Blood Meridian

#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU A chicken and falafel franchise in the Southeastern US called Hal Y'all.

Cought Drivin n' Cryin with about 100+ people tonight in a small venue. Fantastic.

🎶By now, you should've somehow realised what you gotta do🎶

This is her second fifth of the day.

It's alright Nancy Mace, you can still be mayor of the Myrtle Beach Margaritaville.

Booing a WWE Hall of Faner? In Madison Square Garden?

Tell your old man to drag Giannis & Dwight up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Al Jefferson, glue guy.

I've wasted the last two hours at work on 82-0 trying to put together a team of Kardashian exes.

🚨Breaking🚨 Zack Attack have pulled out of President Trump's America 250 concert.

Beautiful day, cold beer, Willie Nelson and ladies in sundresses & boots. L-I-V-I-N.

Charleston, I am in you.

Brought the Unc to my nephew's graduation party

What's got 2 thumbs and going to see Willie Nelson Sunday night? This guy.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Conway Twitty Willie Nelson Alison Krause & Union Station Derek Trucks Band Afroman Velvet Revolver Widespread Panic Drive-by Truckers Flaming Lips Taj Mahal

For sale: new Grogu shoes, barely worn.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Eli Gemstone: "Go on now and go play with your Jesus Jizz or whatever." Kelvin: "IT'S CHRIST CREAM, DADDY!"

DJ Khaled is the smart investment here because it won't go down.

Monica Chandler Rachel Ross Phoebe Joey

Nice pivot by Breslow after Baltimore nixed the initial deal due to concerns with Little Joe's medicals.

Quote-skeet with a doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Hopeulikit, GA. I didn't.

Manimal

Let me tell ya dedday!

Some of y'all's mouths writing checks your ass can't cash today.

Young Jedi Adventures (Series, 2023 - )

North Augusta, Belvedere, Murphy Village

If your expecting him to follow math laws at this point, that's on you.

Hard to put any trust in his calculations because he only has 9 fingers.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

The US Men's Soccer Team was told by the deep state to take a dive and not qualify for the 2018 World Cup in Russia for national security reasons regarding the President at the time.

Randy Moss in college.

Teleported to the Waffle House once again by executive dysfunction.

Welp, Bluesky is down, guess I'll head on down to the watering hole for one regular human beer.

Thanksgiving turkey.

He just got off the phone after being told no by Hal Steinbrener to "Trump hat night" at Yankee Stadium.

you’re all fired up about the city connect uniforms? maybe you should fire up google maps and find a church in your city where you can connect with jesus

Moon gooning.

The only master from Augusta that I recognize

Today I learned my ex father in law had a long time affair with the Snake Lady. As far as Augusta legends go, that's like finding out my mom was banging Jack Nicklaus.