Can you find the moon.

That Kash article doesn’t even hardly register as a scandal with these fuckfaces.

It was a beautiful night for a long dog walk.

I am still exhausted from this time change

Oof Eric Swalwell. This is the last thing we need. He needs to go. We should always jump to conclusions when someone is accused of sexual assault until proven otherwise. Men are the worst.

if you go to the moon they should assign you a town you get to be the mayor of for life.

I was a 3rd grader in South FL and we watched it outside we saw what happened and all the pieces in the air. I still remember my teacher’s face of horror.

The art of deal

How are them egg prices treating you.

Chris Hayes and clapping in the press room on the boys. Lmao.

It’s really insane listening to Melania and them deporting immigrants. It’s like the twilight zone.

Look at Boots in her kitten tower. She’s outgrown it but she loves it. Sweet baby.

If you want to get really fucking mad, watch the documentary, trust me: the false prophet. This guy was sexually assaulting minors every day and they didn’t have enough evidence for a year.

This is a damn war crime. A podcast. Really.

He has us in a chokehold of insanity. And he’s normalizing this behavior and we’re accepting it.

Why are people launching Rahm Emanuel for 2028. That is a huge fucking no.

"Civilizations come and go but what we had is eternal. I never meant to "blow it up", let's open the strait of communication, I will never be crude again"

Nice

Ro Khanna should call all of them back. I mean it’s something. This fucking guy is insane.

My vote to get MTG’s seat.

Are there any democrats calling him a fucking lunatic.

Pete Hegseth yelling war crimes and jerking off is probably something that has happened.

Have we had a proof of life yet.

I’m dtf Jason Bateman.

This looked so familiar. It’s the iPhone box cover.

This is like 150th time he’s put out a psychotic statement. We’re shocked and it will be forgotten tomorrow.

We are in hell.

This is what I’m talking about

I just read the story about the anesthesiologist husband trying to kill his nuclear engineer wife. Her name is Arielle. They were hiking for her 36th birthday. Little Mermaid is 37 years old.

I’m just happy for Duncan Robinson

Lmao. They’ll probably fucking get it and do it.

Happy Good Friday. Go get that bread, not meat though.

Listen, microplastics are the least of our concerns.

I know he’s so stupid and the fucking worst but this shit is really all he wants to do. He’d love to just shitpost.

When I say I hate people. I mean I hate people.

Throw the Miami Heat in the strait of Hormuz

This one is funny as shit

Seriously, can someone do regime change for us. Like we’re open to it.

Nicholas Summer Cunningham is a name

Our big guy is walking and looking good for 2028.

I will pray Kristi Noem’s downfall.

The Hawks dumped Trey Young and are in 5th place. The Heat blow so bad.

That is a great sign.

Do people actually pay for CNN subscriptions. I couldn’t read an article in their travel section and they asked me to subscribe. 😭😭😭

IRAN, IF YOU’RE LISTENING. GIVE US THE KASH PATEL EMAILS.

Tiger Woods, you’re so fucking rich. Higher a driver and drink as much as you want.

I hate palmetto bugs so much.

Great news

Me, every god damn Monday.

Tried to get a moon pic. Hard walking two dogs.