Premieres after Malaria: The Musical 🎵

Now that it appears the oil companies are not willing to do Trump's bidding and that grift is a dead end, he will leave and forget Venezuela because he hates losing. BUT, a dictator was toppled. The Venezuelans can decide for themselves what's next. Trump may have accidentally done something good.

WTF Grok has a 'nudification tool' where you can remove clothing, add blood, bruises, and a forced smile to anyone you might want to see in that situation. This disgusting incel BS needs to be reined in. Can't wait for this AI bubble to burst and leave this shit in the dust.

I was listening to some Irish music and though hey the Bluesky folks might like this so your welcome. Tony

Seems About Right......

SUNDAY MORNING TREKKIE HUMOR...AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Yup, apologies to the screenwriters, my bad

This is exactly what I told someone yesterday. Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.

For anyone who may be having a bad day: Tesla cannot use the term 'CyberCab' on their vehicles because they forgot to file the trademark application and another company beat them to it.

Pee-Wee German's stupid face and Terrorist Trump's neck-'gina. 🤢🤮

How about...

I think it's important to have fun with tech. Or at least people who don't know much about it. For example, I always name my backup user 'depot', so when people ask me where I store my backups I can in all honesty tell them '/home/depot' and watch the confusion.

Late night dog walk photo. Have to wait for the right moment to have the car headlights light up the bridge without getting any taillight action.

Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social , don't know if you've seen this yet 😂

This is one of our favorites!

WELL THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK youtube.com/shorts/ugz_9...

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Oh no 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I'm thinking that in order to restore our standing in the world, and assuming that Elon did in fact manipulate 2024 voting data to score a win for Trump, we are going to have to either investigate what occurred and share the results with other nations or invite them to monitor our future elections.

So, it appears there is one piece of factual info we can get from the incomplete release of the Epstein files: There are no photos of Bill Clinton with children in the Epstein files. If there were, the Trump cronies would have included them instead of digging up a fake one.

This sums it up rather well.

This is truly how I feel about them. Wealth is wasted on such unimaginative, small minded, no whimsy havin’ sociopaths.

Trying to wish people on Bluesky a happy weekend

“Pete, when you start using the U.S. Navy as your personal minibar, it’s time to talk.”

Rainy dog walk photo

MTG hates it when the shoe is on the other three toes

Well I guess now we know where he got the phrase “One Big Beautiful Bill.”

Here's my latest podcast interview with Matt Lewis where we discuss my new book, Ties That Blind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U2B...

Unimprovable response. *chef's kiss*

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

'Exploding whale day' I prefer Cetanation Day