The least surprising thing in football. Completely corrupt. Infantino should move to the USA after the World Cup. He could live up Trump's arse. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I don't have high hopes (who could?), but I would absolutely LOVE it if we beat the Aussies!!!!

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Got to love a celebrity show where you don't know any of the celebrities. Surely that is the point of being a celebrity?

That sounds obvious.... considering who just won the major race 🤔

Spurs fans rn

When is anyone going to point out the stupidity of Trump asking for $1bn in damages from the BBC. That's not how damaged work in the UK. Trump would have to prove that his reputation was hurt by $1bn to be awarded that. I doubt he could get a judge to award him £1.

Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.

Watched Slow Horses S.1 E1. years ago and thought nah, not sure what all the fuss is about. Watched it again with my wife about 6 months ago, thought the same. Just watched episodes 2 & 3 and I now want to binge all 5 seasons. Thank fuck it's International Break 🤣

Very on brand for Russia to develop a drunk robot

A great Stat….. 🤣🤣

@dannykelly.bsky.social what a fantastic night at ONO yesterday. Great music and crowd of people. Looking forward to the next one!

Even I thought this was one of mine!

This MTG awakening is really something else. Was not on my 2025 bingo card.

I sometimes wonder if any American know's what a communist is?

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

Martin Keown is really quite amazing. May as well have Legohead commentating

Just watched Heretic. Another Hugh Grant film I like. Which is nice, because I basically hated all his ones from before 2020

Brad Marchand, what a guy ♥️

The former Duke of York He paid 12 million quid To somebody he never met For something he never did. Tune jn for more CBeebies Bedtime Stories tomorrow...

Haven't read one of Giles Coren's reviews for ages. This is an absolute masterpiece. I've been to a couple of restaurants he's recommended and they have always been brilliant. I'll give this one a serve (not that I'll be in Lima any time soon). www.thetimes.com/article/132e...

Why are people who live in America so obsessed with Civil War? Theirs was over 150 years ago. What do they think is going to happen in the UK? People start wandering around with pitchforks?

This is the most delightfully Canadian thing I've ever seen

Iain Duncan Smith says when Maccabi played a game in Istanbul there was no trouble at all @ianbyrnemp.bsky.social had to point out UEFA moved the game to Hungary after the Turkish authorities refused to stage it &the Hungarian authorities then played it behind closed doors. Hence no trouble

China spying on the West. In other news - Bears shit in woods.

This must be one of the most un-American things ever said

Just what they need in China - more surveillance 😳

Ben Davies bringing out his very, very young child out without ear defenders on was a brave (reckless move) 🤣

Why do Qatar need an airbase in the USA? Not to mention why the hell the US would agree to it?

Well, that's the end of the ceasefire

Covid????

🗓 On this day in 2008, Glastonbury tickets went on sale, they sold out in February. There was also a sale on this day in 2014. This time they sold out in 26 minutes. #Glastonbury

The Disney parodies… holy shit

This is unbelievable, except it is believable in America today. What is the most amazing is the chairman did fuck all. America is finished.

I honestly haven't heard a single pundit who hasn't said he's started a bit slow, but he looks quality and will be great.

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

Who on here signs birthday cards/messages with their full signature 🤣

Andrew Rollo, the inspiration for Rowley Birkin QC #thefastshow

So the kids weren't praying hard enough, is that what we take from this?

West Ham could do with Bissouma

Seriously, Marinakis has supposedly put Nottingham Forest into a blind trust to show he doesn't have day to day control of the club. Nuno says their relationship has changed and an emergency board meeting is called. What a joke, but the FA will do nothing - meanwhile Palace get kicked out of Europa.

How is that Nottingham Forest blind trust working 🤔🤣

To be fair. Kim has been saying this from about a month ago

With tears in their eyes?

Watching Leeds v Everton. Championship is its usual standard this season 👍

Oh, man. What a tribute to Sonny. 🥹 #coys

What a fucking pussy #trump

Joe Gomes is no Kevin Danso

The start of another year of The Hundred. Still can't take the format seriously. When they change it to 20 overs I'll start watching it.