Pride starts tomorrow and you know what that means! If you're straight it costs 5 dollars to speak to me.

Long shot, but if anyone is looking for #bbno$ tickets, i've got some posted (I snapped for floor to be with friends) my.ticketmaster.com/gfs/ds/vQGAk...

PET PEEVE: If I get a microwave meal, I want it to be one step. I am not going to nuke it for 2.5 minutes, stir it, nuke it another 1.15 minutes, let it rest for 2 minutes. Listen, I put it in for 4 minutes. I take it out when it dings. I burn my mouth b/c it’s too hot. The end.

There's literally nothing stopping you from making your d&d characters and putting them on your island #tomadachilife #blorboisland

We do love an off season sticker ❤️ #votelocal #changestartsathome

Much as people complain about being an adult, you can just make yourself a whole pile of roast potatoes at 3am and nobody can stop you.

Dear #autismcomunity may I present this set for discussion? #ihavebigfeelings

Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, but I do and I'm super behind on payments. Please don't break my knees, fellas, I swear I'll get it by the end of the week

World sucks. Gonna go watch Project Hail Mary again and cry about space

I want to be this rich

I have two loves in my heart, but only one hand to hold a switch controller

Katie was hanging out at a thing called Critical Role... ever heard of it? 🧝‍♀️🚌

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

Tonight... return to the most EPIC season in Dimension 20 history! Dragon Master Katie Marovitch is back for D20: On a Bus S2 - along with her people: Aabria Iyengar, Jasmine Bhullar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, & Mark Mercer Premieres 7PM ET/ 4 PM PT only on @dropout.tv 🧝‍♀️🔵🎩🪖🧶🚌

I think someone replaced all my muscles with pool noodles

| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮 #originalart

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“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”

“Pssst! Buddy, come over here and open the door. We have spring fever.”

Here are my top 10 dog mayors!

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

This is Makdoong. He is wondering if you could press his floor for him. Isn't sure which one it is, but trusts your best guess. 12/10 (IG: e_makdoong)

No more American melting pot... American gumbo we all contribute a lil flavor that remains whole and visible

Everyone's white parents survive the #BadBunny halftime show?

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

Minneapolis.

Anyone else in a constant PvP with their own brain or is just me?

New Animal crossing update on the 15th, new Cult of the Lamb Update on the 22nd Maybe Sinterklaas is real after all 🖤

On the eve of the Sandy Hook anniversary, there has been another campus shooting. This time at Brown University. To the people in power: this is your legacy. Thirteen years. Thirteen years of dead children, traumatized students, shattered families — while you stall, deflect, and do nothing.

I took essentially no pictures, but another #pax unplugged in the bag, and I got to meet @persephiroth.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️ Get some rest, my darling nerds, and i'll see you next year

Hey could we maybe stop trying these things out on people to determine whether not they want little kids to get into sexy knifeplay

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Some women are quitting hormonal birth control, even though they're not ready for pregnancy. Doctors warn some may be swayed by misleading medical claims online. n.pr/47BeDlm

It is 2008. I have tickets to MCR. I'm obsessed with an anime i'm slightly embarrassed of and I hate the government I guess everything is cyclical.

Buried inside the CBBB is an extra 5 billion in couch concubines for JD Vance.

Date everything has dropped! You know what that means - Don't talk to me and my 12 boyfriends (who happen to be a d20, a group of hangers, a blanket, and the personification of despair) ever again. Unless you want to play Grotto and Gargoyles

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #Pride #HappyPride

Family isn't blood, it's love #happypride everyone!

equal parts meme and advertisement #dateeverything #dateeverythingdemo #freddyyeti

I called my Senators today, left a message. If you've never done this before, 5calls is a really great resource, and made this very easy. Your senators need to listen to you; that's their entire job, even if it doesn't feel like it these days.

To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

Another #paxeast in the bag, so thankful I get to call this beautiful group of weirdos my people #paxeast2025