Hi there I’d like to put in a request for one (1) dopamine, please

If you see this post a bridge

People really out here making their own Uncrustables. What a time to be alive.

Adam: do you ever feel like someone has a car crash in the back of your eyeball?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but *revs up chainsaw*

Omg why is going to bed so hard? It’s literally so comfy in there.

Seroquel

Still riding the high of getting 13 likes on my first skeet.

Hi my name is Casey and I only like people I can trauma bond with

Hope nobody notices that I just posted a string of skeets back to back and not sprinkled evenly throughout the day, how embarrassing

The real rapture

Please don't call it that

who is oscar meyer and why do we want to be his wiener

Post a duo:

Tylenol has never worked for me as a painkiller, I guess I already maxed out my autism

You eat with a knife and fork. I have egg yolk on my bare chest. We are not the same.

chat, we should have gone to bed earlier

My kink is sweet and sour.

My Chemical Situationship

Did I miss the rapture? Sorry I was at a drag show at a pub called Dinghy Dock at 5pm on a Sunday

when you’re nice to me online this is how it feels

Smooth twink olive oil

Back on my (Adderall) bullshit

The results are in: I don’t like it

I’m in an abusive relationship with snacks.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

I like to think I’m funny but I’m also mentally ill, so I’m probably wrong

Babe 2: Pig in the City

I can’t wait to go home and tuck into a nice, crisp Coca-Cola®️

Sorry I let you down, but it’s my specialty.

My phone charging cord keeps disconnecting, I have a perfectly good one in my car but that’s too far so I’ll probably just buy a new one when I go out

I reveal secrets without even trying.

Lotion is just skin mayonnaise.