We’re winning the Ryder Cup, right. America is so back.

I still love that streaming lured us all in and now they fucking have commercials in everything.

I got a little drunk last night and I am way too old.

We should have expanded the court and not tried to be friends with republicans. We are the worst.

Wouldn’t want me to win as president. I’d throw all of those fucking republicans in jail. They let this happen. What the fuck.

Beer me. Vodka me. Anything.

They have unleashed the most attention seeking media slut.

It’s almost winter

Good thing he’s not running for president

I told my hair stylist I’m going to see the Lumineers and he looked at me like I’m 98 years old.

I’m sorry but this is funny. I forgot about Harambe.

Rapture me into this picture

So I’m confused, I thought vaccines caused autism. How did it jump to Tylenol.

I really could kick myself for not going to see Oasis in Chicago.

They’re doing it right in front of our eyes and they don’t give a shit

Outside cats, inside basement cats, inside dogs that need to be walked is enough to drive you insane.

Tylenol, schmylenol. Raise your hand if your mom smoked and drank while she was pregnant with you (basically anyone Gen X or older).

I’m not expecting much from black rabbit. I’m only watching for Jason Bateman. Jude has aged like worn leather and you know how I feel about Jason.

Imagine the Tylenol legal department.

I blinked and it’s 10:40 and tomorrow is Monday.

Is that turning point basically a family business. I mean what is it? A consulting firm for Nazis.

7

Ooooh I’m excited. I loved the first one.

Hey Christians, way to bring the country together.

We needed experts to weigh in on this. We’re fucked.

I meant to watch Superman but I have to finish this new season of Dexter. I know I made fun of it but I got sucked in.

Florida required my 78 y/o mom to have a prescription from her Dr. and GA is requiring a prescription too.

mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

I fell down the Yolanda Hadid rabbit hole. Jesus Christ.

Mokey doke and her daughter

Hello boots

Hello from biscuit Dokey

hey so this is insane

I’d still do Jason Bateman any day of the week

Folks, I don’t know what end is up right now.

Imagine being to right of Karl Rove. We are in some fucked up times.

Look at my Doke.

Seriously, can we talk about about Melania’s dress.

You know when you watch a movie and say, why would they pick someone so good looking. It’s not realistic.

I’m sorry I barely pay attention to Melania’s outfits but the one tonight. Wow.

Lmao

This fucking sucks so bad

Who wants to pay my $750 electric bill. It was 430 last month. Insanity.

King shit

That other site is operating at a psychotic level.

This is where it all started for me. Liam in that Burberry. They have both aged hard.

Has anyone been fired for a Charlie Kirk/Epstein AI photo in heaven.

Ryan Fournier was arrested for allegedly hitting a woman in the head with a gun btw.