If you compare voting to harm reduction you should instantly get your teeth kicked in

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

Hotel room has a cuck chaise longue, lads

I really wish people listened to immigrants when we told you that these fuckers aren't trustworthy. But no. We just got told that we deserve to be deported.

Trans people told you that these politicians couldn't be trusted and you told them to enjoy the camps.

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Packing to head out to the coast for a week to mostly hangout in a hotel room while Chelsea works, and I’m going to spend as much time as I can looking at the Pacific Ocean and trying to manifest a UFO sighting

Cunk on Eileen

having batches of homemade pho broth in the freezer to make at 10pm is elite

sorry I threw up a bunch of milk on the bed

If I’m spending $250 on Wes Anderson movies he better be coming to my house to give me a very aesthetic handjob

This is one of my most popular skeets and all the replies are so sweet! I promise I’ll make the next batch more photogenic!

When I was 15 I PURPOSEFULLY fell out with all my friends in the last couple of weeks of summer term so I could spend the summer doing heroin and listening to my dad’s record collection and not be disturbed, and deep down i’m still that idiot.

Listening to Joy Division and reading J G Ballard, because I’ll always be the same dipshit as I was in the early 90’s.

you should all stop what you’re doing and listen to ‘marquee moon’ right now

Finally just baked one of these (I actually forgot I’d portioned them out and put them into the freezer) and they’re really good. I feel like they would benefit from some molasses but I have no idea how i would add it without throwing the other ratios out of whack.

Listening to The KLF and getting emotional about the greatest piece of art in the history of the world- burning one million pounds on an island off the coast of Scotland.

Alternate timeline version of David Bowie where instead of getting into white person soul, he got really into dub and worked with Lee Scratch Perry. This would have still lead to him making that jungle track in the late 90’s, which is cool. Maybe ‘1. Outside’ and ‘Blackstar’ would of had dub remixes

average bluesky poster

First attempt at biscuits not out of a can

Listening to The KLF and getting emotional about the greatest piece of art in the history of the world- burning one million pounds on an island off the coast of Scotland.

Me when I have to grate anything at all

Grating frozen butter is annoying. Yes I’m excited to attempt to make biscuits, no I’m not enjoying putting it back in the freezer every couple of minutes because I have warm hands.

Turns out there’s about three or four guys that look like Kantbot in ‘Punishment Park’ so that’s even funnier.

Avengers Doomslop

We have to start bullying people again

A veritable feast for people who love their slop extra loose and watery

@vioarmitage.darkestalleygang.lol did they get you again??

Deboning some chicken thighs before putting them into a buttermilk and pickle juice marinade for 8hrs and listening to The Chemical Brothers

Need this in the corner of the lounge to DJ on

Firstly I don’t care if a bunch of babykillers who joined the military industrial complex to shoot brown people don’t eat. Secondly everyone quoting Sun Tzu in the quotes to this is fucking hilarious- ’The Art of War’ is for people who work in accounting and call themselves alpha males or whatever.

This is the most anyone has EVER talked about Parks & Rec. Even when it was on tv no one talked about it this much. Parks & Rec is spiritually Death in June.

Listening to Aphex Twin and making cookie dough with browned butter and rye flour

Fucking hell I stupidly didn’t realize that the result of the nyc mayoral election was going to embolden democratic socialists and now they’re all posting online and being cringe and wrong

gossip girl episode where they all get scared of mamdani

I’m so glad I don’t have to hear about new york city again for a while

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Mamdani being interviewed by the corpse of chris chan

remember yesterday? that was 2 days ago. something happened.

I ate Welsh rarebit sourdough crumpets for brunch and now I’m eating sardines on sourdough bread and drinking a Guinness because I’m a hobbit, I guess.

Just made some cheddar and guinness sauce to put on top of sourdough discard crumpets

Tell my dough that won’t proof because my house is too cold that the real reason it won’t proof is because it’s not pure of heart.

Tell my dough that won’t proof because my house it too cold to lock the fuck in.

sometimes if you’re making kombucha you can use wall mold

It fucking sucks cooking for just myself while Chelsea is away for work. Im literally getting better at cooking with every mean but it’s BEGRUDGINGLY.

*girl dinner voice* they/them dinner

One of the guys in ‘Punishment Park’ looks like Kantbot which is really funny.

Genuine question for people who are much smarter than me- when did the “it’s not the governments job to feed you/look after you” stuff begin? Was it actually stated at any point, or has it just manifested by osmosis? I saw it in the UK during covid and now in the US with the suspension of SNAP.