He says "I'm fine!", but obviously it's a lie 🥴

How about this for a Christmas tree? I'm not sure how you would take one out from the bottom though. Jenga anyone?

12 years ago. Our old cottage in Devon. It feels like it was so much longer ago than that. Mind you we have moved house twice since then.

I'm reposting this because I forgot to say just how funny this clip is. If you think you're having a bad day think of this poor lad 😂

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I am just so sick and tired of seeing, hearing and reading about the Frog Faced Moron Herder 😩

Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements: 1. @ursh.bsky.social 2. @lomelindi12.bsky.social 3. @lafeeverte.bsky.social 4. @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social 5. @mikeo-g.bsky.social See yours here: anisota.net/harvest

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "hope" (79×) 2. "bloody" (73×) 3. "lovely" (52×) 4. "daughter" (43×) 5. "live" (42×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

@profanity.accountant rate my swearing @georginam2.bsky.social

😂 3 years ago but it feels like so much longer.

This was taken 10 years ago. It was our kitchen in the previous bungalow. Was it ready for Christmas? It was by the skin of our teeth.

Just a reminder for anyone thinking about getting a new best friend.

I was crossing the road today at a pedestrian crossing. The lights were red & a sports car with the roof down stopped. As I was crossing he kept revving his car & so when I was level with him I looked him in the eye & said 'You cunt!'. The look on his face 😂 I'm 5'2", white haired & 65 years old😂

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The nurse who looked after my OH - Phillipino The doctor who looked after my OH - Bulgarian Yeah but immigrants 🙄!!!!! Without them we would be well and truly royally fucked! The racism in this country is embarrassing, heartbreaking and fucking ignorant!

You can thank me later 😂

He's not a happy bunny. He had to wear Derek's light up harness so his parents wouldn't lose him 😂

I love this story 😂

Who doesn't love a smiling dog and one that also adores babies 😍

I have no idea what he just said. But I'm still in pain from laughing 😃 😆 🤣 😂 😹 youtu.be/HSO2PNY_2iQ?...

Who used to use one of these at work (apart from me obvs.)?

Just a quick reminder for dyslexics. Your cocks went black this morning 🫢

For all the #Caturday peeps.

Finally!!! I've waited a long time for this 😀

@fdb.graphics Have you seen this? It brings it all back for me 😂

Morning! I'm not feeling it today.

Happy caturday 😂Oh and Derek.

@ursh.bsky.social Those animals need to learn some manners 😂 Mind you that's a pretty bold move (eating KFC on the sofa).

How about this for a picturesque train station. No it's not quite Dartford😂

@ursh.bsky.social You might be relieved by this.

Bloody hell!!!! My Bluesky seems to have a Robert Jenrick infestation😫

I am becoming Hayden 😂

@ursh.bsky.social Not taken this week but it might as well have been #Knackered 😂

@wulfhelm.bsky.social Any good for #ShitBirdPhotos ?

#TreeTrunkTuesday Ficus Elastica (I think) Cadiz.

@ursh.bsky.social This was in the port of Cadiz. Can you imagine being on a monster like this? It can accomodate 6000 passengers but only 5200 were on board when we took this picture 🤯

Cadiz I've missed you ❤️

A sign for Sunday. It's a painful one😳

Derek is stoopid😂

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My mood today!

@ginny65.bsky.social I am just so bloody angry. What on earth has become of us. The anger and hatred is heart breaking. When did we stop being civilised? The waste of resources is disgraceful.

Meanwhile in Paris... www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUE...

So glad to see the weather is back to normal 😂