I'm not sure how much money Schiff is planning on spending here, but 100% of it is going to be wasted. AI isn't something people need to be trained on.

"Gen-z loves the X-files because they're nostalgic for an imagined time when..." Let me stop you right there. Gen-Z loves the X-Files because "Hot bisexual live action Scooby Doo" is a killer premise.

Wait, so it can't talk about bugs?

Oh these are fun! The five jobs I've had in total: - Unlicensed vet tech - Blockbuster - Carnie - Nuclear weapons research - Games

This feels like the sign of successful intervention. If people's lives had been interrupted less I bet they'd have been way more traumatized by the amount of death that happened.

Oh hell yeah www.france24.com/en/live-news...

It's you, dog.

Meticulously filling in the alt text as I post that one image from Snowcrash that kills you when you see it.

I know this AI art looks like shit, but you gotta understand how hard it is to find a public domain image of Christ on the cross.

Wait do y'all not know about the Waffle House fast travel system

Hard at work on toe beans. #gamedev

Kinda confused by America's gender reveal party.

I think it's overly optimistic to assume there's some sort of coherent Machiavellian plan instead of dipshits who aren't actually smart or good at anything making essentially arbitrary decisions that they think will work better than they do.

It was a lot of fun watching that "Bluesky is a low predator environment" guy find out that it just looks that way because they're all ambush predators.

I think Iran could get reparations from the US as early as this week if they promise a cut to someone in Trump's family

MoOOom, they're knowing me by my mark again

"Victorious generals go to war, then try to work out what victory would even look like." --Sun Tzu, probably

Placebos are so effective; I just pay the doctor to lie to me.

I accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life

Reminder for everyone in Finland: You have two days left to prove that you're alive.

A future in-law showing up at our house with a twelve pack of natty light would instantly ascend, unchallenged, to the peak of the dad hierarchy.

Financial advice for Gen Z: If you're not the one rigging a Polymarket bet, don't bet on it.

May we all someday experience the level of success that causes idiots to imagine wildly inaccurate versions of us tailored to suit their preexisting theories of how success happens.

Were there other banger sea shanties, or was it just The Wellerman?

I have a hard time taking compliments and I'm suspicious if there's even a whiff of insincerity. I'd always considered this a personality flaw, but it's helped me survive AI because the first time I used ChatGPT it said "Wow that's a great idea!" and I just about put my fist through the monitor.

I wanna be in the group chat where it happens

Ladies and gentlemen, Helgen.

The protests stopped because they succeeded. They forced the public to look at Gaza, and the public hated what they saw so much it created a massive, once in a generation shift in public opinion. This guy has to believe in conspiracies because the truth is too painful: protesting worked.

Recording music today! #gamedev

I'm choosing to believe that Trump said they had slutty shoes.

Claude directing the Trump administration to attack Iran probably counts as a malicious act by an unaligned AI capable of threatening the human race.

Anyone know who drew this so I can pay them for using it in a meme?

Skyvert - the scientific unit of exposure to Bluesky. Reading one post is approximately 1 milli-Skyvert. 1 Skyvert (Skv) is the recommended yearly limit of social media exposure for the average citizen. 4-5 Skyverts is observed to cause Poasters Madness in 50% of individuals within 30 days.

Challenge for those who are very confident that rocks aren't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

Quite proud of how this trailer turned out. #gamedev

Observed in the wild: A guy who pronounces Sql "suckle"

Reposts appreciated: We're going to need playtesters to help us with our physics/puzzle/driving game about parking dozens of cars at once. If that sounds like someone you know, let them know they can sign up for the play test now on Steam! #gamedev store.steampowered.com/app/3153450/...

Bluesky! We're making a game! It's weird, it's indie, it's about parking cars, and it's within your power to wishlist it Right Now store.steampowered.com/app/3153450/... #gamedev #indiedev

This town ain't got enough loot for the two of us.

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

I don't have 50 million to give, but maybe we can all chip in because it would be fun to watch the people who think this would be easy discover that it very much is not

Its your responsibility to waste as much of the time of AI boosters at games industry events as possible

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a trebuchet.

Well there goes my #1 date idea.

I need one headline a day thats like "cheese really, really good for you" or like "all animals' inner monologues have Balkan accents" to maintain nominal effectiveness

My biggest problem with math is the complete lack of world building.

If a movie costs $400 million to make and only breaks even, it means labor captured all the value of the movie and that's kinda cool actually.