Christian Bortle's ability to vocalize a keyboard smash needs to be studied

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did summ more #hazbinhotel #sirpentious

second time ive drawn the false seraphim #alastor

Daughters Doing Business #HazbinHotel #Hazbin_Hotel #HazbinOC #HazbinHotelOC #HHOC #SnakeOC #SnakeOcs #HazbinHotelClara #HazbinHotelOdette #HazbinHotelArt #HHArt #HazbinHotelFankid

#HazbinHotel #SirPentious Pets when you leave to go to work/school:

I have some ideas. With this guy here ⬇️ The problem is that every story I come up with is angst-based. #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #SirPentious #Pendleton

🐍🎀💗 #sirpentious #hazbinhotel

Pfftt Mimzy: And if all else fails it never hurts to show em a little skin. Just a tease. Alastor: -taking notes ✍️- Puppy talk...skin...mmhm...Got it! Perfect! We'll see how this goes Mimzy: Ya gonna knock em dead baby! Alastor: Oh I intend to

Oh my gods this is the funniest image to me Alastor: How does one flirt Mimzy? I cant quite get the hang of it Mimzy: Oh sweetie, try talking to them like thier a dog. All cutesy like! Bet they'll fall over themselves for ya Alastor: Hm. I can do that.

People are actually talking about Ace Siren Alastor theory/hc thats so cool. Give em a little wink, a smile and then lead them into the spooky woods to stab them to death with a knife 😂

I've already made this joke somewhere else but "Is that a knife in your pocket or-" Alastor: "OH its a knife! Thank you for asking!!!" 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

"General Pentious, reporting for duty!" #SirPentious #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelfanart

Love in a bottle-!🥂✨ #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelHusk

And that's why the hotel is good, Right? Yay...!✨ #Hazbinhotel #Niffty

It's that time again

Holygear compliments to my friend @sylverdraco.bsky.social they do infect my brain frequently to #Hazbin #HazbinPentious #HazbinAbel #Holygear

You think Abel heard any of that? #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelhatchet #hazbinhotelabel #hatchetxabel #rockandroar #vivziepop

I ALMOST FORGOT THIS!!! I made a little design for the graphic tee Abel's wearing that's a "what if Abel had a band" sort of thing! I'm really proud of it qwq #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelAbel

My Roman Empire #Lucien #Ribeyrolles #Art #ArtNouveau #OC #HazbinHotelAU

Also its so funny to me personally that Alastor seemingly gave Rosie his soul and a blank check. Like ask her what that special task is, you dumbass. She could make it something impossible. Get clarification don't just immediately sell your soul 😂😂

Vel could probably get him out of his shirt and tie combo any way the true besties #Hazbin #HazbinVelvette #Hazbinoc #Batthew

Listen Alastor is 100% a MASSIVE Grade A bonafide hypocrite yes absolutely But with every respect I can give: Alastor had every right to call Vox a "fucking creep". Alastor being a hypocrite doesn't negate Vox's behavior. Vox is a CREEP.

Don't make any weekend plans next Saturday because Helluva Boss Shorts are back in business! 😈 Subscribe to our YouTube channel to be the first to watch. 💼🔥

UPDATE: I've talked with Charlie's family and we've been asked to postpone the stream until next weekend (time TBD). They believe they've sorted things out with GoFundMe but it may take few days before it's back up. Thank you for understanding & I hope you'll join us next weekend 💞

Now that I've acquired the Egg Boi Army 🥚 WE MARCH AT DAWN

SOMEONE PUT THE RADIOTRIO CARDS TOGETHER AND I'M GOING FERAL #radiotrio #meowyaps

Hello I wanna make a Valentine's Abel quicksand Enamel pin and wanna just check if anyone would be interested in it You can answer on this interest check!! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

I'm not going to share the post because it has a screenshot of a racist caricature of the Pokemon character Nessa, but you should be aware that the artist @/Evulart is now on Bsky and you should absolutely block him.

I am SO EXCITED to finally share that I am officially a horse! A Spindlehorse! Who makes merch! That you can buy with money!! This is such a huge dream come true for me. Being a part of the crew of a series that got me through the hardest time of my life is more meaningful than I can even describe.

He never stops holding on🤲💘😴 (It’s messy dont mind that lol from like a month ago, insert ship here 🤲🥺) #sirpentious #hazbinhotel

Day 5 : Villain #ChaggieWeek2026

Got a new WIP. I might adjust the scale of some details here and there, get closer in on Sir Pentious' face and the ripper. Still considering whether or not to do #SirPentious in his demon form or angel form, perhaps his angel form since it's in that form he tells us his backstory? #HazbinHotel

This is a commission I'm working on for a good friend✨️🎨 He'll be adding it to his Hazbin Hotel card collection✨️ I hope to be able to show the colored piece very soon. 📻🦌 #hazbinhotel #alastor #wip #sketchcard

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.

Old fem alastor and vox peice I did :3 #HazbinAlastor #HazbinVox #Hazbin #Radiostatic

Every day of his damn life

Maid Pendleton standee is up on my store! #SirPentious #HazbinHotel acggoods.com/product/maid...

I was in the Invader Zim fandom for 15 years, Viv you can't slip that ref past me --

This is definitely only after Vox tolerates (likes) batt but they are cute!!! #Hazbinoc #HazbinVox #Hazbin #Staticfang #Batthew

Precious man Sweet boy

Hes been talking for hours I think hes yapped more than Alastor #HazbinHusk #Hazbin #Hazbinoc #Batthew

‼️EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW‼️ #HazbinHotel #Hazbin_Hotel #HazbinOC #HazbinHotelOC #HHOC #SnakeOC #SnakeOcs #HazbinHotelKatieKilljoy #KatieKilljoy #HazbinHotelArt #HHArt #HazbinHotelFankid

AHHHHHHH MY SEASON 2 cards came in!!!!! The designs are all so freaking amazing! I can’t decide which ones my favorite it a tie between Clara&Odette, Speaker of God, or Potion Master Velvette 💗💗💗 @vivziepop.bsky.social these all ROCK!!!!! #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhoteltradingcards #HazbinHotel

I've said this before but I'll say it again. Fake screenshots and fake out news is like my least favorite type of humor online. Not even cause I fall for it all the time. I just think it's mean.

Finally played chapter 1 earlier this week! They're so cute and silly~ #indigopark

Hehehe ive peaked guys ive hit the funny number