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Just saw someone on FB say "No Republican has ever shot and killed a Democrat" Setting aside the fact that we don't know who did this, it's really sad how the Hortman murders have been completely memory-holed

Lol Lmao, even

"can we bring the time forward" what the hell is that supposed to mean‽ forward in time is later in the day! Bring means closer to now! What do you want!!

Snakes and Ladders is actually the perfect casino game

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Is it just me or is link rot getting so much worse lately

@mattkc.com do you have anything more usable than the forum i am dying and have no idea where else I could turn besides your community to understand what the hell some installshield exe from 1999 is doing save me mr lego island

Just seen an invoice refer to a fire extinguisher as "malicious" Is it fucking haunted?

If you think about it, a Turing machine is just a really long Excel sheet

I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

How 2 stop being sad and sleep FAST

Best Christmas TV in years, what a day

I get it's popular or whatever to hate on Gavin and Stacey but fuck that the finale was perfect

The girls are fightingggg

Wallace and Gromit was amazing Onya Doorstep, Anton Deck Instant classics

life hack: you can put a lindt truffle in your coffee if you want. it's not against the law. you can make your coffee so yummy. hot chocolate too

The people defending their use of chatGPT for technical work, I’m sorry but I would fire you.

Free Etsy shop idea: Personalised dog draught excluders based on the customer's dog

XLOOKUP? Leave your ex alone why are you so obsessed

You find me stirring a giant cauldron of disturbing liquid Behind me, a mound of open Cuppa Soup packets of various brands and flavours I will hang for my soup crimes

Hi Brit here what is cool aid and why do the strange Americans down it by the gallon

I don’t mean to alarm you but something in my mouth is gnashing and I don’t think it’s teeth

Mum, panicking: I can't find the cat what if he's been knocked down?? The cat, having the best snooze of his life hidden under the Christmas tree: mmrrp 🐱

Thank goodness it's Friday

They should put me in charge

I cannot be trusted with hot chocolate powder

Teresa May rn while all the farmers are messing about in London

...Yes?

Ayo

I have passed the certificate level if my apprenticeship please clap

bird sounds

Think this website just exploded again so hello newcomers. follow me for whatever I decided is the funniest possible thing to say at a given moment, likely only for it to actually be incredibly dumb

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

Italian spy trying to fit in with the British army: "mama mia what a wonderful way to die" 🎶

When?

WHAT

My workplace has stopped putting hot chocolate packets in the canteen, literally 1984 or whatever

I’m all for being informed but look, sometimes we just don’t need to know stuff

The BT man is oscillating my sockets

An awkward silence like when you run out of small talk in a hostage situation while waiting for the police negotiator to charge his phone

Why's my camera fuzzy

"child labour could help fill worker shortage" sure is a headline

Quick help me not fumble

Oh I passed btw

I appreciate you BEEing here but you're not coming inside mister

BA1 exam on Monday I am shitting it

Big news the "0 accidents last month" sign has been taken down at work and replaced with a pie chart of all the accidents. Reader, the pie chart has a singular section with the number 1 written next to it.

"There's a certain kind of programmer who'll look at any problem and say, 'I know, I will use XML.' Now he has two problems."