i announced this on my priv on twitter but have to do it here: i've fallen down the rabbit hole of the summer i turned pretty 😞

i've been tuned tf out of toronto these past two weeks, and since i wasn't livetweeting tennis, i completely forgot i have this account

Taylor Fritz taking the longest way possible on this match and I simply cannot handle the stress. 🎾

Alex Eala in Vogue Phillipines. I love this photograph.

mirra started out having a great year, and i've still got my fingers crossed for the rest of the year tbh

Taylor Fritz that was clownery and way harder than it needed to be but thank you for doing it in straight sets 🎾

31 July 1842: Divine service takes place on both ships.

i've had so much good news recently, but i can't publicly talk about it yet, and it's killing me because i want to tell EVERYONE (i say as if i've been 100% muzzled and haven't been telling my friends in texts and dms)

i'm trying to make spaghetti squash for the first time tonight, and i have no idea how it's going to go because i've never even tried spaghetti squash before 🙃

the last time taylor was set to play after 8:00 p.m., we didn't like the ending

being away from social media has honestly been so relaxing and idk might be time to deactivate twitter for a little while

Hard Pressed Brandon Nakashima really made himself known during the North American hardcourt swing, reaching the finals in Los Cabos and Atlanta as a 19yo. 4 years later, Nakashima is a much more mature player, but still looking to reach the same highs. He defeats Cam Norrie to move on in DC.

i was right 😭 on to nakashima's match now!!

24 July 1842: Heavy wind and rain all day.

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

meddy is going to destroy poor wu 😭

hot introvert summer also applies to the amazing hardcourt season taylor fritz is about to have.

jannik sinner walking to the towel v jannik sinner moving in and out of the corners:

the most introverted and charmingly awkward men’s/women’s singles Wimbledon champions

Ok. Yay. Hot introvert sunmer.

staying away from social media for the day only to see that SINNER WON?????? incredible

protecting my peace by not watching the wimbledon final today

the only other woman to drop a double bagel in a wimbledon final over 100 years ago looks so rad. i hope she did it while wearing the cozy cardi. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothe...

Has anyone asked noted Polish-Italian Jasmine Paolini about the pasta with strawberries thing?

OHHHHHHH THE CONCEPT OF BEING SO ANGRY YOU'RE PHYSICALLY SHAKING AND CAN'T STOP

Behold Queen Iga the Adorkable, Ruler of Wimbledon, Grand Duchess of Grass, Tsarina of Turf, Sultana of Sod.

Nobody is forced to like a player they don’t want to like. But some of the criticisms of Iga Swiatek rub a little too closely to some misogyny that has been hurled her way. Here’s something I wrote a couple of years ago about that. 🎾 www.courttheory.com/iga-swiatek-...

I hope everyone lets Iga truly celebrate. There's a bit of a down mood because of how Amanda just couldn't find her game, but Iga deserves to be as excited and happy as she wants to be. The Queen of Clay is now the Queen of Grass, and a lot of people couldn't see that ever happening. This is big.

amanda...oof

Casper knew

So sad for Anisimova but man, Iga is playing I Would Trust Her To Perform Open-Heart Surgery-level tennis

iga was a BEAST today oh my god

iga swiatek is on fire oh my god

reminder of how good meghan markle always looked at wimbledon 🔥

Really excellent interview from Taylor Fritz yesterday after Wimbledon. You’ll never make me hate the third best player in the world!

This has to be one of the laziest pieces this Wimbledon. Old news, twisted words, incorrect assumptions, factual errors, and apparently unedited. Ben Rumsby really hit all the marks. 🎾 www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2025/...

12 July 1842: McCormick returns to Swan Bay, and sees several black-necked swans, but they keep out of his range.

felt too raw to tweet this earlier but

the internet is a fucking cesspool

Quality/competitiveness of Taylor v Carlos >>>>>>> Sinner/Novak

oh now i am in a FOUL mood

I want Agassi or Roddick of Arias on this match, not the fog of two McEnroes.

All right Fritzie we love you no matter what 🎾

11 July 1842: McCormick makes an excursion to Swan Bay, and shoots several ducks.

today is a big day for bluesky user blondtaylorfritz

What’s renowned Bezos ass kisser Leonardo Di Caprio doing at Wimbledon? Checking out ballgirls for his next girlfriend?