oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

Achievement unlocked: personally tell Blaine Lee Pardoe to fuck off.

Electronic Arts of the Deal.

I used to dread Lost Lands with the kind of fear retail workers used to reserve for Black Friday but I'm glad people had fun.

Marked safe from having to explain to my boomer parents what GWAR is.

The first sip of McDonald's Sprite feels like an XBox 360 booting up inside your body.

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.” George Carlin, 1988

I don't think I'm cut out for this whole 'social media' thing. Not cool enough.

JD Vance and Stephen Miller urging their followers to speak to the manager. Ask for the manager. DEMAND the manager. You pick up the phone and cover it with little flecks of gingivitis spittle. Masculinity is back baby, and the purest way to express it is to tattle. Karen is a man's name now.

If you can read this, you've outlived Charlie Kirk. You have my deepest and most sincere congratulations.

You never see ‘’my kid is an honor student” bumper stickers anymore.

If you see this, post a #castle 🏰

wtaf even was today's wordle. That is a word that not a single solitary human has ever used, written or spoken, in the history of speech and language.

I just used Texas Roadhouse butter on my waffles & syrup and I'll be spending the rest of my days chasing this dragon.

Four video games that mean a lot to me.

Don’t watch the Project Hail Mary trailer!

What a terrific article

Understand this is my brain at all times:

Bring back patronage of the arts - Challenge Rating: Very Hard

trump and musk having a public messy breakup? It's a Pride miracle!

Randy Pitchford deserves to have his salary swapped out for mine.

Happy Pride!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵🩷💜

Just noticed that Daniel Bernhardt is in the trailer for BALLERINA, despite the fact that he was killed in the first JOHN WICK movie. Respect. Don’t let a silly thing like death keep you down.

I exhaustively labored over this storyboard, concepting a POV action shot from my own personal trilogy of Star Wars films that I’ll never get to make. No generative AI here. Just pure, old-fashioned artistic integrity.

I don’t wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

Still funny to me that Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal have only done one single movie together, and I’m the only person I know that’s seen it.

Gen AI should only be utilized for data entry and that's literally it.

Damn, Bungie. Either you submarine your entire company with this upcoming plagiarism case, or you commit the corporate cardinal sin of onboarding an unestablished artist and allowing them to live off of their art. What a terrible feeling that must be for you.

It is the year 2025. Technology has advanced to unfathomable degrees. You can’t send an email if your cloud storage space is full.

Why do I have to *fight* the gorilla? Can’t I just pet it instead? Gorillas are cute.

Okay but why is literally everyone at the met gala dressed like they're 1800s robber barons

Believe the hype. SINNERS is awesome.

Is running a real-life business as difficult as a Battletech merc company? I doubt it.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Hi, capitalism is fucking evil, have a wonderful day <3 <3 <3

Today I learned that Christian Erickson, better known to me as the immortal Lance Boyle from the early CD-ROM Mega Race games, had a small role in The Substance. Makes a great movie even better.

post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid ✨

This foam roller resembles something I’ll be looting in Marathon come September.

This is what making movies is all about. The swag.

I have successfully recreated the taste of Halal Guys chicken & rice with white and red sauce at a 1:1 scale and it makes me miss New York that much more.

Hahaha you dumb losers, my retirement plan is to dematerialize

Still one of the top 3 all-time great sketches.

Thinking about that one time I sent Danny McBride a FB friend request, and the next day he posted "How in the hell do regular people have access to my FB page?"

God save universities from their Business Schools.

It's time for me to say the thing that nobody else has been willing to say for nearly a quarter century: Delroy Lindo's performance in THE CORE (2003) is one of the greatest performances an actor has ever given on film. Just a ridiculous amount of talent exuding from every single frame he's in.

My values continue to interfere with potential opportunities

Don’t forget: Playing Tetris within one hour of a traumatic event helps your brain prevent long-term PTSD from developing.

Do you have 90 seconds to fight the fascist BULLIES (Trump & Musk)🤷‍♀️ (202) 224-6542 is Chuck Schumer’s DC office number. If you don’t call and voice your opinion—YOU are part of the problem. Call YOUR SENATORS TOO Takes about 90 seconds or less.