There is one right version of The Look of Love and it’s Dionne Warwick’s

Jake Paul has been euthanized

I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television

Things I’ve been doing since finding out my job is ending: 1. Drinking 3+ cups of coffee 2. Not sleeping 3. Eating a lot of stuffing 4. Working on my Toni Braxton impression

The amount of smug europeans that come out every time there is a mass shooting here… Like sorry buddy I know things are abysmal in America but I’m not taking lectures from your bitch ass.

This is true of L Word fans and I learned it the hard way 😭

Our society only seems to promote people who think the point of art is to hold a finished product, rather than the process of creation. I'm ashamed to admit how much it bothers me that you can be so obviously ignorant and still be taken seriously.

The Bagel Boss has escaped confinement BOLO

Kids these days only care about HunTRIX, they know nothing but the motherSHIP!

50 years ago, Parliament's 'Mothership Connection' set the stage for more high-concept funk sagas from the P-Funk collective. https://disc.gs/3KDZ7xx

The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.

Misleading headline! No lesbian affairs involved!

losing your job? Before Christmas??! it could happen to you! (It happened to me!)

Sorry to my haters but I’ve just discovered a new song to be absolutely obsessed with

I think I got another hernia from laughing too hard at this @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social

Fallon is a week away from inviting the CEO of Raytheon on his show to play a game called “Guess Those Knees” or some other bullshit

Donika Kelly

A man made a comment about the nudity on my book cover and it made me so uncomfortable like damn yall can’t even look at art without getting a hard on huh?

Don’t believe me? Here is the video (& link to the originally TikTok) of these guys saying they won’t leave women they despise bc they don’t want them to be happy… www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrmqXyWw/

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

I fear liberals have attached themselves to the “all MAGA accounts aren’t real Americans“ story and I hate to inform you all that “real Americans“ share those ideals

Quite a few things made Substack suck but my most petty gripe was celebrities flocking to it

The worst kind of social media reply guy is the one that always wants to tell you “that company is evil! That person was cancelled in 2016!” Like calm down buddy

I love being a lesbian. my friend’s ex just emailed me asking if I would review their new book. Like baby you KNOW they got me in the divorce!

Chloe Phillips interviewed me toward the subject of my engagement with Daoism and my most recent book, A Fire in the Hills. Thank you. open.substack.com/pub/fortnigh...

Is he not also in an air conditioned office??

A random Instagram post reminded me of Aretha Franklins song “Wonderful” that dropped in the early 2000s and now it’s all I can listen to. Two stepping like an auntie while I type

Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit ripped me open and peered inside all my little holes. I like to reread it every couple years

I pre-ordered Jeanette Winterson’s new book, I’m interested to see if her thoughts on AI have changed after that op-ed

Would like to remind yall that this is the party that thinks they have the moral high ground. Also this lady has more smoke for random brown people than child rapists

Listening to lovecrimes on YouTube like a heathen

I’ll be celebrating the 12 days of WHAM-mas this year. It’s where I listen to WHAM everyday for two weeks

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My darling bluesky, come to my book launch! www.eventbrite.com/e/reading-co...

Book coming out in 3 months

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Threads is such a strange place. I shared a story about basically getting a free lipstick because it took Lasership a year to deliver it so Nordstrom refunded me, and a guy called me a thief for not offering to pay Nordstrom back 😭

since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.

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Face skidding on pavement ya love to see it

Tumblr discourse making it to Substack is…

Coffee is the ultimate former alcoholic drink. You can pay a guy $18 to make a fancy version of it right in front of your bloodshot eyes, or you can buy one in a gas station for a buck and a half while slowly crying to "Night Moves" because you just need to feel something again

THIS IS CRAZY 🥺

lord why’d you have to take D’Angelo!!

He is 13. A 7th grader w/ a pending asylum case. Being held more than 500 miles from home & housed w/ adults. He called his mom crying, & reported that he’s sleeping on concrete w/ an aluminum blanket. How is this anything other than sick & shameful? www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

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justin phillip reed OPEN SEASON from his collection, The Malevolent Volume