River Van Gambler
@rivervangambler.bsky.social
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I live in a townhouse down by the Savannah river. Baseball nerd, AARP eligible Lego fan.
2 hours into Avatar and I'm just going to strand my family in there and wait for them at the theater bar.
5 days ago
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Hoping y'all's Christmas with the family was as good as mine.
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Robert Earl Keene's Merry Christmas from the Family
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5 days ago
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79Β° and sunny, drinking margaritas outside, as Jesus intended.
5 days ago
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Wishing the happiest of birthdays to Brian.
about 2 years ago
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Merry Christmas! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
about 1 year ago
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I was a good boy this year.
6 days ago
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you will be visited by three spirits
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7 days ago
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Thor Benson
8 days ago
Happy Festivus
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The USS More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman & The Incredible Hulk Put Together
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8 days ago
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I always forget about the oyster poops.
10 days ago
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Floribama, I am in you, and this time I brought penicillin.
11 days ago
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Andy Craig
11 days ago
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Always lose at pub trivia because my answer to any planet question is Uranus
14 days ago
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Jordan
19 days ago
Alrighty then.
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He's getting IV's of coloidial silver, bull semen, Previtin and slurp juice.
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20 days ago
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Holiday crafts at the pub.
22 days ago
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Finishing off my Thanksgiving batch of limoncello. π₯
about 1 month ago
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Finally old enough for breakfast at Hardee's.
about 1 month ago
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Let the weekend begin! π»π»π»
about 1 month ago
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"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."
about 1 month ago
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RiotGrlErin
about 1 month ago
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be π₯π₯π₯
about 1 month ago
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We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.
about 1 month ago
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about 2 months ago
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This won't really take off with evangelicals unless they can DM Teenjus.
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about 2 months ago
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For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.
about 2 months ago
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Solomon
about 2 months ago
I have told yβall time and time againβ¦ cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!
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about 2 months ago
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Thor Benson
about 2 months ago
Yeah well I see colors in the sky the old fashioned way with drugs
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Looked at the Georgia sky last night, is this what y'all are seeing?
about 2 months ago
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Simple solution, Zombie Bond featuring his love interests Honey Brains, Octobrains and Brains Galore.
about 2 months ago
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It's cold out there y'all.
about 2 months ago
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Sorrowscopes
3 months ago
Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.
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about 2 months ago
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Y'all got any more of that executive function?
about 2 months ago
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holiday meghan π λμμ§ π΅πΈ
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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If this game goes much longer Trump is going to annex Labrador.
about 2 months ago
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We all shit on the youth, but these kids calling things that suck "Ohio" gives me a lot of hope.
2 months ago
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youtu.be/GSEz5ViwiVQ?...
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3 months ago
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Just another day at the office.
3 months ago
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She's a beaut.
3 months ago
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WiFi went down at the bar and we're kicking it in Roku City with a functional government.
3 months ago
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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3 months ago
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The Earhart files are going to be pages from J. Edgar Hoover's diary lambasting her aversion to wearing dresses.
3 months ago
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BrandEver
3 months ago
A refreshing change after the Biden Crime Family was so silent about the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby
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This made me feel like a kajillionaire.
3 months ago
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Rash Has Sho' Nuff
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Breakfast spot is showing the Nuremberg rally this morning. Going to miss those biscuits and gravy.
3 months ago
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