They can want it all day long but yea not going to have happy customers who are famously very kind and respectful for broken games that cost £70 upwards.

If Portnoy is leaving NYC he's gonna have a long way to walk in them tiny little legs of his.

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A pissing Calvin sticker but instead of Calvin it's Louis Chevrolet pissing on the Chevrolet logo.

Got an ultrasound on Monday to figure out what is inside of my elbow.

I am resolutely horrified to report that I now have a Kick account. I have no plans to stream there. I have no plans to even watch the shit. However, I do intend to scoop up Rust drops and unfortunately that is what has brought me to this desperate set of circumstances.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

GTA6 coming out exactly a year after Brush Burial: Gutter World? Too late, Rockstar! The best game will already have been out for exactly a year by then you damn rubes! Hell, I'd wager there's not a single sexy swamp demon assassin in the entirety of GTA6, so what's the point of even trying?

Tried the early access co-op multiplayer game "RV There yet?" It's definitely "early access" in the sense of being quite rough around the edges. It doesn't have the procedural animation elegance of PEAK, but in terms of core concept I like it better. I just like to drive, smoke and work on cars :3=~

I should probably be making some notes when I do ARC Raiders solo runs. I definitely have a few notes, mostly taking the form of gripe/suggestion hybrids. Two that come to mind: 1) I'd like to be able to do HD2-style bindings with hold, tap, d-tap, click, etc to allow for aliased double-binds.

ワープわくわく!!

vtuber drawings

It's party night and you're all invited. 📺: Road Rash, Electronic Arts, 1991/2 (Amiga version)

Whizz is a Flair Software isometric platformer that first saw life on the DOS, Amiga & CD32 in 1994 before being ported to Saturn in Japan & Europe in 1997. Play as the cute bunny Whizz (short for Wizard) and run, spin and jump your way through four worlds. #sega #saturn #segasaturn #BestOfSaturn

Can safely say that if you aggressively PvP in ARC Raiders I think just slightly less of you. If you do it defensively it's whatever but goddamn I wish these bastards would leave me alone.

Okay, played more ARC Raiders and learned a few important things. The biggest thing I learned is that one CAN expand storage back at base. There's a button labeled "expand." It costs credits, and it's absolutely worth it. Mandatory, really. Also, holding Alt will split a stack in inventory.

The ghost's leaf yellowing problem has gotten a whole lot worse. I'm also thinking I might just chop off the two big limbs on the right. They have no fruit and are probably going to die anyway.

TWO WEEKS UNTIL DEMONSCHOOL

Guess Cuomo's comms guy is gonna need a new job, and I feel like that's gonna be tough on him since he was a dusty, dogshit dirt dobber.

Oh wait, now I have a salient comparison to make between ARC Raiders and The Forever Winter: animal buddies back at base. AR has Scrappy the Rooster, who supplies you with quantities of raw materials between runs (somehow). Forever Winter has the fun dog, who serves no clear purpose (and muscles).

BATTLE MANIA DAIGINJŌ VIC TOKAI 1993 MEGA DRIVE

Middle of the night and I'm trying new ramen.

Uh oh! Here it comes: Sunday is the first freeze of the year. Guess I gotta take the ghost and reaper inside for a few days. Should probably harvest the ghosts on Friday.

Congrats to NYC. Here's hoping he can undo the extensive damage that Eric Adams did.

Seein' the Chainsaw Man movie on Friday! Very exciting! I'm hyped! Didn't think I'd get to see it in theaters but the die is cast!

Okay, 200mg of theacrine is in my gullet and I await the sensation. Probably could have started on 100mg but I've thrown caution to the wind on this one.

Last nap I took I had a really, really horrible nightmare. Dreamt that I somehow inadvertently and overtly caught the attention of someone I'd just as soon leave alone in reality. I don't care to go into the details but I think I need a nap.

iirc dick cheney is ineligible for any divine reward because he's covered by the 2001 AUMF (Assigned Ultimate Misery Forever)

Oh, just checked the news. I guess good things still happen sometimes. Nothing of value has been lost.

When you buck up to a dude several meters taller than you and throw some hands:

Finally jumped in and tried ARC Raiders but I haven't really had time to gather my thoughts, save one: the AI voices sound like booty butt cheeks. Anyway, the great majority of people I met were friendly. It's when you stumble on groups you gotta worry about getting ganked. The guns vary.

finished up the interior of the lil shop in the second freight yard map, went for some real "we don't give a shit about our job, we just like to chill out in here" energy

📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺 "When magic was young and swords carved laws of blood..." DRAGON FORCE ⚔️ One of my fave Saturn games, and one of the reasons why I picked one up back in the day. Awesome little strategy game with some impressive battles of upwards of hundreds of sprite soldiers and monsters.

Almost all of the biggest blowhards I can think of pale in comparison to Hurricane Brianna. She is what happens when you refine Dunning-Kreuger to weapons-grade, supremely misplaced overconfidence. I am forever in awe of her unrelenting, brazen gall (not in a good way).

Thought I was being subtweeted here.

please sir you have altered the beast a little too much

Okay, doc appointment over. Pretty si.ple, though I guess I gotta get myself an ultrasound of the doohickey on my elbow.

Mischief Magus

📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺 "If you play only one real RPG this year, it has to be... FALLOUT." Ah, the hype, seeing this early ad for Fallout! Remnants of its origin of using the GURPS ruleset remained baked into it even as it shifted to the SPECIAL system. 📺: Next Generation, Feb 1997.

Ah, apparently for Halloween, Voices Of The Void got its biggest update yet, albeit in the 'unstable' branch. A new tutorial, a new intro segment, seasons and more environmental detail and probably SO much more. I am still in awe that this is free, purely Patreon-funded. It's a gigantic game.

Found a coke frestyle machine tutorial for replacing the sweetener. I forgot it separates it from the flavor, which is why all the diet drinks run out at the same time. m.youtube.com/watch?v=sX3L...

magazine screenshot (2000) archive.org/details/nice...

Well now you've got my interest. I tried theobromine (a green tea xanthene) but I never got much out of it in chemical form. I'd never heard of this, but it sounds like I need to scoops me up a bottle to try it out. Caffeine pills are fine but they usually overstay their welcome.

I should probably go outside this morning to see Max "Mr. Spaghetti" the cat. I'm feeling stressed out bc of having to go to the doctor for my annual physical today and I feel as though some soft times with a silly, gray tummy-head would probably be helpful to keep me from getting too keyed up.

In my explorations of the wide, weird new world of cheap mini PCs I have been made aware of the TikTok Shop. I'm old and I decided I wouldn't use TikTok directly so I was unaware of the shop, but now that I've seen it I gotta admit: I see the appeal. It's full of weird, dodgy bullshit.

I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka

Oh damn. Forgot about this. I love dioramas and these works in this book are so utterly exquisite. Absolutely my kinda shit! Wonder if there are still physical copies of this floating around I could put into my hot little hand.

Super Mario 64 - Complete Clear Guide / Guide book / Media Factory / 1996