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All we want for Christmas is for it to happen

Anyone got any sad Christmas poems

If we can't get 15 Minute Cities my compromise position is Make Left Turns Illegal. Nationwide, everywhere, no more left turns.

I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Sometimes I feel like if we just removed Christmas from the calendar my mental health would be totally fine.

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Watching a Christmas movie

Absolutely rooting for a 5-3 final score

So Mario Cristobal is just dumb, huh?

Goddamit @channel6.bsky.social I didn't need to cry today

Dril:

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

me when it happens

I've been out on international sports of all kinds for a long time. The vibes are just totally rancid. You absolutely have the same stuff in club sports, true, but it's fractional.

The N Carolina immigrant rights group Siembra is teaching business owners their rights if federal agents show up at their door. While most can name their first and second amendment rights, far fewer are familiar with the fourth, which prohibits unreasonable government searches and seizures.

slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what

It's so good and unhinged!

There's a cliche that when starting a new show you have to give it a few episodes to click ("don't stop before episode 4!") but we don't talk enough about shows that start out rock and roll and then fall flat on their face.

No one will live better in the apocalypse after times than the executive security team who immediately kills the tech bro who hired them, just chilling out and having snacks in his compound

Halle Berry for President, I mean Emperor

I'm thinking way too hard about this but what does being "on camera" have to do with her answer?

Whiplash is obviously a good movie. However, having seen it twice now, I have some problems with it. The film creates one of the most compelling settings I can remember, but then pulls one of the dumbest stories available out of that setting.

I'm 52 years old and still have no idea how to enjoy Christmas

Cats

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Anti ice action in Durham this Friday

When the revolution comes every car dealership will be razed to the ground and every owner, salesperson and manager will spend a minimum of 7 years in the camps

Oh yeah Bluesky definitely got it going on

Nc Courage down so bad

how many feet would a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip feet

Nobody would be surprised if he is in the Epstein files

Actually all he said was "woodchipper, feet first". It could have been about anyone or anything. Maybe he was talking about a table.

Voting age should be, at most, 7.

My orange boy

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Hated almost everything I was assigned to read in school - barely tolerated Catcher In the Rye and Lord of the Flies - but then I read As I Lay Dying and Light in August back to back and suddenly the world made sense in a way it never had before.

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