Woulda been very SEO friendly at the time.

Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During ‘The Odyssey’ https://theonion.com/bat-wielding-christopher-nolan-confronts-man-using-bathroom-during-the-odyssey/

Continuing the trend from last night, Fox & Friends -- which runs for three hours and is Trump's favorite show -- completely ignored the president's primetime election conspiracy address. Once again, the specter of Dominion's $787.5 million settlement looms large over all of this.

Too soon?

Now that 12 state attorneys general have sued to block Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, what will happen next? @freepress.bsky.social breaks it down for you. www.freepress.net/blog/whats-n...

Might be a sign of getting older, but sitting through a 3-hour movie where they’re on water like half the time and not leaving to pee ought to qualify for some kind of merit badge.

And it’s still only Monday.

Meyers, maybe. Feels like there’s a ceiling on Fallon at this point, even in terms of wayward Colbert viewers.

Should really just be grateful someone still subscribes to print.

Speaking of death, Trump's now worried he's next, and that it won't be from natural causes But the real risk is to all of us, as paranoia causes him to widen the war and crush civil liberties, including a shocking probe of the NYT Caligula, DJT, and my new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

I bet they'll have a good laugh about this at the White House Stenographers Dinner.

If it turns out Mitch McConnell was dead, in a coma, brain-dead or otherwise incommunicado on the day an analyst for CNN, Scott Jennings, claimed on national TV that McConnell was making calls and discussing issues of the day with colleagues, CNN must fire Jennings *immediately*.

Has anyone other than CBS reported this, preferably with additional sourcing? Or is this what an old editor used to call a “permanent exclusive.”

Oh. www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-st...

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All the greatest hits.

RIP NYT pitchbot. how do you satirize this?

The media has not stinted on Paxton coverage, which is why he's known nation-wide. What really makes people mad, I think, is that none of it matters to Republicans. "If only there was more coverage" usually means "Why aren't people as mad as I am" Because Republicans are different, sadly.

A sweeping new study has found that daily reading for pleasure in the United States has declined by more than 40% over the last 20 years — raising urgent questions about the cultural, educational and health consequences of a nation reading less. news.ufl.edu/2025/08/read...

Senator Blutarsky has received a promotion.

neither canadian leaders nor the canadian people will ever trust the united states again and they absolutely shouldn’t

NEW: American right-wingers discovered they loved soccer! For about an hour. Then they went back to calling it socialist and "gay." www.thebulwark.com/p/maga-loves...

Wall Street Journal one month ago. Remarkable. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

The real-time reactions here.

The backlash, in case you were wondering, is from Clay Travis and Scott Jennings. www.mediaite.com/online/mark-...

The degree to which Trump has screwed up the World Cup and screwed over the USMNT is…a lot.

Because you’re lying

Hoping it’s a golf reference.

So … 80-year-old man watches Fox? That’s just your average Saturday night.

Instead of James Earl Jones, this should be read by the Chipmunks.

The right-wing attack on birthright citizenship is not just about birthright citizenship itself. As MAGA’s reaction to the Supreme Court ruling proves, it is part of their opposition to a broader ideal, that “All men are created equal.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Maybe they’re all cooling off in the reflecting pool.

Looks like a sequel to “The Fury.” (The six people who get this will laugh heartily.)

To quote “Broadcast News,” “I say it here, it comes out there.”

Am reminded of when Ben Bradlee reported Lyndon Johnson was going to fire FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover and Johnson, incensed, went to a podium and gave Hoover a lifetime posting, then told reporters to tell Bradlee to "go fuck himself." Would hate to blame poor Nina Totenberg for Alito enduring.

As Elton John said, “Sorry seems to be the hardest word.”

Why indeed

Mark Zuckerberg portrays himself as a free speech warrior, dismantling fact checking and moderation, but at the same time he’s aggressively attempting to silence a former exec speaking out about the Meta. My latest for @status.news www.status.news/p/mark-zucke...

The same people who build, improve and breathe life into our country are the ones we are always trying to keep out. A nation of immigrants filled with fear, hate and ultimately, self-loathing.

Yikes! “CBS Mornings” sees its ratings collapse to these historic lows under Bari Weiss. Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/QbY2vkGTZ9o?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

Hahaha. Fox has learned that some lies are actionable. www.mediamatters.org/artificial-i...

Awful: After SCOTUS ruling, Trump is free to deport thousands of Haitians from deep red Clark County, Ohio. It may now take a big economic hit. Oh, well. If you vote for the guys that lied in your faces so viciously about immigrants, this is what you get. New piece: newrepublic.com/article/2124...

The same week Elon Musk threatened to sue Ro Khanna, Alex Gibney is in postproduction on an HBO documentary about the trillionaire, underscoring the big chill such Bond-villain-like assets can pose to speech. Plus: Larry David’s new show is pretty, pretty mediocre. www.status.news/p/elon-musk-...

Weiss wants the NYTimes. But what she needs is Bill Maher.

Subscription model has turned all of us into a version of this.

In a rare interview, Mark Zuckerberg sidestepped tough questions from Emily Sundberg’s Feed Me readers, we have learned, at a moment when Meta faces mounting scrutiny. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/mark-zucke...

I was a devoted reader of Starlog for years; in the pre-internet days it was one of the few places to keep up on the latest genre happenings. Will definitely be checking this out.

Just noting for the record that in a city of 8.6 million people, the circulation of this peculiar old Australian newspaper is 117,000.

Yikes.