*start venting*Yesterday, NYT puzzle connections was bullshit. I didn't get any. I always get some.Today, got the purple one first and the rest in 2 seconds. Yesterday's wordle I got in 2. Today got the last 4 letters in 2, but couldn't solve the puzzle because it became a guessing game*end venting*

Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE. We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

I think what america needs right now is a ska themed bar. With checkerboard tile floors and a “pickitup pickitup pickitup” window for food. And when you reference “The Specials” no one knows if you’re talking about the band or the menu

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

What’s the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesn’t like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesn’t like.? In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently

Wait a minute! When did this happen? Tik Tok is banned?? First I'm hearing about it! How come nobody is talking about it??

Fed up with Meta? Avoiding Instagram or Facebook isn’t enough to stop Meta from harvesting and profiting from your private information. Here’s how to limit Meta’s ability to monetize your personal data.

I ordered a burrito and my order number is 68. I'm being punished because I didn't let the guy on crutches behind me go ahead of me. He didn't ask, but I thought about it to be nice. Now when they call 69 he gets to yell "you know it!" and I don't. 😢

Fuck it

Heartbreaking: The Last '90s Kid Has Died of Old Age

I think if you're hurtling towards the earth, strapped to a talking baby, you wouldn't be able to hear what it's saying. Also, why is the baby in charge of the rip cord? This whole totally realistic scenario brings up more questions than answers.

“I was going to kick that guy’s ass until Bernie Sanders held me back” is the state of Republican masculinity

[in the park] ME: aww look a baby WIFE: is it on me?! ME: um no it's in a stroll- WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME

I'm about the same age now as Wilfred Brimley was in the movie Cocoon. The thing that makes me feel old is the reference to Wilfred Brimley and the movie Cocoon.

Let's try this platform. Has anyone here watched "Bodies" on Netflix? I have nobody to talk about it with.

As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety

I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.

My first BlueSky post...or BS post as I call it...will be a shameless self-promotion of the new Happy Tree Friends episode. youtu.be/cN7XXLyb1Fo?...