Yuri

oh oh I do album art too! here's some stuff I've done for @slomjim.bsky.social on request. Probably would be open to commissions tbh i never really thought about it.

More backlog stuff i guess since people like the digitals.

damn ok people really liked that one. good to know

2 am howling at the moon hours whos up howling at the moon

im joining the ira on the side of bombs - @slomjim.bsky.social

for real, though. I'm looking for an affordable (definition flexible) place to live with these guys, starting march 1st. I can be normal. but I figure I might as well give the sales pitch of being weird and esoteric too. really any place that I can be reasonably comfortable with the cats works, tbh

Hi I'm Jana I Saw You Across The Bar And Thought About How Sometimes A Whale Loves Another Whale So Much That It Will Follow It Onto The Shore As It Beaches Itself And I Hope We Never Find That Kind Of Love I Hope We Find A Totally Different Way For This To End Tragically Anyway Do You Want To Dance

i was trying to take a picture of a bird

i actually think girls should be screaming and hollering and rolling around on the ground spraying tears MORE. more of that

guuuughhhhghh WOMEN!!!!!!

we went to see the rocks!! those in the know bd aware ive recently become sexually attracted to rocks and minerals.

yuri

they should make feelings that dont cause complicated social issues.

TONSURE SUMMER IS HERE VINDICATION AT LAST

They should invent a chroma that doesn't act like its in a romance novel all the time

i promise most of my anki cards are just info with pictures but u gotta but a couple stupid ones in there

no guys im fine im totally fine, im getting straight As look, im totally sane and tethered

yea ok johnny cash is pretty cool

guys im not even fucking with you fedex just sent me a message saying my package containing a thousand dollars worth of camera lenses got to gary indiana then immediately turned around and went back to the east coast. pray for my sweet perfect glass

as im not paying attention to a seventh round of some OCW intro chemistry lectures: "this shits so cool i wonder if ill pay attention to it some day"

did you know you can say things and then take zero action. I assumed I was just making all that stuff i said work out at some point in the distant future. human animal fucking cracked

i'll breath so loud everyone runs away. im gonna do it

"can they give you ur tax return in ants? you get a package in the mail and youre like 'oh golly!' and its all ants. they just keep coming out" @orbitdragon.bsky.social really sleepy in my bed

i’m beginning to think i’m kind of an unusual person!!!!

can you guys please stop putting up excruciatingly lukewarm takes on capital hill cultural instituations please and thank you? like, some kind of murderous intent towards officers of the state work fine, this is stupid. citizens united killed my boner

THIS IS THE ENERGY WE NEED PEOPLE

new technique for people who are always throwing shit on the floor and never picking shit up off the floor: every time ur about to put something on the floor, grab an adhesive wallhook and stick it somewhere on the wall. hang the item there. now it instead will never get taken off the wall. profit.

"The ooze in the poison swamp is non-potable. it is not adequately treated and should not be consumed. please appreciate the slime for its natural grottishness and contemplate the dour mist that hovers over it from a distance" -statement by parks department official

The future of the grocery store: one guy in case the robots break one guy to shoot anyone walking out one guy to sit in a big chair and receive head from the first two guys (they haven't yet invented a robot that sucks guys off sadly enough)

heres my cool new idea for a tgirl death cult: you all listen to me when i tell you to like, say howdy to your neighbors and ask them how theyre doing, and hit the elevator buttons for people if youre the first one in the elevator. just generally untense your body around strangers.

turn of the century reviewmen im feeling very stern with you right now

its ok guys our grandfathers are searching for gifs of kpop demon hunters and they are smiling

how did she dress herself this hungover

learn a language, learn a third language, invent a language, pick up a book on grammar and follow it to the letter half the time and absolutely not the other half, speak total nonsense with words, then without words, then without sounds, then without your throat. lie to your mother in fake gossip.

guys stop talking like fucking ai. im so sorry i love you all but the battle has already started, we have the mandate to create an english that is decipherably not ai and never could have been. STOP TALKING LIKE AI

i love my cat so much, i have an image of this beautiful transpecies experience of family and caretaking, living our lives together, ect. but then she squirts butt gland juice on me and turns around with a look like "why your face scrunched up this is normal in cat culture"

when youre asking me to do furry art this is what youre getting

i am going 2 tha furry rave

my new years resolution is to grow more teeth

The concept of life is like scat

The concept of death is like jazz

shes my beautiful daughter and she's learning swordcraft

i don't have something so coarse or rude as a "hog". i crank my piglet, tyvm

you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.

btw i look like this

i fucking destroyed their phone