So Reform UK is funded by Russia, GB News is owned by a hedge fund in Dubai and the Daily Mail is registered in Bermuda. That's patriotism for you these days.

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I don't think I've ever seen a group of people take a joke quite as badly to heart as this lot have this week

Nigel Farage rents a Studio that he owns from HIMSELF for £10,000, this means he doesn't have to declare it in Parliament, doesn't have to pay corporation tax on that £10,000, and because he is paid in rent doesn't have to pay NI tax either. Close these tax dodging loopholes.

Yes, I pay myself rent in order to avoid tax, but it is coincidentally £1 less than the level at which I would have to declare it under Parliament's transparency rules.

NEW Stewart Lee column Stewart Lee on Nigel Farage vs Count Binface “A comedy writer with a refuse receptacle on his head may be the only thing that stands between Britain and fascism. He’s just the man for the job”

The current stack of charges against Farage and Reform. Just in case you’d lost count. Spoilt-brat richboy, Tice, calls it all “a politically motivated smear” rather than the frenziedly greedy and corrupt piss-taking that it is. “Reform and Farage have repeatedly denied any wrongdoing” (iPaper)

Man arrested on suspicion of Ann Widdecombe’s murder is released

George and Fiona Cottrell understood to have been interviewed under caution by Met police

The grift is continuous

Let's take this bit at a time. The editor of The Spectator, defender of the working class, and protector against immigrants is privately educated former Tory minister Baron Gove of Torry, formerly in relationships with an American, another American, and then a woman raised in Rome. 1/

The Fagash Fuhrer is vile

When you come third place to a bin

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Average UK renter spent 41% of take-home pay on rent. Rocketing costs of energy, water, food, essentials. Real average wage unchanged since 2008. Median take-home pay £26,208. 39% of Briton have £1,000 or less in savings. Can't get economic growth without curbing profiteering, ending poverty.

The stupidity is intergalactic

Translation: The only donor still desperate enough to prop up the pathetic Tory leftovers is the Epstein-adjacent, planet-murdering, fossil fuel rapist scum. #ArrestThemAll ##FossilFuelMurder www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Nigel Farage's first wife is an Irish national. Nigel Farage's current (estranged) wife is a German national. Nigel Farage's current partner is a French national. Nigel Farage's back is home to a knife wielded by Robert Jenrick.

The Metropolitan Police have launched a criminal investigation into a £500,000 donation to Reform from the mother of the convicted fraudster and Farage donor, George Cottrell www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

🤔 Shock and horror! Credit: Private Eye

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

Millions of pounds and many, many questions: why Reform figures face NCA scrutiny. At least four suspicious transactions flagged by banks. Include £5m gift from a crypto billionaire, to a £1m donation routed to party fundraising vehicle, Britain Means Business, via a convicted fraudster’s mother.

"It was later claimed that £37,500 of the money was impermissible as it originated from US businessman Gary Klopfenstein, who pleaded guilty to investment fraud in 2024." Birds of a feather, etc.

Police are investigating a donation given to Robert Jenrick's Conservative leadership campaign in 2024. Investigation launched after referral from the UK Electoral Commission. This year Jenrick defected to Reform UK.

Freshly elected Walsall Reform UK councillor arrested www.expressandstar.com/news/freshly...

Daisy Cooper, "Nigel Farage used to say leave means leave" David Lammy, "I hear it's the people vs the establishment" "A city trader, Putin admiring professional politician who is pals with crypto billionaires, vs Count Binface"

UK income tax personal allowance frozen at £12,570 since 2021. If increased in line with inflation, it would be £16,048 for 2026/27. As a result, in 2026/27 someone earning £17,000 will pay additional £696 in income tax and £278 in national insurance. All because govts appease the rich.

Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated Leon Graham has defected from Reform UK to the Conservatives.

Robert Jenrick has a meltdown on #C4News He refuses to accept that there are parliamentary rules that Nigel Farage may have broken And insists the only people who can judge Nigel Farage are the people of Clacton 😅 - Whatever you do, please don't share this humiliating clip

On my way, Clacton.

A good day to re-post my eldest’s @sammarks11.bsky.social interview with Count Binface two years ago. thestudentnews.co.uk/2024/09/25/t...

Update….

So after spending years posing as a political martyr for being "debanked", we now find out Nigel Farage was also reported by bankers to the National Crime Agency over money laundering concerns, after secretly taking millions of pounds from a crypto billionaire

Nigel Farage vs "the establishment" He went to private school, worked as a stockbroker, has been a professional politician for 31 years, has his own TV show, is a brand ambassador for gold, is mates with POTUS, accepted a secret £5m gift, and owns five houses bought outright with cash What a rebel

Looking forward to making my second ever visit to Clacton.

Confirmed: the Tories aren't running a candidate. It's over. Farage's ruse has failed.

Amazing detective work.

A reminder, Farage IS the establishment. Outsider figures do not receive 5 million quid from crypto billionaires.

Farage just called a referendum on the concept of objective reality iandunt.substack.com/p/farage-jus...

Left: Nigel Farage criticises 'the establishment' Right: Nigel Farage admits to being in politics for 30 years, he is 'the establishment'

Is Farage going to cover the costs of the by election? Or Christopher Harborne?

Calling David Attenborough: Clacton needs you

This is correct. Investigations are resumed on re-election.