In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

Fuckinell! They're literally smearing Count Binface already. The joke candidate. My god these people are pathetic humourless worms 😀 @countbinface.bsky.social

BinFace vs Bin Found Out.

@eslibrarian.bsky.social I came across this yesterday and I know you like this kind of thing. A really great argument for what would be a huge discovery. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooF...

Oh please Clacton, if you are going to waste your MP then do it on Count Binface

An amazingly interesting video @englishheritage.bsky.social youtu.be/dooFJf4sBJ8?...

I think £500 is enough for a company and £50 enough for an individual. If the party can't raise enough cash from supporters then it doesn't have enough support. Huge donations isn't support, it's paid lobbying.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss...😂😆🤣

Before Burnham starts passing off someone else's hard work, again, this is under Starmer's leadership. Yeah, the modest one who's quietly delivering while people are getting high on hopium. The last thing i need to hear is another f****** story from the latest shiny new politician. I'm not 12yrs.

Currently cooking some chicken and rice for an old dog. It's weird but I reluctant to taste it because it's going to be dog food and yet so far it isn't any different from human food.

We are not only the frogs cooking in a pot as the temperature slowly rises. We are also the cooks turning up the heat.

Actually big news!

Exclusive to all right-wing papers: It’s clear that Andy Burnham has been a complete failure as Prime Minister, although he hasn’t technically taken up the role yet. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Looking at Februray 25 when Farage was quite popular Starmer was killing in on all fronts. The council losses were after that so not because Starmer was unpopular. With Burnham in and Farage out I can see a mass exodus back to the Tories

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

By backing Burnham, it appears some Labour MP's have just bought a big shiny box, without looking inside. They may be disappointed when they open it.

So Scientific American did an article on the hydrogen peroxide they added to the algae pool… Turns out the “expert” they got to weigh in has a bachelor in Sports Management and is named Tim. Tim has some ‘splaining to do

So how the fucking hell can our Sunday media have all be talking about a resignation statement being made tomorrow morning. The media are playing the public for fools! 2/2

John Whitby MP: "The party opposite has basically given up on the climate. And Reform continue to act like a modern-day Flat Earthers, refusing to accept science and refusing to accept the bleeding obvious."

Looking it up, assuming full output for 20 years (unlikely) the nuclear reactor would replace 200 million litres of diesel usage. About 2.5Kg of CO2 released per litre of diesel!

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

An interesting fact for anyone who hasn't done it yet - superglue sticks to your tongue just fine.

This is really interesting/good for people in the UK. www.think.gov.uk/thinkmap/

This is a great idea for the UKs summer water shortages. Not only does it increase solar but it cuts down evaporation. Obviously no good for recreational use but great otherwise.

Some days things just hurt my mind even though I know the physics. The metal in the radiator is so hard and firm because it is frozen solid ... and yet it's a radiator. We live in such a narrow band of experience and yet we base all our opinions on it.

Just been watching the Watchmen series. So-so until episode 8 which was banging!

Chopping chilli's about 10 minute ago with gloves on. Haven't washed up yet or touched anything and now my left eye is starting ... like how?

Just walked around the corner into an alleyway and there were two cats having a standoff. One of them ran right past/under my dog and if he'd been the killing kind it would have been very dead. Just how much fear did that other cat put into it!

It's OK everyone - no need to feel pure cold rage at this one. www.itv.com/news/anglia/...

Nigel Farage is using a tragedy to score political points. Keir Starmer: "I'm really shocked that he (Farage) pretends to have respect for Henry's family and then acts in this way." Farage's "response has been to appeal for rage. That's his response to a father who's lost his son."

Well done @iandunt.bsky.social for not letting Reform cllr Alex Wilson take the high ground for what Farage did.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Suddenly us white people with Eastern European surnames and UK citizenship are British. We weren't last week and won't be next week. `

Well today has been just fucking wonderful. Farage has popped up to demand race riots and and the media have replied “Gosh! What a marvellous idea!” Pricks. And the usual idiots are agitating to put him in power because they “hate Starmer innit”. Also pricks. Christ. Life is hard enough.

Left: Henry Nowak's father, "We do not want his death used to create further division hated or tension" Right: GB News presenter Matt Goodwin, "I think it's anti white racism"

Energy Direct Debit dropping £42 per month! Nice 😀

This is such a hard statistic to get your head around as it covers multiple overlapping groups. Basically since Brexit, EU employees have been replaced by non-EU employees. British employees replaced by younger British employees. They compare shift from EU jobs to non-EU vs growth in UK population.

Sadly inaccurate clickbait headline - I simply restated our commitment to equalising minimum wage rates with the Low Pay Commission to advise on the pace of change as they do every year on the pace of minimum wage rate rises @andrewsparrowgdn.bsky.social

Anna Turley has reported Farage to the police. What are the odds that Nigel Farage's phone is lost, stolen or damaged, before his claim the Russians hacked him, can be investigated.

Absolutely 100%. If there is a possibility of Russian interference in our political system it needs to be officially and fully investigated.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Labour spending considerable resources in by election for a constituency that was already Labour. The main aim of the Labour candidate is to sack the Labour PM who is delivering on the Labour manifesto. The Labour candidate’s message is that Labour has failed in the last 40 years. Is this a joke?

A POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR TODAY Honestly, voting is like taking a bus. If there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay at home and sulk—you take the one going closest to where you want to be. We can vote better than they can cheat.

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.

New Reform councillors off to a great start by refusing to vote on anything because they haven't a clue what anything means, how anything works or what the fuck they are doing. Vote Reform, get lazy, incompetent, ignorant morons.