fine line of being excited about getting a dog feeling possible again vs not fucking looking at dogs yet

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

Quit my job 3 weeks ago and have a new job with a pay bump and None commute I am actually looking forward to doing more than my last one which is good because it’s the only interview I got in that time period. ✌️🤪

s/o to the guy waiting at the fingerprint place I went to today for my bg check stuff who perked up when the front desk lady went “oh you’re here for cannabis employment” to me and said “I’m high right now!” 😂

Waking up early vs not just fucking Waiting to go fill out my I-9 for 3 fucking hours 🤪

Pining to play FFXIV… see like five posts about DDOS/disconnects… suddenly cured

I miss Anda today 😮‍💨

thank you all so much for purchasing and sharing this sticker 💗 i was able to cover production and shipping costs and donate the full amount raised of $825 to Trans Lifeline, and further sales online and at cons will also be donated regularly. outlive the monsters. live to see them die.

one of my favorite weed industry things is there are certain words no one actually fucking knows how to pronounce so there’s just multiple accepted ways to say things like “caryophyllene”

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

"All the bad bitches want Free Palestine" Sticker seen in Seattle

I've had a lot of jobs and lived during a lot of Events but Dick Cheney dying and getting a job I genuinely want and am looking forward to having on the same day...

"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.

i have a large variety of xiv merchandise, and a HUGE roster of NPCs! i'll be setting up more preorders later this month for even more new merch that will ideally come in time for US domestic holiday shipping (🤞) sadcatjazz.com (for US&intl) sadcatjazz.etsy.com (for UK&EU)

got the job ✌🥴

I just think that budget isn’t an excuse to use gen AI to do anything because I would rather read a picture of a handwritten poster for an event than be able to clock an AI image immediately and lose all desire to attend.

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

My back inexplicably released me from like 80% of the torture after eating dinner this evening so it’s looking like I’m gonna make it. I had a nice anniversary weekend with Scott despite it. But I’ll also be really happy if I can move around without making pained noises tomorrow, too.

i can count the number of times i've gotten a fentanyl shot at the ER without knowing that's what it was on two hands :') and we have a severe opioid crisis in this area, who'da thunk

tweaked my back putting socks on last night and it's going to get better, i know it, it just might take a few fucking weeks, and this is so not what i needed rn lol

i got my partner sick so now hes outta work for a few days too 😔 grocery money

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

My elf

everyone pls think "good luck, hannah" really hard for me tonight/tomorrow morning before 10am eastern, i have a job interview. thank u luv u muah!

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Getting a cute trinket when you desperately need $10 of ramen is a feeling I wish on no one. Please just give people what they need. Also tell people what you need.

I’m gonna say something that everyone is implying with posts about the holidays this year (and going forward) but isn’t saying out loud: do not go into debt for Christmas this year. Do NOT. Do not buy things you can’t afford to chase proving you love someone enough. Just fucking don’t!!!

Learning my immune system has a solid 1-4 day addition to “oh you should feel better after ____ days” is something I’ve been avoiding for years but I guess we are just here now.

One look at the DOGE kids was enough to know they smoke brick, but I’m blown away by just HOW BAD their weed is. They’re in USAID smoking literal owl pellets. They’re shaking mouse bones out of the bowl after smoking that.

how it feels to stop thinking “this is cringe…” and start doing whatever the hell you want

finding out my pets in sims 4 have consistently gotten skunked on any lot i play on that has a bush on it because i make sure they're always fixed and it's a bug ✌🥴

in retrospect, maybe just two vaccine shots at a time going forward if possible 💀 i am not cool enough to hack three at once

Hey so not to be dramatic but lots of stores that sell food (restaurants, grocery stores) are changing their reward programs to be Less Good and doing it fast so if you’re sitting on a bunch of points somewhere, my advice is to Use Them Now.

no less than 4 significant fires in a .5 mile radius of my own house over the weekend like pls can y'all check your outlets and space heaters, no one needs this to happen due to carelessness in times like these

Just a note that menstrual products are the most requested / least donated items in food pantries so if you have the means to pick up supplies perhaps consider it

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

going 20 rounds with "oh my god is this what i used to DO TO PEOPLE" trying to help someone you love very dearly who is exhibiting similar levels of stubbornness you know that you have in the past really is the double edged sword, mang

i need scott to come home but today is very that "me at the oil rig: fuck shit fuck i'm gonna die here" post for him so i'm not trying to whine at him but also?? i am very pathetic. have u considered.

took a gnat straight to the uvula out of my bong and i survived (did cough it up without catastrophe) and my glass is spotless now but like jfc!!!!

i think i updated my shop (new arcadion photocards, added more wind-up designs, and restocked a lot of the usual!) 🛒 sadcatjazz.com

Call for trans zine recommendations: my Trans Studies students are going to be doing a unit on zines next month, and one activity we're doing is looking at as many physical zines as I can get my hands on. If you know of cool trans zines that ARE PURCHASABLE ON PAPER, please let me know!!!

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Smile :)

my skin is on fiiiiiiiyaaaaaaah

My neighbor loves to let his dog out at 5:30 fucking am to let her go insane barking at everything that moves because it’s so early and quiet and he’s already had the cops called on him and he just doesn’t give a shit :’)

I worked for a small food pantry for a while. The can of beans you paid $1 for would cost us 20 cents through our connections. Give money directly if you can. You can literally multiply the amount of food your donation can provide by 3-5x just by giving cash directly.

genuinely miss old package tracking where you didn't get to know shit other than the estimated date until it was out for delivery

boutta go get 3 shots and my skin hurts today so pray 4 me ✌️🫠

seems like the kind of article you might want to save as a .pdf and keep on hand

Getting vaccine boosters tomorrow and hey if you meet the generic high risk qualifications for vaccines, you should probably look into a pneumonia vaccine if you get chronic respiratory/sinus/ear infections!! I have been told to get one A Lot but never Why and lol lmao lol that would have helped 🫠