The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Chiefs dead

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

Reporting everyone who didn’t make a post memorializing Robert Redford to their place of employment.

dudes who back into parking spots have strong wife beater energies

Unfortunately, the US Army was unable to clear the rights for “Enter Sandman” so here’s a montage of shitty support tanks set to royalty free “Here Comes Night Guy”

friendship ended with mason rudolph, now will howard is my best friend

myles garrett totally exonerated

Pirates owner Bob Nutting walking thru the stadium and being met with chants of Sell the Team lmao

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

“Rupert Murdoch is at the game, good to see him!” bro be fr

The Enshittification of the Super Bowl is sad to see, just half hearted garbage presentation, that being said, go birds.

PA gang rise up

How it felt to be a folk music fan at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival when Bob Dylan went electric

i’ve always had a special place in my heart for the detroit lions

Me the last 4 weeks: I can’t watch this anymore, this team won’t change the way they do things, we’ll have to suffer the anemic offense, the defense will blow big plays, it’s hopeless…. Me waking up today:

genuinely pathetic football

refs hate the steelers!

they really send fields out there every week to die for one play and then say okay moving on

I LOVE having a TV that is on like 10 for volume but some how is able to blast ads at me at 400 decibels on the home screen whenever it wants, I LOVE how advertising has bleed into every waking moment of American life!! Definitely not making me feel insane at all!!

George Pickens might actually catch an assault charge today I CANT WAIT

THATS ENOUGH FLAGS THANKS

i didn’t know you were allowed to score this many points in a game

hell yeah brother, it’s long weekend time, time to drink 4 miller lites, boot up madden superstar mode, and throw 8 interceptions in one game

bought madden 25 on sale just to run the game back you know i’m down bad

You’re gonna have that with Jameis Winston

the browns being like “oh yeah, let’s see how you like our backup QB” for one play is so funny

A little over an hour until kickoff

REPORT: Justin Tucker DID NOT shower with the team after the Raven’s devastating loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers, sources close to the team claim he was already “thoroughly washed” when he got off the field, keep following for this developing story.

Joe Biden was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died

I shake like a Chihuahua with rage every time I see Kansas City run one of their stupid little trick plays

josh allen be like nice momentum we got here time to throw the worlds most boneheaded pick x10000

smh this casual doesn’t know ball

why the fuck would you call a timeout there

can #15 play corner

jesus christ russ what the fuck was that

did #15 win a contest or something who is this dude

we’re getting dangerously close to “fire him into the sun” territory on broderick jones

they really sent justin fields out there for one play to get nailed in the head what a team player

refs should get a certain amount of flags per game and if they run out that’s it no more flags

wtf is going on in this game bro

Get your hands off chris boswell you cretins

justin tucker has reached “thanksgiving turkey” levels of cooked

so far, russ has not cooked bird

WAKEUP ITS LET RUSS COOK BIRD DAY!

Dietz and Watson owns those fraud listeria merchants over at Boars Head and it’s not even close, Dietz and Watson heads sound off

saw a billboard on 376 that says “let russ cook bird” we are so fucking back

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my saturday morning Jerome Bettis show