Please share. 💔

Full chested lie after lie. I hope for an aneurism. Him or me, either way, I would not have to hear him again.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

I made a ham and a turkey plus all the other good stuff. I CAN NOT TASTE ANYTHING AT ALL TODAY 😭😔

I have been harshly judged in my ability to provide by the feral cats that inhabit my carport. They screamed for scraps as I was going out to mow. I mowed instead of feeding them. Waiting at the carport door when I finished mowing was 1 dead 2 1/2' garter snake, 1 fluffy dead mouse and 0 cats. 🫠😭🤣🖖🏽

Me as a suicide hotline counselor: omg same

ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.

Why is tiktok crashing everything someone from NYC pops onto my fyp tonight?

I was hoping by kegsbreath saying beardos it would catch on more. Or, at the very least, make magats feel the need to shave.

I decided it was such a nice day I would walk the block and a half to the dispensary for my free birthday blunt. When I got to the intersection to cross the 5 lanes it was clear. I reached the center turn lane and a car was now approaching so I stopped even though I could have made it.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

My 14yo granddaughter is visiting family in Pennsylvania this summer and having a blast until today. They were mountain biking, and she wrecked off an 8' + cliff. She is stable but has 3 broken vertebrae and 1 broken toe.

A grasshopper ate them. 🫠

My first concert was Ozzy. RIP Prince of Darkness. 😢🖤

The people hiding in the shadows of the Heritage Foundation. If you see them, you know what to do.

I know myself well enough to realize I can not go to peaceful protests. I want to, tho. #Iamtheproblem

Timeline cleanse

May the 4th be with you

Filter by day and state theblop.org

Void loves Flow 🖤

Watching Joffrey and Reek trying to bully Jon Snow was quite a thing.

Economic boycotting is easy when you're poor af.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Iran, if you're listening, he'll be in New Orleans.

Normalize calling stabbing dictators to death a "Roman Salute"

Just gonna leave this right here... ☆

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for

it's that time

more like happy new fears amirite.

These are so good!!

The new kitten is now free range in the house. The 2 adult cats are perplexed by this new development.

it’s time to eat the wealthy it’s time to take a bite it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight

The porn bots are out in full force this morning. 😒

New kitten update: You're in my spot.

my neck my back my CEO attack

Did I need a 3rd cat? Apparently, yes, I did. Introducing Void.