I went to buy a christmas tree ornament and ended up officially joining my high school's alumnae association. It's cool, i need some community, and a better work/school/life balance.

Tumblrd across ppl lamenting that a creator they liked is a proshipper. They still believe it's wrong because it's 'disgusting' but there was much handwringing over the fact that they couldn't DO anything abt it. No harassment, no dogpiling. Just blocks all around, as god intended.

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Izzy ran away.

Getting 'two prophets killed by The Beast' vibes.

Welp...

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For a long time growing up I thought 'laurels' meant 'ass' because primary school teachers kept berating us for wanting to rest on them. They spat the word out like a curse. Now I know and I wonder: 1. What laurels, Miss D? We don't have any, we're 6. 2. Miss Q, what do you think 'laurels' are?

I do love how a common message in kids stories was the lamentation that children no longer read or imagined or believed in magic, and GenX to Millennials rose up to save Fantasia by imaginating and creating reams and reams of porny fanfic.

The plan is to run women out of higher education therefore out of financial independence, so they'll find a man to take care of them, and have to make his babies. As if some ladies wouldn't start women-run co-ops to avoid that fate. Or go to trade school. Hit them where it hurts.

i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...

the vibe I bring to the party

2 nights in a row I had disturbing dreams symbolizing a loss of reputation at work, and it happened. Well, the universe tried to warn me. Now to get back up and try to improve the way I climb.

Yep. Really tired of the Usual Critic Crowd scorning everything that isn't EPIC. Shallow ppl craving nonstop adrenaline. It means they never have to stop and face their own feelings, and they can't handle watching others do it either.

I have had many thoughts about How Batman Keeps Batcrap off the Batcomputer

I truly believe that hanging around X can do permanent damage to your soul.

“What’s the point of celebrating a dog’s birthday? They don’t even understand it!” Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December .

Tumblr ads are another level of disgusting. What part of me looks like I would be a good audience for some Christian Fundy screaming about 'alphabet false preachers' ie pro-lgbt+ female ministers. I hope a kinky-ass pride parade marches right in front of that person's 'church'.

Spent an evening going down the stack of torn dog beds we've accumulated over the years and stitched them all. It's not fancy needlework but it scratches the itch. Waste not, want not, more space in the laundry room, and more options for spoiled hounds.

luca-s.com/products/cro... Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.

State of the Ard: Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life. I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this. Also, help, the high school is reunioning.

“A high value man would never date a boss babe CEO!” Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?

EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on

Wolf is a cute & capable malinois-ish mutt, but today she attempted a flying dismount off the couch, caught a toe on the armrest, converted to a flailing semisomersault & finished with a faceplant on the floor. She's fine, but that Descendant of Wolves may be a Descendant of Moon Moon in particular.

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Spouse and Devil are lightly snoring in tandem, Not So Tiny is having a very yippy dream and Baron is awake, licking his bum. This is the rhythm of my night.

Children are not therapy Wives are not therapy Marriage is not therapy only therapy is therapy

Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice

Have definitely gotten nerd-brain concentration trained in. I can read my articles and textbooks for hours at a time but it's taking me days to read a single fic because I keep wandering away every two paragraphs.

Waiting for Wicked to start and feeling rather wicked myself, what with having sneaked in a quarter portion of crispy roast pork, a dozen chilli wontons, 2 crepes (ham and cheese, and dubai chocolate), skittles, twix and a little debbie snack cake. The concession popcorn and soda cost about the same

New Sanrio store opened today. Work ran late. Had to hit the far costco for dog food cuz near one was out. Then gas cuz of extra miles. Found the store. Missed the fun & giveaways. On my way out heard, "ARE YOU A NURSE?!" "No, but-" Abt my 4th time rendering med aid in a parking lot. Timing.🙏🏽

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

it's been one of those years pass the yaoi 🏳️‍🌈

Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.

Forgot to bring in our homemade Cousin Itt from the front stoop after Halloween, so this morning I put a Santa hat on him.

You know the attachment issues and trauma responses that are going to haunt these kids. This is another stolen generation.

Seen enough manosphere talk about it being 'cute' that a girl got her degree but 'we don't care about that'. These fools don't get that they're drying up their own dating pool. If you don't care about her dreams & accomplishments, why should she care about yours?

Something I don't see addressed much in art or media, if at all, is how chameleon-like skin tone can be for ppl with parents on different points on the human color scale. Yeah, we usually turn out with a base level of melanin somewhere between the parental units, but sun exposure does so much.

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

Ringlight reflection in people's eyes is its own weird minor distraction

Please please i need this filled asap because my lab tests is this friday :( I need my goal to reach before that time so I can still withdraw it in time :( even 5$ is very much appreciated and ill send content in return #mutualaid #SWaid #nsfw #selling

Breakfast experiment, coconut ginger pancakes with yuzu sauce, win, going in the 'make it again' column.

If no want woman like villain, why villain hot?

Full hazmat has street cred. Tyveks are dorkass staypuft marshmallow man suits. Istg I looked like the love child of a hobbit and a yeti. And they're HOT. Mask up and gef your booster shots. That shit sucked.

The dogs had a go at the cushion for my papasan chair a long time ago. Ambitious goal now, sew a giant double clamshell cushion and a couple of round 'pearls' to go with it. Add that to the household project list. I know the perfect iridescent fabric for the job.

Spouse wore a waistcoat tonight and I am really digging this

Nothing says Christmas quite like all the Santa's Little Mistress outfits up in store windows.