Stressed about travel and girlfriend sent me this soothing message

If ICE doesn't speed up the lines, Trump will send in the National Guard. And if that doesn't work, he'll put a few Humvees in the airports. And if that doesn't solve it, maybe park an F-35 in the food court or something. Eventually they'll have enough force to solve the problem.

played a board game tonight and i won

she is talking about me <3

fuck the ADL

I love journalism

i love when karoline leavitt says stuff like "again, like i have already said" when the last time she said it it was also blatant bullshit.

Going on a double date and not mentioning the Khorramshahr-4 once

why are we platforming gavin

home alone energy

raaaaasberry bidet

when asked about the schoolgirls vaporized "well, the department of war will be investigating that" criminals

Marco rubio: we were right! they attacked us after we attacked them. fuck you, man.

i wish everyone would stop saying they have a right to self defense let's just assume it's always there.

what the fuck am i reading dude how is this a news story. "the pentagon says its wargooning" ok thats great. thanks for the update

The reason why conservatives are against birth control and abortion is because they’re afraid they’ll run out of children to bomb

haha he fuckin got our ass

You’ll never guess who bombed another school today

i had never heard the word clavicular until like ten days ago and now i gotta hear it like once a day.

how could u be there and not throw a tomato

lol what an embarrassment, the fucking fifa cup

fuck you our new friend venezuela.

"Zero Illegal Aliens" Brother, netanyahu is a convicted war criminal. You can look it up, it's easy.

"respected again like never before" u hallucinated that we needed to sent a giant medical boat to greenland like three days ago and the entire world laughed at u.

let's have them clap at everything so we have less time to tell bald faced lies

praying for something bad to happen

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

me when my powerful and terrifying son destroys my enemies

At my girlfriend's and her upstairs neighbors are soooooo loud.

i wish i could be a professional mischief maker

Truly there is something awful in the air with looksmaxxing propaganda what is happening

it should be fucken illegal to put the paywall behind the the sign up. don't me fucken sign up for something and then tell me i gotta pay i'll kill you.

this board of peace thing is so fucking stupid.

ICE winds down Minneapolis, but takes their shitshow elsewhere paydayreport.com/ice-withdraw...

checking the bluesky map and i am sooooooooooooooo far from my girlfriend what the HELL

Epstein is like pervert forest gump.

made a recipe from my girlfriend tonight and it turned out rly good.

"blood eagled by limerick city council" really got me

A noise demonstration at the Home2 Suites hotel in Minneapolis’ Prospect Park neighborhood on Jan. 25 was interrupted by federal agents, who filled the street with tear gas and threatened arrests while escorting masked people out the back. unicornriot.ninja/2026/federal...

What is a literary salon, if not a kiki? Govt book bans only attest to the power of queer lit. For my first review of 2026, I read Adam Morgan's debut, "A Danger to the Minds of Young Girls: Margaret C. Anderson, Book Bans, and the Fight to Modernize Literature." chicagoreader.com/books/book-r...

Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

next time you talk about how what ice is doing is actually illegal i am gonna hit you

These folks' biggest fears are having to design a product that's actually going to make a person happy

They’re killing observers because they are threatened by them. the work these people are doing is profoundly brave. They’re all heroes.

Bannon gave him another WE ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED speech

the best part about my roommate is that she hates me so i don't need to talk to her at all.

Fuck marry kill Zell Irvine Squall