happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

Looking forward to the "you may not have agreed with him but blah blah blah dignity" around Cheney's death.

New awareness campaign

Retweet forever

The new Aephanemer is cool because it lets me call death metal jaunty. youtu.be/wE5Po7rYjkw?...

Listening to the new Shores of Null song since @the-broken-machine.bsky.social got me on a doom metal kick. youtu.be/uGf-jUJwZDE?...

Pittsburgh goal! Scored by Ben Kindel with 04:36 remaining in the 2nd period. Assisted by Tommy Novak. Florida: 1 Pittsburgh: 3 #PITvsFLA #TimeToHunt #LetsGoPens

I'm counting First Fragment as Halloween music and no one can stop me. youtu.be/wZyK3fMG820?...

Trying to adjust to repeatedly getting good news.

It felt like the new An Abstract Illusion album was a "few weeks away" for like six months but I'm happy to say the wait was worth it. youtu.be/7fLZYALPVWA?...

@nhloutofcontext.bsky.social took me a few days to get this one right

The house I drive by going to work every day that has a big banner saying "Land of the Free My Ass!" now has a big banner saying "Neighborhood Tittie Bottle" with a picture of a baby bottle. I have questions that I'm not sure I want answers to.

Oh, you're a lifelong Charlie Kirk fan? Name three groups he wanted to disenfranchise.

RIP Tomas Lindberg. What a shitty year this has been. youtu.be/PgdvfWijcdM?...

Considering a hard pivot to right-wing grift for my YouTube channel just for the comfort of knowing that it guarantees the Democrats I've voted for will give me a nice eulogy

Only 8 left! Get your copy before they are gone :) Overwhelmed with the response this album is getting. Gonna try to stop retweeting so much and will properly respond tomorrow 🥰 fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/the-bu...

Can Vance still become president if he's buried with Trump?

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

New In Mourning is really good youtu.be/Gp1-FzCJvQY?...

Came home to this package from the always wonderful @fiadh.bsky.social Long live whimsy.

Cracker Barrel should just keep making their logo more and more elaborate until it's completely incomprehensible like a raw black metal band logo.

Had to throw on Remission after the Brent Hinds news. youtu.be/mr9kY98EzVM?...

Really fun heavy metal influenced black metal. sorcerot.bandcamp.com/album/rotten...

Huntington, WV tonight! Last show of tour, come say hi before I take a weeks-long nap

The press decided the biggest assholes in Silicon Valley were the future of the country. And to make sure they had access to those friendless freaks, they started writing stories they could relate to. So now they made up this male loneliness shit so guys like Thiel can say "see it isn't just me!"

Hulk Hogan's death is tragic because the Iron Sheik didn't live long enough to see it.

The Skyler Brind'Amour sweepstakes is over.

Clearly former Edmonton Oil King Tristan Jarry is the answer to the Oilers goaltending woes.

Told my dog "you were just outside and it's raining" but for some reason I said it in a Christopher Walken cadence. He listened and gave up so maybe I should do this more often.

I've been really excited for the new Dolven album since it was announced and it completely lives up to my expectations. Great stuff. fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/in-my-...

In celebration of #nationalanimalrightsday, Fiadh is proud to release From Dreams to Living Things III - From the Plough to the Stars. 100% of proceeds from this compilation will benefit Fawn’s Fortress, an animal sanctuary that believes everyone deserves a fortress to call home.

Saw a turkey that looked like it was trying to fight its own reflection in the side of a truck today. We've all been there, right?

This sticker from @weregnomerecords.bsky.social is so powerful that I had to check my head to make sure a No Fear hat hadn't manifested there. The Stellar Forest cassette is fantastic, of course.

Many thanks to @dempseyc.bsky.social & Invisible Oranges for premiering the first single from Weald + Woe’s new album! Check it out 👇 www.invisibleoranges.com/weald-and-wo...

Baptized in vitriolic acid A final touch, a smoothing of features Completion of the greatest art To cast all godly creatures Humans, once astray, made divine Stripped of congenital flaws We're incandescent revelations In a world of darkened forms *crazy space robot noises*

I think God of Avarice is my provisional second favorite song on the new Propagandhi album after the title track. youtu.be/pQC77nnAIC8?...

Big release day today with Propagandhi, Firienholt and Labyrinthus Stellarum and probably a bunch of other stuff I haven't heard yet.

From out of fucking nowhere we have new Glyph keeperoftheglyph.bandcamp.com/album/starve

Tomorrow! breathsunboneblood.bandcamp.com

New Curta'n Wall, hell yeah. grimestone.bandcamp.com/album/curtan...

Wasn't expecting new Ancst to drop in the middle of the week. I always appreciate the mid to late 90's metalcore influence, may have gotten labeled as metallic hardcore back in the day to differentiate. youtu.be/W-JslvCZXMI?...

Sickos like me worrying that the Oblivion remaster will be too normal and functional.

Do you receive one of those phone belt clip things once you reach a certain age or do you have to buy them yourself?

There's something fitting about being at the DMV for 3 hours on Good Friday.