the slug question came from a real conversation with housemates when we had a slug problem someone put in the group chat they’d found a massive one on the bin when asked how big he replied “call the police big”

“oh that’s a big stick on the path … cba to go round … i think it’ll be fine … oop”

i still can’t get in, does anyone have a real face i can use

there are NO Q’s here

can’t get into my dms until i verify my age can’t verify my age cause it thinks im not real

imagine having no context for this image

👅

chillis don’t want us to eat them that’s why they’re like that please respect them!!!

Happy birthday @quinnformation.bsky.social! 🎉🥳🎂

Happy Birthday @quinnformation.bsky.social 🎈 🎂 🍐 Have an absolutely brilliant day!

i hate punctuation

lovely book launch last night for one minute 🍣 away thanks for signing and staring directly into my soul ig @watsoncomedian.bsky.social

what’s up?

i’ve been banned from twitter for 12hrs so i’m hanging over here for a bit i guess 😭

minions —> vm.tiktok.com/ZNdPWVX6U/

won some nerd prizes at the bfi yesterday 🕺

it’s in the genes 🍐

i need this ugly ass ant hat so bad

I just thought I would post this again, in case it comes in useful for understanding washing instructions.

started reading la baby at the park wearing my fancy crocs ☀️

guys it’s kinda hot, idk if anyone’s mentioned it

go see 💜 (i’ve already seen it thrice and its got better each time) www.whatsonstage.com/news/lovestu...

happy father’s day to my dad who’s not on bluesky but i’m posting this anyway 👍

gonna start learning the drums again so i can be as cool as 8 year old me

how was he ever that tiny 🥹

missing huge rabbits & tiny dog era

my sister just found out she can get access tickets for the theatre 🧡

cheeky book launch in tring ? www.tringbookfestival.co.uk/venues/high-...

obligatory dog photos from my visit home 🤍

leopard print is gone

this shit is fatal for people like me

i hope all my flatmates read it as they passed the post table 😭😭 (thanks legends🩵 @king-trish.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social )

well that’s just ideal tbh

bread’s no. 1 fan strikes again

a staple of mark watson’s summer wardrobe

what a journey 🫠 hope you enjoyed @watsoncomedian.bsky.social

amazing new cast, the perfect way to save my day 💛

people make it difficult to not stalk them by just turning up at places in going to

it was world bee day yesterday @watsoncomedian.bsky.social coincidence or nah?

YHCIH is back baby

i’ve got a new project 🐝

miss him already

for the bluesky-chesham intersection, this is my fit for today if you spot me 🐆🧡

oomfchella day and my sisters last day of chemo (hopefully forever 🤞) EXCITING AF 🧡

this diva

i’ve missed this