Doing Kindergarten registration and one question is "are there any individuals not permitted to contact your child?" and i missed a golden opportunity to say "the school resource officer"

I made a playlist

Dude

i am sincerely sad for this.

dude he's getting sworn in in the Ninja Turtles' lair

"Avatar had no impact" and "vegans are annoying" are if a category of memes i hadn't realized existed: absurdly popular stupid memes that prove the poster wrong by merely deploying it. Gadsden flag, every aspect of Charlie Kirk... what else?

i'm going to try very hard not to make this my depressed hobby horse for 2026 but yes even their ghoulish supporters have fully realized they are criminals and no not a single one of them is going to face a single consequence. Dubya is a celebrated painter who fist bumps Ellen Degeneres.

Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer was just a love anthem to me my entire childhood and onward, it's only in recent years did I realize it was about holding on to love in during hard times (the 80's.) My dad was laid off several times, never made the connection.

Before social media truly exploded we all knew someone like this, perhaps we wished we could be like them, or actively avoided them... Now we think we are *supposed* to be like this. There is a hustle to be had in every corner and there is always a grifter to show you how.

i'm looking forward to reading this. When it debuted all I heard about was how awful it was/not ready to be a proper game. It still surprises me when I hear people are enthusiastic about it because I thought it was such a dud. I guess it's really redeemed itself, it definitely has mega-fans.

sorry everyone, we had no idea when we started this autopsy report it could potentially lead to accountability

there is an author out there who did "the Art of War for kids" and got real butthurt when I started saying this kind of thing to him on facebook

I occasionally try not to buy into "both parties are the same' but then i look at the list of Dems who voted to ban trans athletes and its giving me pause to note how many took a shot at the presidency or have had some serious prime time minutes as representatives of the DNC.

Thinking fondly of all the ghouls in the dubya administration who got locked up after Obama won in part because he made their prosecution part of his campaign. Good times.

I think the least bombastic way to object to this to people who think it should happen is in what world is the answer to Trumpism someone "who shoulda run by a small margin if the stupid refs were paying attention" and not "someone people are excited about because of the Things They Say They'll Do?"

Look everyone is a mark every once in awhile but I'm about as upset at people who credulously lapped up Hillbilly Elegy the way Hillary voters have a lifelong vendetta against Bernie.

Bouie on "This is Spinal Tap"

I've been asked by every @clevelandclinic.bsky.social doctor over the past year "is it ok if I use this ambient AI it helps with charting" and it feels awful. It has made me hesitant to schedule care. I have talked to caregivers who use it and have gotten lucky they caught errors in charting. Stop.

Everything i see this i think of that woman who tried to do this in a fencing tournament and everyone in the fencing world was like "we practice and compete co-ed you idiot" and everyone looked up her record and laughed about how she sucks. Anyway...

Economists arent real

Here i am fucking off on battletoads dreading getting my kids ready for school and wondering what the big rumble is and finally decide to go bed and that's a lot of dang snow, cleveland

Just not worry about groceries and feel good about getting my family involved in like sports and gyms or whatever.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Anime often feels like the same 5 million goofy slapstick portrayed by the same 5 characters and then every so often you get a creator or studio who knows what's up and you're treated to something like this and it's so dang cool

sincerely one of the things I look forward to the most when thinking about the holidays

this is an incredible sktwweete

I no longer play MtG but I still read about the game, it's interesting to me that it's old enough to have different generations of players and you can ID them based on the cards they talk about and how. Craw Wurm is a very old card (oldhead) a reply is riffing on it being inefficient (much younger!)

Playing poker with some westside Cleveland rednecks and my dudes they are arguing over what 6-7 means and there is a MORAL PANIC y'all

I didnt know that we knew this. Sincerely.

Lots to unpack here, none of it worth explaining lmao

Oh neat I can stop wondering who scratched it in the bathrooms I won't have to pull a kid aside after he's put one on his backpack cool coooool

I've shopped Discount Drug Marts often since moving to CLE in 2013. The cashier asks me every time if I have a Drug Mart Card. I always say no. The convo always ends there. I've never been offered a card. It's become fun to not know anything about it. That's how I feel about the Edmond Fitzgerald.

3rd time's gotta do it guys

Well that's what happens when you obtruct traffic like that come on people

My theory that Trump is actually only minimally mentioned in the files appears to be way off, but that was how I reconciled the following most likely outcomes. I'm glad we're having fun but what's going to happen, the world learns he's a criminal pervert? Dude's already been impeached what now.

I do think the "it's actually called ephebophilia" defense will eventually win over a majority of Trump voters

I would love to collect this check and fuck up so hard

Uh this is metal as fuck

One of my favorite Bill Maher moments was when Christopher Hitchens was a panel guest and told Maher that his audience will laugh at anything. They started to boo and he flipped them off and kept talking.

Zelda is bouncing off of me but after a lot of skepticism I'm pretty impressed by Link here. Was thinking about the possibility of a silent Link the whole movie and thought about Cary Elwes as Farmboy. I'll be very impressed if this relationship is not romantic at all. I'm now paying attention.

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

I feel crazy when people talk about woke, I first encountered the word in a photo from the Ferguson protests. Oprah used it a few months later. It took almost a decade of conservatives tripping over the word before it finally became theirs. They seem to have lost snowflake the same way.

i occasionally get wrapped up in a conversation social media about how many hours teachers truly work and I'll inevitably end up clicking on their profile to see if i can discern what subject or grade level they teach and it is ALWAYS "Analyst at State Farm/ MBA from Miami/Christ is King"

I worry about the abject poverty my children are en route to experience as other so-called superpowers leave us in the fucking dust. I know it's been a long time coming but that doesnt mean I like it.

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.