You know, when my pal said this, I thought, “It’s probably not a whole hog SONG, I get that the pun is a little—“ Nope, whole entire hog song. Hog ditty. Hog bop. Chanson du cochon.

Casey Murphy is basically the name of every Bostonian already

That. Was. Wild. Happy for the old man 🇪🇸 (he’s 31) and the rookie 🥝.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Goddamn

🏳️‍🌈✊

COLTS!!!!!!! 😭 2-0 for the first time since BEFORE MY CHILDREN WERE BORN!!!! #Colts

I'm already so sweaty and nervous. 😅 #RevivalWeekend #Revival

See you soon! 💀

Canada is for everyone. 🍁

Not for the faint of heart,the @noelcarbs.bsky.social threatening to,not only get competitive,but prolly swear as well....*thinking* Yep...seems on brand,as well. Anyhoo,you don't want to miss your chance to have a...well...anything with her #TheGreatRevival #Revival #Revivalists #EarpConicPresents

LFGOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 😂 #RevivalWeekend #RevivalDay #EarpConicPresents #EarpConic

@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social @karenkilgariff.bsky.social Did you two do this??

Did you really think that we weren't going to make THIS announcement? How could you have? Yer breakin' my heart! Anyway, we're pretty psyched to welcome @melaniescrofano.bsky.social back to an #EarpConicPresents' event: #TheGreatRevival #Earpers, #Revivers...The @SYFY worlds collide!

I love you, awesome nerds! ❤️‍🔥 Can't wait to talk about "Revival"! 💀 Want to talk about writing? Want to talk about Mel? Want to talk about writing for Mel?? 🤠 Also apparently we're playing a game where I tell you blatant lies for fun. So like online dating! 💘 #EarpConic #Revivers #TheGreatRevival

Three years of putting out fires all started with a man on fire. REVIVAL S1 is now, officially, fully out on Peacock. I’m not even going to try and put this into words here. But I hope you all get the chance to make your dreams come true with a family as special as this one 🖤🔥🖤🔥 #Revival

This is why you bring The Olds* to the big shows. 👵🏻 *she’s 35 #ForzaAzzurri 🇮🇹

a dramatic event, dubbed 'battle of the sexes', helped shift the public perception of women athletes when former world no.1 bobby riggs lost in straight sets to caitlin clark

🔴#LIVESTREAM📅WEDS JULY 9🕖7:00PM🌎Eastern/US #Revival 1x02 Keeping Up Appearances 🗣🗯YOUR VOICE will guide the conversation! ⏰➡ youtube.com/live/o3FniJs... ✍ SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube Channel!✅ 🔔 Enable ALL Notifications! 🚫 Don't miss a thing! #Revival #RevivalS1 #RevivalSeason1

#Revival episode 3—written by @noelcarbs.bsky.social—is now on Peacock, & our 103 recap show is up, too! The gang talks Em & Rhodey, the Check family, that (death at a) funeral, & more! Plus an interview w/ "Rhodey" himself, Kaleb Horn! *Check* the comments for ways to find 'Reliving REVIVAL' #103:

And be sure to check out Episode 3 of #Revival, "Reality Check", out now on SyFy & USA (and dropping on Peacock this Thursday), written by @noelcarbs.bsky.social! Come on, it's the least you can do, 'cause "squid quo pro" and all...

Say nice things!!!! 💀 🤞 😂 My first #Revival episode premieres tonight. Getting to write for Mel & Andy again was a dream come true. 🙏

The Euros start next week! If you're like me and not great at time-zone math, you can get a schedule of matches adjusted to your time zone at wallcharts.org/euro2025 Alternately, you can add @keepernotes.bsky.social's WoSo calendar to your GCal which I personally find very helpful

Are You Ready For It? Catch #NovemberDismember at The SHED this Thursday at 10/9c on an all-new episode of SYFY's #REVIVAL for your chance to see Rhodey open up (literally!).

#Revival is now streaming on @peacock! Head there to go catch up on the first episode! New episodes air every Thur on SYFY in the US and CTV in Canada at 9/10 ET. And catch new eps the following week on @peacock in the US and the every Friday on CRAVE!

Immediately following the Series Premiere of SYFY's #Revival, join us for our #WitchSlapped aftershow where we discuss the episode "Don't Tell Dad"! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHFs...

MELANIE SCROFANO LET’S F*CKING GO!!!! 💀 #Revival

🚨 alert 🚨 alert 🚨 Two more sleeps until Revival night!!! 💀

You’re never gonna believe which player isn’t mentioned even once in this article. 👀

The kids are not the problem

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🚨 alert alert 🚨 very cool kits from your favourite soccer pod.

*snort*

Bravi ragazzi. 🇮🇹

Vergogna. 🤌

Today's women's football and how to watch. Times BST. Thread ⬇️

Shira Perlmutter was fired for telling the truth: AI companies train their machines using unauthorized access to copyrighted material. We demand her immediate reinstatement. www.thewrap.com/wga-demands-...

Other people are THE FUCKING POINT.

A happy day was turned ugly by a bully using children for political points. 👏 👏 👏 👏

Guys. I don’t know about hockey. 🍁

B*tch, he is from Chicago. 💅

Steven Ogg as Blaine Abel Um Hi? #Revival

David James Elliott as Sheriff Wayne Cypress Hi Dad #Revival

Our Great Cast Andy McQueen as Ibrahim Ramin Well, How you doing? #Revival

I have completely deleted my Duolingo. I was informed by one of my kids that the company has removed most of its employees and 70% of the company is run by AI. I urge everyone to delete their app.

Fight.

Let’s f*cking goooOOOOoo!!! 🇨🇦

Amen.

HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY!!!