Context: at a music festival Casey: *turns to Adam holding a wooden spoon and pot of unknown origin* Hey, would you like some unseasoned ground beef? Adam: *visible disgust and confusion* Uhh where did you get that?!

Adam: do you ever feel like someone has a car crash in the back of your eyeball?

i’m pretty sure my neighbor just became liquid and engulfed a deer

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Location: food tent at a music festival Context: large stampede of people coming for cake Person serving food: Everyone come for the sugar I’m guessing? Casey: *sticks one finger in the air☝️* No actually I want some corn on the cob please.

I need a substitute teacher to wheel a TV in from the hallway for the rest of 2025 please

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

***lips on microphone Whoever was in charge of telling me it was National Apple Dumpling day yesterday is fired

Adam: *suddenly burps and nearly throws up* Casey: *doesn’t react in any way* A: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.

about to become rich making a protein vape

Casey and Adam are given a task: Move 4 candles to the windowsill The result: developed a brand new religion based around Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein”