Simple rule of success: by age 80 you should have 80 dollars.

I can't believe Erika Kirk won the first Charlie Kirk award. I mean, what are the odds?

🚨 BREAKING Abominox, the plant god of the Mouldy Ones pantheon who entered our world from a dark plane of existence after an explosion of intense Omicron energy and who wants to see the destruction of all flesh in our dimension, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

History cannot be remixed. The Hits Just Keep on Comin’ by PUBLIC ENEMY.

8/30 RPM Fest – Montauge, MA 8/31 Dingbats – Clifton, NJ 9/01 No Class – Cleaveland, OH 9/02 Mr. Smalls – Pittsburgh, PA 9/03 The Warehouse – Richmond, VA 9/04 Meadows – Brooklyn, NY 9/05 Metro Gallery – Baltimore, MD 9/06 Underground Arts – Philadelphia, PA w/ Crypta

fuck ice

Yes, “disaster” is the correct word – this is a public health catastrophe. The pressure for him to resign should begin tonight, and continue until it happens. Nothing else should be in front of this. Go to a 19th century cemetery anywhere in this country to know why.

What do you expect from a pig but a grunt?

we’re chuffed to finally get back in the ring with @hoodslam.bsky.social

Saw gwar yesterday, i got so fucking drenched @ghoulofficial.bsky.social they said go fuck yourself (they didn't but I felt it)

I beat the shit out of a gorilla by myself and it wasn't even close.

Arendt had probably the clearest formulation of how the constant lying and gaslighting fits directly into the playbook in "The Origins of Totalitarianism".

It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you

nightmare country. I’m compelled by conscience to add that prisoners in the us are already treated like this and worse, daily; there’s escalation here but it’s from an already intolerable state of carceral excess.

I wonder if spraying acetone in every seam of a Cybertruck would make all the panels fall off.

If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.

if by 10 tomorrow morning the democrats are not as one voice raising holy hell about this at every level of visibility — which as we all know they won’t be — then to understate the matter, that’s real bad

According to the attorney of one of the men shipped to El Salvador w/o due process, he was singled out by the Trump administration because they suspected his tattoos!

A song from Toontown Rewritten had the same name as a song by @ghoulofficial.bsky.social So I mixed them together. I'm really sorry for what I've done

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

Just a little light reading. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmu...

Helpful tracker to see where your country is in its decline into the final stages of ignorance, greed, and bigotry. www.project2025.observer

HOT TAKE ALERT!: This guy actually had good priorities.

Tesla's stock is ridiculously overvalued, and even a modest consumer boycott could tank the company, which accounts for the majority of Elon Musk's wealth. The divestment movement weakened apartheid South Africa. Let's do that again. slate.com/business/202...

Tonight on twitch, pester @ghoulofficial.bsky.social with your questions and problems. Twitch.tv/therealdigestor Twitch.tv/dissectorghoul

Hey NRA, do your thing. The thing you haven't shut up about for decades.

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

They’re going to have to install a piss trough around this dude’s grave.

Come oooonnnn birdflu.

Real fuckin stupid country you guys got there!

Check out one daring journalist's descent into madness as he interviews Ghoul and the stays for the show!

My favorite part of Nosferatu was when that lady fingered Nosferatu's spinal column rot hole.

If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this

It’s only a matter of time until they figure out how to commodify your anger. Pretty soon you’ll be buying Luigi shirts at Target and you’ll forget why you’re even doing it.

Today in 2013, Metallica played a concert in Antarctica, becoming the first band to suck on all seven continents.

I hope I live long enough to watch Elon Musk beg for oxygen and food from some shitbox on Mars.

NYPD right now.

Lost all my money on the hawk tuah crypto coin please help me.

If you believe that tons of people are demanding an apology for Knocked Loose playing a late-night talk show you need to get your head examined.

Lil’ Ghoul #sundaynotsofunnies

The new one from @ghoulofficial.bsky.social is freaking KILLER! Know this! NOXIOUS CONCOCTIONS!

time for a new single from Ghoul and for y’all to mosey with us on down to SHOTGUN GULCH youtu.be/seGQ3D5uhoE?...

Congratulations to KISS on their final show ever! Can’t wait to see them at their next show!

It's time to put an end to your pathetic country (and parts of Canada) once and for all.

I gotta say, the return address section on the stool sample envelope is entirely unnecessary.

October 21st in Asheville, NC! Come out and join us for Hallowolfbat 2023 with Municipal Waste and Vicious Blade! theorangepeel.net/event/hallow...