sniffa 💦💦

fresh bread for chicken scal

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

The weekend starts here. #fcf

Anyone else make motorcycle nosies when controlling their bidet?

The trend is real. It's even a linkedIn meme. I'm also almost there myself.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

WIP

Love seeing articles about how consumers are in denial about the economy and that things are actually great. It’s called a “boomcession” because it was caused entirely by boomers. So at least you got that much right you absolute hacks.

i thought that was just called Second Life

Needing some help with paying for bills for the month and some debts since the job I was supposed to get fell through. Any help is appreciated while I'm still trying to get a job 💙 ko-fi.com/astradotblue #HelpSky #MutualAid

Hey Pixar, what'd the 5 fingers say to the face? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EejH...

highlander grog is the coffee flavor equivalent of "all dressed" potato chips.

Let's roll!🎲🎲 Sketch reward for @sleepyburr.bsky.social starring his OC! Something fresh for a RPG/Boargames night 🍻 Thank you so much for your support over Patreon 💖

“The Hippie Olympics, it doesn’t matter who wins cause they’re all losers”

What they mean is put your Bad Dragon stickers on your toolbox.

Yo. Wanna sniff? 💦

surf and turf

I am in big need of a job up there BTW. Anyone hiring? I have a bachelor's degree and 7 years work experience.

Terrific smell

i think i’m gonna build a boat. just need a place to keep it.

Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/

the standard for arbitrary port numbers is 2222

so “lockdown mode” on apple devices should just be called “best practices mode”

huskies are assholes. lol apnews.com/video/canine...

”firsuiters”

Sean Astin is now the president of SAG. He quickly announced “Free Potatoes for all at craft services”

Imagine Billy Idol as the T1000. Cause I can’t.

i guess they saved the quarter sticks for the seahawks

i like sports now

the bushes were people 😂

pot roast!

miss-stitch in google maps, but what if?

Lazy sunday 💤 #Furryart #furry

I can produce a dump a day. It took her mother nine whole months.

Patreon doodle for @griffbirb.bsky.social: this is his horse OC POV while double handling his huge horsecock! 🤤🍾 Thanks for your support, Griff! :3

sudden craving for ikea balls and lingonberry jam.

love it when handprints show in the rain up on the hood of an EV. They weren’t checking their oil.

Quote post me the best pic of your dick

i hear so much Jello Biafra in the dude from dead dodge garage’s voice

natural scent

Which Pokémon will make it out on top? 🏆

lol chatgpt does not like being called jippity. it especially didn’t appreciate me saying “jippity is getting snippity “ when it swore at me

DriveClub

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO #AEWDynamite

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

Antici…Pation!