This Marmaduke of The Pickled Frog in Salisbury. He's just been telling me how disgusted he is with what's going on in The Middle East.

Derek has a stick 😂😂😂

Derek thinks he's a capybara obviously!

They Have Bombed A Girl's School!!!!!!! 40 dead!!!! They are monsters.

Please pray for me, I'm going to try and cut the grass 🙏

This is brilliant 👏

A promotion deciding game between lower-league Istanbul Yurdum and Mevlanakapi Guzelhisar was stopped when the keeper accidentally hit a seagull with the ball. The gull went into cardio-respiratory arrest, and was saved when Yurdum captain Gani Catan performed CPR.

Channel 4's Dirty Business. I've just watched the first episode 🤬I am so angry.

I love Joe Lycett.

Anyone else having problems connecting or opening notifications on here?

11 years ago. The dining room in our old cottage in Devon. Everyone over 5 foot 10 inches banged their heads.

@fdb.graphics I believe it might be your birthday today 😆Many Happy Returns Tony.

Some days are just...... you know.... a bit shit.

6 years ago 😂I don't think I was getting into the spirit of it.

Sometimes we really need some humour...

Good Thursday, friends!! Hope y'all stay safe and warm out there today! Have a day y'all! #SheShed #FuckICE

@ursh.bsky.social Hahahaha😂

5 trains in less than 24 hours 🙄

Oi Trump!!

My little mum with her 3 kids - 7 years ago!!!!!

Bloody hell!!!! I have had more than enough of 2026 already 😫

With regards to The Orange Twatspangle. Someone said it was like trying to play chss with a pigeon. It just knocks all the pieces over and shits everywhere. Hats off to the person who came up with this .

www.instagram.com/reel/DTQUZSG... Dubai 😂😂😂

It's a bit shit again today so here's a picture of Derek (taken yesterday) looking very suave.

This used to be me 😂 My OH is extremely relieved that advancing years has curbed my enthusiasm.

Who wouldn't want to hang out with a dog as cool as this?

@alanwino.bsky.social HB Alan, welcome to the 65 club 😂 You are now entering the 'what doesn't leak, droops' phase.

I cannot for the life of me think why anyone would choose to visit The States at the moment. Unless of course you are the honourable member for Clacton, in which case they can keep him (he's a cvnt).

5 years ago!!!!

6 days into January and 2026 and I'm sick to the back teeth of it all already 🙄

@magnumificent.bsky.social Happy birthday Mags. Have a good one.

Just the facts

Happy New Year! I can't wait for tomorrow and for January to begin😩

FFS!!!! These were from M&S as well.

'No Derek and I are not up to anything. We're not plotting to overthrow the government - honest'.

It’s #winter. The buzzing has stopped - mostly. So what’s happened to all the #bees? Let me explain. Please #repost this thread. Don’t just like/look. It literally takes you a second. Costs you nothing. Bees are in trouble and need you good people to help. Thank you. #share #nature #education 1/14

Is that it now for another year? Is it safe to come out now?

American Gothic by Peter Brookes. Brilliant 🎯

@ursh.bsky.social Look at this little poser on the microphone at his mum and dad's gig 😍

Merry Christmas to all. I hope it's spiffing and if it's not I hope it passes quickly.

I really could do with one of these or maybe a cattle prod.

I'm feeling a bit ruff today.

He says "I'm fine!", but obviously it's a lie 🥴

How about this for a Christmas tree? I'm not sure how you would take one out from the bottom though. Jenga anyone?

12 years ago. Our old cottage in Devon. It feels like it was so much longer ago than that. Mind you we have moved house twice since then.

I'm reposting this because I forgot to say just how funny this clip is. If you think you're having a bad day think of this poor lad 😂