(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.

Did it up for Valentine's dinner with my newly single sister. Smoked & braised short ribs with spinach risotto.

RIP Louie, former groundskeeper of the artificial turf at Three Rivers Stadium? #ThePitt

Seasonal arts & crafts at the pub once again and I might need to bring this one home with me.

"Ju vanna build a snowmain?"

the movies we truly deserve: thread

Looking like I'm going to Ireland this summer and I'm on a mission to solve this mystery.

I'd love to hear the Harry Carey ad read on this.

"To Catch A Predator" - Donald Trump

Cozy.

This adaptation of Tuesday's with Morie is just awful. ⭐

Sorry kids, best I can do is 10, 12 exotic cars.

The energy I bring to Bluesky.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🚬<

Great little project while laid up recovering from surgery. #Lego

AVACADO: "Hello. I'm good fat." BACON: *lights cigarette* *punches avocado*

Führerfest

CBS Presents, "Live From the Trump/Kennedy Center" "Friday Night Open Mic* w/Stephen Miller April 20th. "Evita". Donald & Ivanka Trump shine as Juan & Eva Peron in what many people are saying is the best performance ever. July 4th. "Kid Rock's Summer Finger Blast". TBD. Morrissey

I have decided that after my hernia surgery next week, I will continue to sit to pee. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What's wrong babe? You've barely drank my bro.

2 hours into Avatar and I'm just going to strand my family in there and wait for them at the theater bar.

Hoping y'all's Christmas with the family was as good as mine. youtu.be/P37xPiRz1sg?...

79° and sunny, drinking margaritas outside, as Jesus intended.

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to Brian.

Merry Christmas! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

I was a good boy this year.

you will be visited by three spirits

Happy Festivus

The USS More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman & The Incredible Hulk Put Together

I always forget about the oyster poops.

Floribama, I am in you, and this time I brought penicillin.

Always lose at pub trivia because my answer to any planet question is Uranus

Alrighty then.

He's getting IV's of coloidial silver, bull semen, Previtin and slurp juice.

Holiday crafts at the pub.

Finishing off my Thanksgiving batch of limoncello. 🥂

Finally old enough for breakfast at Hardee's.

Let the weekend begin! 🍻🍻🍻

"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.

This won't really take off with evangelicals unless they can DM Teenjus.

For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.

I have told y’all time and time again… cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!