Do it. Search your name. Take their money. It’s yours anyway.

Yes, we're slowly but surely getting our shit together over here. New Madame Grindhouse! Join the Patreon and you can get it uncut and uncensored! youtu.be/skF2h1ltHho?...

My pieces for @butterflyslinky.bsky.social's fic :) these are explicit and gorey so. Watch out lol.

You can tell how many of the "grow your own food" people have never grown their own food, because they: - don't appreciate the acreage necessary to feed even one person - skip over necessary preservation steps needed to eat in winter - don't understand that not all soil is viable - are wankers

I really hate when, the moment a controversy breaks about someone, people rush to say, “I always knew!” or “I always hated their work.” It’s this weird performance of purity, like they need to prove they were never tainted by liking the wrong person. It’s like… people can have liked terrible people.

Hear, hear!

Reposting for the morning crowd. youtu.be/VwF32uXnLVc?...

In case any stray deities are listening, today would be the perfect day for Trump to die in some hilarious, explosive intestinal accident. Let's just keep these good times rolling.

what the last 2 weeks of American politics has taught us is that we need to put Kendrick in charge of the DNC

checks out

So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.

I realize what a long shot this is, but our kid threw their beloved teddy bear out of the shopping cart at the Target at Sunset and Western in Hollywood. Teddy is much missed if you happen to hear of a missing bear!

They set up a snitch line for DEI in the federal government. If you feel like sending your best copies of the bee movie script or some queer smut, have at it. [email protected]

Given how bad cold weather can be for the elderly we might just end up with four Presidents in one day.

I am so DEEPLY ANGRY at how clever this is.

As the artists work on creating fantastical works of art for our authors to go nuts over, let's take this opportunity to look back over the works from the previous round. First up: "The Prince of Elysia" by @butterflyslinky.bsky.social and Hawkland www.tumblr.com/hawkland/741...

This must happen.

"the violent public death of one guy never changed anything" oh yeah then how come I know who Archduke Franz Ferdinand is

Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.

Hey remember when Tr*mp said he could shoot someone in NYC and it wouldn't lose him any voters? In just three days we've seen this assassin garner more widespread support than any candidate in history.

There is no "never asked for help" award, we need to stop nominating ourselves for it

Joe Biden can literally sign an executive order barring Donald Trump from being President and ordering his immediate arrest and detention but the principle of a peaceful transfer of power is more important than preventing the total collapse of our democracy.

My job is to love myself more than this world hates me