If this game goes much longer Trump is going to annex Labrador.

We all shit on the youth, but these kids calling things that suck "Ohio" gives me a lot of hope.

Just another day at the office.

She's a beaut.

WiFi went down at the bar and we're kicking it in Roku City with a functional government.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

The Earhart files are going to be pages from J. Edgar Hoover's diary lambasting her aversion to wearing dresses.

A refreshing change after the Biden Crime Family was so silent about the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby

This made me feel like a kajillionaire.

Rash Has Sho' Nuff

Breakfast spot is showing the Nuremberg rally this morning. Going to miss those biscuits and gravy.

I may get canceled for saying this, but I think boobs are neat

Not necessarily a deep threat but he's effective inside the box.

My most heartfelt thanks to everyone.

Doctor i trust more than RFK Jr

Trump undercover at an Epstein sex party.

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.

Remake The Odd Couple with Jerry Jones and Rudy Giuliani you cowards.

Supposed to get some blow at this festival from a guy that looks like Gregg Allman in Rush and I'm gonna need some help narrowing it down.

False alarm folks, he traded Ukraine for an injection of Rasputin blood.

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

Watching The Death of Stalin again for no particular reason.

Drop some hats

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? This one never seems to work out for me.

You're saying a shrimp fried my guts?

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy 🤼‍♂️

Rise of Skywalker - Zombie Revenge of the Sith - Serial Killer Rogue One - Bank Heist

In Trump America, shrimp blackens you.

a twist on iconic works of art: thread

So close.

qt with a Hank you would crank it to

post a screenshot that makes you laugh every time you look at it 👇

Yeah, but have you ever seen Jimmy and Roslyn Carter... on weed?

Y'all. ☠️☠️☠️

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment

"He took my worker and I told him, 'look Jeffrey, why would I go out for steak when I had the cow at home?' and that was the end of our beautiful friendship."

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Managed to hit the canal before the heat index hit 120.

Happy Gilmore 2 reminds me a lot of Caddy Shack 2.

Bad day to be John Daly. www.wrdw.com/2025/07/24/a...

He's reunited with Pastamania now.

I'll always have being in the Georgia Dome to witness Goldberg taking the title from Hollywood Hogan on Monday Nitro.

Hulkamania, not even once.