He just came from a Deftones show too

"I know a lot of it is, but maybe not everything is gender." Trump: "Anitfa gave the Reflecting Pool a vagina."

It's not him, he's already obese.

Hello, my name is Dr. Schrock.

"What a hideous baby. Better name him something that lets the blind know he gets no pussy."

This is her second fifth of the day.

Love the pause while everyone inhales as much air as they can right before the boos start.

Mr.Spacely voice: Brunson!!!

Screwworm was my favorite Seagal movie antagonist.

82-0 has made me really sympathetic toward DeMar DeRozan.

The normal response to hearing someone has a vegan girlfriend is: "That lucky bastard doesn't have to share his brisket."

Obvious wasn't a conference for normal standers.

This is going to change due to Fibermaxxing. People will speak in hushed tones of the pooping god they saw on Flatbush with a 48 pack of Charmin.

Bad Bunny can only do so much.

Lane Kiffin going woke feels like a watershed moment.

I was just thinking about this, while going down on your mom.

Who's the jamoke who looks like Noah Syndergaard?

I'm probably Javier Bardem's biggest fan but I'm not sure he can pull off the role of a blood thirsty psychopath.

you might be laughing that infowars is finally offline, but have you considered that now the yankees have to find something else to put on their clubhouse TV

Happy May Day

Comey was clearly remembering some guy, Jesse Orosco of the World Series Champion Mets.

So this is why Zoomers are so confused watching Trading Places.

Happy Whiskey Friday with Kash Patel

Was she in Cincy covering the Titans on Halloween weekend 2020?

We don't talk about enough about Markwayne Mullin's "Tool Time" style call in radio show.

His lawyer changed his initial request for 5 million bottles of Don Julio.

Cremily had a toxic culture.

What's Ichiro bat with the nub? .260, .270?

Now to distract from the Epstein files, here's a pervert talking about how teen girls to have unprotected sex.

What is wrong with these people? I won't even let my gimp off-leash.

Donnie Blanco

I hate ham, candy and zombies so shove your Happy Easter up your ass.

Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan has voiced support for his old classmate, ousted US Army Chief Of Staff Randy George

Shawn Evans

LeBron wants to fight Reacher.

So a Uvalde guy found a way to never show his face around there ever again: join ICE.

Everyone in this administration loves to get their hands on kids.

But ChatGPT didn't.

Everyone working to repeal the 14th amendment should never be allowed in a courtroom again, unless they're a defendant.

Seems like Noem's hubby has more of a Gary Busey in "Under Siege" fetish.

"Hello BlackRock. Please direct my call to the insider trading desk."

Ted's roommate said he had lots of calluses on his hands while at Princeton.

Great weekend for the haters.

Fuck Trump Fuck ICE Fuck Duke

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Chanting "silver medal" in the "Derek Jeter" cadence at Paul Skenes.

John Travolta as Kramer as Sam Malone.

This is the most aggressively hideous neighborhood I've ever seen. Trashville undefeated.