i just remembered my greatest literary achievement was writing an scp that got widely circulated on powerscaling forums when i was 20 years old and i think maybe i should be ritually sacrificed.

forever ago i impulsively started doing some carving, which later turned into doing many bits of ritual woodwork that i mostly dont post. the first two wands i did were carved exclusively with dull rubber stamp chisels from blick. 13 years or so later im finally getting rid of them, hooray.

can anyone confirm if this is a thing guys do... ive been propositioned many times but this is new.

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I was tricked into spending my life learning absolutely nothing of use by the youtube infotainment industrial complex

robotgirl who enjoys glitch hunting in video games but it becomes increasingly obvious it's a sex thing

update i did have insurance and for some reason they delivered my replacement phone by hand via a very autistic man in his mid sixties. it was a terrifically awkward experience.

becoming the public universal friend act 2: it/its pronouns this time

thinking about this recently, related to lrt. was thinking about him today. i'll regret not going to his door and saying hi one more time until the day i die. he might've slapped me across the face, and i still should have done it.

Being alive is a miracle. Every person you meet is in it with you, a cosmos unto themselves. Spare me the "there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see" guff, everything that walks or crawls is Notre Dame and it takes decades of training for us to dull the awe seeing it

diogenes of sinope, fl. mid-300s bc

"I have kidnapped your children. my starting price is $250,000, but it goes up by $100,000 for every whiteboard question you ask me"

i think cutting my hair progressively shorter has also made me progressively meaner. having hair long enough to use as a leash definitely quashed my rudeness level

as a crans woman, I have a very nice can

friends, lovers, esteemed colleagues: I have dropped my phone straight down the fucking tube of the cal an fountain after climbing up in my strong desire to see the clouds better. i do not believe i had insurance for it. thank you for listening.

if you want to become a weapon, learn how to stop fucking sweeping people

fun fact: if you stop taking your antidepressants, you will no longer be on antidepressants. my body has been reminding me of this fact.

i ran the numbers on a formally ideal haircut for myself, relayed these dimensions to my spouse, amd somehow ended up with the most ramona flowers ass fucking haircut imaginable, what have i done.

nobody ever stops to think about what slime is going through. probably some sort of metal grate

doctor says i can get adhd meds again!! someone hit the clipped out airhorn for me

i have a total disdain for poetry thats been captured by choices software designers made to attract advertisers: eat shit, im here for you. think with your body not your eyes.

am pretty broke, despite how zanily i've written this one, and do have bills to pay and non-formulary meds to pick up. ty all for help

such tremendous post-trip revelations as: "that car is not angry at you, it is only accelerating."

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hey you stupid fuckin nerds. My friend lou did an excellent lil zine of horrible personals ads from hell and you should read it like you have fifteen minutes left to live and it's all that's gonna keep you out of hell forever. And give him too much money ungenderfied.itch.io/personal-ads...

they should name a girl "salt for drinking"

getting hurt is wonderful and heartbreak is for my best friends. and gas and diarrhea. puke for no reason tonight, puke a fine meal into the bathtub and mourn every morsel your body didnt get to absorb. jump up and down till your veins hurt and you taste blood, then sit still till you have sores

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living up to my name today

some fucking dipshit from parks and rec has a god damn dodge challenger on the sumbowl lawn at cal an, ive seen a lot of "parks employees" with unmarked personal vehicles on the lawn recently and its making me real uncomfortable.

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birthday party went beautifully

related to previous post: don't do magic for an effect. you will not get an effect. don't do magic to change the world. If it makes you feel good remember you should feel bad, if it makes you feel bad remember you should feel good. give up. Join me in hell. we're shoveling coal into the fire

The magic system for irl is fucking magic!! why does this keep happening!! They made harry potter for middle class WASP teens to make happy noises over. "magic" is for the insane, freakish, and hollowed out. people who live on knifes edge use knife to cut world, make pretty shapes. leave us alone

you don't get to tap out because this is not a game

spits on your floor and crosses it out with her left foot while making unbroken eye contact and pointing the horns at you but very cutely

A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.

the look today. im just fuckin around guys

The Strait of Hormuz is a spectrum

for complicated reasons I'm probably looking for new housing very soon. If you know of anything in Seattle proper (ideally close to cap hill) for under $850 or so that's coming up next month, please let me know asap.

clown blown chroma stoma

trying this crazy new exploit where i avoid things i dont like and gravitate towards things i do

what if I wrote a bad poem and gave it a lovely home with lovely fresh bread and a lovely warm bed and a shallow grave piled high with loam

hi, I'm jana. do you remember being the ocean would you like to

oops i got foaming mad thinking about eggs that are trapped in the suburbs and dont have internet cred again sorry guys

i was stuck on related hangups as a little pseudoegg. waited five years to hear something like this, never did. got shrugged on. none of you little fucking bastards ever, ever forget the greasy 19 year olds in baggy track pants with dead eyes are alive, very fucking alive and on fire in there

i do love seattle trannys trying to reinvent tagging from scratch you guys are awesome