A remnant from the Iraq war

McSweeneys always comes through. Happy Easter!

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

“If they don’t agree with my ridiculous terms, we will commit multiple war crimes” - president Al Capone

Okay, this has to be an April fools thing, right? Right? It’s exasperatingly too hard to tell… Trump shares presidential library renderings www.npr.org/2026/03/31/n...

In two weeks, they’ll be returning with his healthcare plan: www.npr.org/2026/03/31/n...

Good thing it wasn’t a teppanyaki robot… www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Productivity? Sure. #AISucks www.cbsnews.com/news/is-ai-p...

As this to the 2028 playbook:

Losing American servicemen & starting WWIII is a ‘good investment’ for us, per Lindsey Graham:

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More sloppy war ‘planning’ was likely responsible for the school massacre: Satellite images show Iran school strike hit more buildings www.npr.org/2026/03/04/n...

We wanted to understand Trump's end game in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Jake Paul fans at a Jack-in-the-Box in Fresno.

Toronto Zoo removes costly fences for lion enclosure, opts to hand out camouflage clothing to patrons - inspired by city cycling infrastructure. Be Safe Be Unseen is their new slogan.

I’m sure Kid Rock, Kevin Sorbo & Rob Schneider will slay..

Oldest known film depicts the demise of AI: #AISucks www.loc.gov/item/2026125...

Countries that do not buy my bridges could be bridge-less, says the man with a bridge to sell. 😑

In all this Colbert dust-up with Talarico, there hasn’t been much mention (aside from obliquely, via his denied quote) that he’s up against a formidable primary opponent in Jasmine Crockett. Does she really need competition?

Can we just get to the point that AI can be off somewhere interrogating other AI and leave us alone? #AISucks www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Moving to a walkable city can add 1,100 steps to your day www.scientificamerican.com/article/movi...

Judge quotes Orwell to the administration: whyy.org/articles/phi...

Your phone’s apps can collect and sell your location data without your knowledge, revealing your every move. States can take the lead passing laws that ban the sale of your geolocation data; sign our petition supporting the State Location Privacy Act. action.consumerreports.org/nb_20260211_...

I dig @morningbrew.bsky.social ‘s sense of humor: #stanfordstudy

AI doesn’t reduce work. Quite the opposite. hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d... #AISucks

. Me: Stressing over every letter in a simple email Billionaires: Hay when we mtg 2do crime$? .

In which we find out that a rural town can be bought. How many McMansions will the city managers be living in in a few years..? www.gpb.org/news/2026/02...

Imagine toting a trophy of your greatest victory on your head for life.

Alcaldesa for the win:

Add Apple to that. How long before there’s a tech company *aimed* at consumers wanting non-AI machines? #AISucks www.theverge.com/news/857723/...

Completely embarrassed by our congressperson. 😪 www.gpb.org/news/2026/01...

I know part of ubiquitous ads is brand recognition, subliminal or otherwise, but at what point does the relentlessness work against them? I know that this hypothetical site (or video) was ruined by Whirlpool and Carhartt, so now I have a negative bias toward those brands? #advertising

Per a WSJ poll, the people doing the actual work know what’s up: #AISucks

Hollywood bike stencil told to slim down to meet unrealistic expectations of city.

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

I’m having a hard time believing golfing is better for you than cycling (as asserted here by a NYT article - sorry, I can’t share a gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/w... #bikesky

MLK Day concert held annually at the Kennedy Center is relocating this year - to “save money.” Uh huh. Right.. www.npr.org/2026/01/14/n...

@verizonofficial.bsky.social no comments about a nationwide outage?!

@verizonofficial.bsky.social no comments about a nationwide outage?

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

c.org/s7pZP9ymVc #AI

Stay safe! 💙 🇺🇸 🔥 😘🌊❤️‍🔥👍

The kids are alright (an upbeat story to start your year): A little boy gave her hope for her foster daughter's future www.npr.org/2025/12/31/n...

Is it me, Bluesky or my new iPhone? Videos have been crashing the app in the past week or so. Anybody else have this?

Data centers at the holidays are competing with… The Nutcracker..?! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

All 100% true:

New pitch: Fuel efficiency standards for AI data centers..

Supreme Court signals willingness to give great grandpa the keys to the Suburban..

So, is this Pantone trying to stay out of the crosshairs of this administration? Pantone chooses white 'Cloud Dancer' as its 2026 Color of the Year www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...

This thread will lighten your timeline:

My new theme song: