Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

“Tryna keep these crackers in my soup and off my neck!” An old black man prophecy I will be adopting

Whoops

Goddamn D’Angelo ain’t got no BUSINESS being dead!

The people in hell want ice water

Singing Your Biggest Fan - The Vampire Lestat louder than everyone else

Erin Noehre reviews Hound Triptych by Dani Janae for the Foglifter blog 🔗 www.foglifterjournal.com/review-hound...

This Father's Day, I'm thinking about how my dad immigrated to the US after escaping the bloody Vietnam War, only to see his bloodline die out because his son stumbled into a menswear forum, where he spent the bulk of his adult life arguing about pants with teens named Pablo Thriftscobar.

I haven’t celebrated Father’s Day in like 9 years. My adoptive dad was simultaneously distant and cruel. I only knew him as a violent disciplinarian and not a person.

New from me! airlightmagazine.org/airlight/iss...

If you’ve killed a Black person at any point in your career I guess things are looking up for you?

New from me! airlightmagazine.org/airlight/iss...

Bio update. She’s got an agent folks!

Can’t express how much I hate living here with these conservative freaks.

I know I don’t have many followers on here but the level of engagement just hardly seems worth it most days

have you read Hound Triptych? Please leave a review on Goodreads or StoryGraph! Direct links can be found in my bio

i wouldn’t have discovered @danijanae.bsky.social’s poetry collection, Hound Triptych, without bluesky and the adopteesky feed. you should also check it out, it is absolutely brilliant and you will be thinking about it for a long time!

"I knew I had found the band I wanted to exist all through being a baby dyke in high school,” @danijanae.bsky.social writes about MUNA.

Lmao

I bought what I thought was jalapeño hummus, turns out it’s honey jalapeño with an emphasis on honey and it fucking sucks

Someone who hates me put me on the MyPillow guys newsletter list and I get multiple emails a day ranging from “Get 2 pillows for $29.98!” To “There is a war brewing, are you ready?”

I wrote a plea. Black women are being killed by Black men at alarming, epidemic rates. We have to stop this. Us. Black men. We have to. andscape.com/features/bla...

Adopted children are promised ‘forever homes.’ An Associated Press investigation finds that many are quietly institutionalized in for-profit facilities instead.

Passenger next to me on the flight was watching Anchorman and silently laughing all the way through. Thought I’d give em a thrill and divulge that I was the Cat Fashion Show MC, but realized I hadn’t clocked if they’d laughed at my line so I kept my eyes on my flight map

Jessie Ware’s new album pulling me out of my depression

Check it out!

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Burger King has joined Dominos in the elite club of businesses to advertise with the message “We heard you: our food sucks and we have decided to try to make it good instead”

Happy birthday to HOUND TRIPTYCH by Dani Janae! Get your copy wherever books are sold! sundress-publications.square.site/product/houn...

Happy pub day, baby!

My niece is at the age where she’s obsessed with the fact that I’m gay. she’ll just randomly mention it when we talk on FaceTime. Happy to report that today she’s decided she is also gay, but only sometimes

Who woulda thunk the thing missing from my experience of this app was just following more Black people

GOAL HAS BEEN MET! WE DID IT! Thank you so so much ❤️

WE ARE $70 AWAY FROM MY GOAL

Here's the thing: fuck the fucking fuckers. We stay alive so we can dance on their fucking graves.

My book is out next week 🥰

Clavicular was just condemned to death in Arizona

I was theorizing about this over on threads but to summarize I think there is a direct link toward the demand for readily adoptable children and the immigration crisis. We are seeing parents deported and families torn apart so other families can be created, imo.

I was theorizing about this exact possibility a few weeks ago

@atrupar.com @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @yasharali.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social @katmabu.bsky.social @adamkinzinger.substack.com She is a dear friend, and her story needs to be shared. This is an injustice! apnews.com/article/iran...

LMAO WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS UNFOLLOWED ME

Im at 666 followers NOBODY MOVE

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.