I didn't know he served.

Just made a chilli your mum would love.

Putting Henderson's into my hummus. What of it?

Champagne under a big net, because I've been tricked too many times now

No, that's German for 'The Bart'!

Awful pub names if you need them.

Proper library.

Dr. Noot

Chubby Checker? Isn't he the fella who runs the weight watchers class?

Someone asked if I was interested in their tickets for an event in a group chat.

Put your money away. For today ONLY! Three of my favourite phrases to hear and say FOR ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫

Been too silly recently. Very deep into my overdaft.

About a quid

Anyone want to come to my swinging party?

Visiting the red light district before statues and houses of famous philosophers? Putting the whores before Descartes.

Peter Gabriel 🤝 Holomorphic Dynamics

Bröther, May I Have Some Öats?

Bill did nothing wrong. #Justice4Bill

Important.

Pubs that do their own matches. This country still has a chance.

Nearly bought this, @dankackroyd.bsky.social.

Going to start calling bees 'hive guys'.

I would like to introduce you all to Duško Ivanović, the head coach of the Virtus Bologna basketball team.

If a woman tells you there's a statue of a bald Jimmy Nail in Lecce, she's lying.

Can't park there, mate.

In Trani.

Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.

Where I'm taking your mum later.

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

"Art is my passion"

Oh I like this one... One sheep goes one way, the other sheep goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

No idea how I'm getting out of this station.

It took longer for me to walk to the pizza place (~8 mins) than it did for me to demolish the thing (~5 mins).

"Ragazzo di crema! Ragazzo di crema!" The local children shriek across the piazza as I go into my fifth bakery of the day for yet another custard cake. I am powerless to stop them as I am, alas, full of custard and likely prediabetic at this stage of the trip.

I see your dad's biography is out.

"Epst didn't define itself"

@dankackroyd.bsky.social, is this club about...?

me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying

I spent 60 hours in a 24-hour work space by mistake.

How do you answer your phone?

Saw Lawrence in the cinema again.

Felt the urge to listen to the Paris, Texas soundtrack. Nowhere to be seen on Spotify but found it here: archive.org/details/ry-c...

Cleared Polish airport security in 3 minutes just before. Didn't even have to get my liquids/devices out.

Dennis Farina as FBI Agent Jack Crawford in Manhunter (1986)

Would love to have a pint with these cheeky chaps.

"Sade, we love the song but the title's gotta change."