If your expecting him to follow math laws at this point, that's on you.

Hard to put any trust in his calculations because he only has 9 fingers.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

The US Men's Soccer Team was told by the deep state to take a dive and not qualify for the 2018 World Cup in Russia for national security reasons regarding the President at the time.

1993: this guy is a loser 2026: this guy is #vanlife and has a job as a motivational speaker? He's killing it! youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8?...

Randy Moss in college.

Teleported to the Waffle House once again by executive dysfunction.

Welp, Bluesky is down, guess I'll head on down to the watering hole for one regular human beer.

Thanksgiving turkey.

He just got off the phone after being told no by Hal Steinbrener to "Trump hat night" at Yankee Stadium.

you’re all fired up about the city connect uniforms? maybe you should fire up google maps and find a church in your city where you can connect with jesus

Moon gooning.

The only master from Augusta that I recognize

Today I learned my ex father in law had a long time affair with the Snake Lady. As far as Augusta legends go, that's like finding out my mom was banging Jack Nicklaus.

"DUI or DUI not, there is no try"

Man can't burn some sage to get the demons out of his house because of woke.

50 year old man out here thinking he's Paul Murdough.

Mine's a 2 partner. It's the "ma'am" that gets me every time.

What is your stoner name? Dabny Hackysack sounds like the name you give the guy dealing out of the frat house.

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

Should I stay out past my bedtime?

For those that celebrate. ☘️

Name a Movie Starting With The Letter "K" (“The” can be silent) #filmsky #moviesky Kalifornia

New shoes Mon.

Nobody has a more horny catalog of music than Conway Twitty.

Boofing jalapeno tequila just to feel something.

(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.

Did it up for Valentine's dinner with my newly single sister. Smoked & braised short ribs with spinach risotto.

RIP Louie, former groundskeeper of the artificial turf at Three Rivers Stadium? #ThePitt

Seasonal arts & crafts at the pub once again and I might need to bring this one home with me.

"Ju vanna build a snowmain?"

the movies we truly deserve: thread

Looking like I'm going to Ireland this summer and I'm on a mission to solve this mystery.

I'd love to hear the Harry Carey ad read on this.

"To Catch A Predator" - Donald Trump

Cozy.

This adaptation of Tuesday's with Morie is just awful. ⭐

Sorry kids, best I can do is 10, 12 exotic cars.

The energy I bring to Bluesky.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🚬<

Great little project while laid up recovering from surgery. #Lego

AVACADO: "Hello. I'm good fat." BACON: *lights cigarette* *punches avocado*

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