2 hours into Avatar and I'm just going to strand my family in there and wait for them at the theater bar.

Hoping y'all's Christmas with the family was as good as mine. youtu.be/P37xPiRz1sg?...

79° and sunny, drinking margaritas outside, as Jesus intended.

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to Brian.

Merry Christmas! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

I was a good boy this year.

you will be visited by three spirits

Happy Festivus

The USS More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman & The Incredible Hulk Put Together

I always forget about the oyster poops.

Floribama, I am in you, and this time I brought penicillin.

Always lose at pub trivia because my answer to any planet question is Uranus

Alrighty then.

He's getting IV's of coloidial silver, bull semen, Previtin and slurp juice.

Holiday crafts at the pub.

Finishing off my Thanksgiving batch of limoncello. 🥂

Finally old enough for breakfast at Hardee's.

Let the weekend begin! 🍻🍻🍻

"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread

Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.

This won't really take off with evangelicals unless they can DM Teenjus.

For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.

I have told y’all time and time again… cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!

Yeah well I see colors in the sky the old fashioned way with drugs

Looked at the Georgia sky last night, is this what y'all are seeing?

Simple solution, Zombie Bond featuring his love interests Honey Brains, Octobrains and Brains Galore.

It's cold out there y'all.

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

Y'all got any more of that executive function?

😍

If this game goes much longer Trump is going to annex Labrador.

We all shit on the youth, but these kids calling things that suck "Ohio" gives me a lot of hope.

Just another day at the office.

She's a beaut.

WiFi went down at the bar and we're kicking it in Roku City with a functional government.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

The Earhart files are going to be pages from J. Edgar Hoover's diary lambasting her aversion to wearing dresses.

A refreshing change after the Biden Crime Family was so silent about the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby

This made me feel like a kajillionaire.

Rash Has Sho' Nuff

Breakfast spot is showing the Nuremberg rally this morning. Going to miss those biscuits and gravy.