River Van Gambler
@rivervangambler.bsky.social
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I live in a townhouse down by the Savannah river. Baseball nerd, AARP eligible Lego fan.
If your expecting him to follow math laws at this point, that's on you.
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4 days ago
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Hard to put any trust in his calculations because he only has 9 fingers.
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4 days ago
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Springtime for Blanx
6 days ago
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
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#lolMets
6 days ago
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The US Men's Soccer Team was told by the deep state to take a dive and not qualify for the 2018 World Cup in Russia for national security reasons regarding the President at the time.
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7 days ago
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Major
7 days ago
1993: this guy is a loser 2026: this guy is
#vanlife
and has a job as a motivational speaker? He's killing it!
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Matt Foley: Van Down By The River - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8?si=LWYQAhBLNDeZkSPs
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Randy Moss in college.
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10 days ago
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Teleported to the Waffle House once again by executive dysfunction.
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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Welp, Bluesky is down, guess I'll head on down to the watering hole for one regular human beer.
11 days ago
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Thanksgiving turkey.
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13 days ago
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He just got off the phone after being told no by Hal Steinbrener to "Trump hat night" at Yankee Stadium.
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15 days ago
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ass worthtappen
18 days ago
you’re all fired up about the city connect uniforms? maybe you should fire up google maps and find a church in your city where you can connect with jesus
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Moon gooning.
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NASA Artemis II LIVE: Astronauts set to break Apollo 13 distance record on moon flyby
YouTube video by Associated Press
https://www.youtube.com/live/1ilrJXHpCCQ?si=WhhgaE7SEdgz9Fg9
21 days ago
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
21 days ago
The only master from Augusta that I recognize
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Today I learned my ex father in law had a long time affair with the Snake Lady. As far as Augusta legends go, that's like finding out my mom was banging Jack Nicklaus.
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The Snake Lady and the Masters: Augusta Imagines Life Post-Strip Clubs (Published 2019)
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/08/us/masters-augusta-strip-clubs.html
23 days ago
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"DUI or DUI not, there is no try"
25 days ago
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Man can't burn some sage to get the demons out of his house because of woke.
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25 days ago
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50 year old man out here thinking he's Paul Murdough.
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25 days ago
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Mine's a 2 partner. It's the "ma'am" that gets me every time.
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25 days ago
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What is your stoner name? Dabny Hackysack sounds like the name you give the guy dealing out of the frat house.
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about 1 month ago
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Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.
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about 1 month ago
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Should I stay out past my bedtime?
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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For those that celebrate. ☘️
about 1 month ago
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Name a Movie Starting With The Letter "K" (“The” can be silent)
#filmsky
#moviesky
Kalifornia
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about 2 months ago
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New shoes Mon.
about 2 months ago
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Nobody has a more horny catalog of music than Conway Twitty.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Critical For Our National Popehat
about 2 months ago
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Boofing jalapeno tequila just to feel something.
about 2 months ago
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Ronan Farrow
3 months ago
(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
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Did it up for Valentine's dinner with my newly single sister. Smoked & braised short ribs with spinach risotto.
2 months ago
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RIP Louie, former groundskeeper of the artificial turf at Three Rivers Stadium?
#ThePitt
2 months ago
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Seasonal arts & crafts at the pub once again and I might need to bring this one home with me.
3 months ago
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"Ju vanna build a snowmain?"
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3 months ago
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RiotGrlErin
3 months ago
the movies we truly deserve: thread
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Looking like I'm going to Ireland this summer and I'm on a mission to solve this mystery.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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I'd love to hear the Harry Carey ad read on this.
3 months ago
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"To Catch A Predator" - Donald Trump
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3 months ago
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Cozy.
3 months ago
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This adaptation of Tuesday's with Morie is just awful. ⭐
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3 months ago
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Sorry kids, best I can do is 10, 12 exotic cars.
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3 months ago
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The energy I bring to Bluesky.
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3 months ago
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🚬<
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3 months ago
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Great little project while laid up recovering from surgery.
#Lego
3 months ago
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Michelle
3 months ago
AVACADO: "Hello. I'm good fat." BACON: *lights cigarette* *punches avocado*
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3 months ago
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Führerfest
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3 months ago
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