las Vegas. Officially.

I bet he's sweating now

Very interesting post from @dannolan.bsky.social which reveals how entrepreneurs working closely with agentic AI are thinking about the likely impact of this technology on jobs, hiring etc. (Please address all correspondence to Dan) substack.com/home/post/p-...

"Nationals senator Matt Canavan said that until this inquiry he had never heard of the Atlas Network. That was interesting, because Senator Canavan has been a regular speaker at events held by CPAC Australia, which is part of the Atlas Network ecosystem" www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Make an all dog Olympics already

"I speak for the trees. Gimme another round, puh-lease".

My leg of Lehmo's tour through regional NSW is complete, but he's forging on with Lloyd Langford, and then Dilruk Jayasinha. Details at Centralwestcomedy.com.au

Never change Newtown

This feels like a lot of CO2 for fantasy submarines @chrisbowenmp.bsky.social #climatechange

A festival of fuckwits

grok put the hamburger in a bikini

Roy and HG Monaro.

All of this is daft, but "travel" is the biggest loophole. Can't even be evil properly.

New drone footage from @floodlightnews.org - the fossil methane power plant Musk built specifically to create abusive and racist material on his social media website is still wildly breaching EPA regulations even after a ruling against using them -->>> floodlightnews.org/thermal-dron...

There's a lot of projection in this answer. These ghouls think everything is rigged... because they rig everything.

As a former boxer Tony Abbott has been punched in the head too many times and yet not enough times.

A teenage girl was featured in a Council newsletter because she was an awesome volunteer and contributor to the community. Wearing a tiny watermelon necklace cause outrage and it was taken down. www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

My friend Jon has died | First Dog on the Moon

This reads like they dumped all the normal cargo so they could speed on and get the cocaine into Sydney. Priorities!

Jeremy Carl wrote a book ("Unprotected Class") that offers the most unvarnished possible expression of the white-persecution complex that fuels the far right. Where every change is a loss for whiteness. Every gain for others, an attack on white America. 400 pp of grievance. This is the Trump admin.

I am so tired

Just declare the Liberal Party null and void, that'd be real leadership #auspol

It is the Everything App

Depends on the era: Michelle Brasier (Aunty Donna and then some) Sam Moran (Yellow Wiggle) / Melanie Twitt (Hockeyroo) Peter Sterling