I get so much mileage from this

The INT in the red zone every week is killing Pitt when they're playing one score games constantly

Met a Louisville fan that told me we deserved to win the volleyball championship last year. I've never said "damn straight" so fast

This game got me feeling like

If the offense could not go three and out that would be great

If nothing else, Pat is a troll who knows his audience

That might be the worst call I've ever seen, and I've watched a lot of Pitt football in the ACC

Ooooh those refs today on that kick catch interference

At a Pitt game for the first time this season

Nothing says "Pittsburgh" like hearing "Iron City" in a yinzer accent

"Who's in the on deck circle? His ass is huge...oh, it's Stanton" - @lchott14.bsky.social

Go score a TD so I can unclench just a little bit

Even if Pitt finds a way to win, this game has taken years off my life

Good teams win, great teams cover

Wrong CMU: Drunk Pitt fans deface Carnegie Mellon Fence ahead of Central Michigan game. #H2P

An Eagles player getting thrown out before a snap for spitting on another player is just quintessential Philly

At what point is TCU just committing elder abuse?

I don't normally subscribe to buying merch from other teams, but my Polish and Irish ass might just buy something with "Fightin' Taters" on it if it was sold

Gavin deserved better

Turns out, Des Reid is still him

"Pat Narduzzi, in year number 11..."

We stan bands having fun

The season is upon us

Squirrel Hill. Murray Ave - Fine Wine and Good Spirits. Caller, a narc, said that they watched someone buy alcohol for minors.

It's too bad the Colts don't play NY this year so Danny can try completing passes to Giants' players for once

I can't decide what I enjoy more: Long Island being labeled like it's own state or finding out I live in "Manytand"

My wallet any time there's a new homefield drop:

Her: we need a beer for summer crab picking Me:

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I can see our corporate feedback for Microsoft and folks love Copilot, the personal assistant that just helps you do more!

The U.S. government setting up a GoFundMe: fiscal conservatism. Or something...

"I don't get it. It was just some statue"

i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli

They need to think big for a replacement. Might I suggest time for Steve Pederson? He knows all about dumb branding changes, so I'm sure he can think up something that compares to changing the name of your company that has become ubiquitous to a single letter that no one actually wants to call it.

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

Found @lchott14.bsky.social's burner account

Spotify keeps serving me Kona Big Wave ads and that seems needlessly cruel while I'm still trying to dig out of the pile of work from being off two weeks to go to Hawaii

I still cannot accept that there is a grown ass human with the name "Jorbit"

Nothing embodies "hurry up and wait" quite like jury duty

@lcuratolo14.bsky.social: "You have the poke, I'll have the avocado" I for sure married the right lady

Got patted down on my inner thighs by TSA, so yea you could say the honeymoon is going great

Former Pitt Band Director, Dr. Jack R. Anderson, directed the national anthem today, and at the end he was surprised by being told he will be inducted to the Pitt Hall of Fame this fall.