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FBI agents were told to flag any Epstein records with the word mushroom
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Due to rising tariffs, Trump bibles will only have 1 Corinthian.
6 months ago
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Trump may try on some of Imelda Marcos' shoes during No Kings protests.
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Mike Johnson says Americans are upset the shutdown is delaying many of the services Republicans are trying to cut.
6 days ago
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Ad for Trump watches spotted on the back of John Fetterman's head.
7 days ago
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Dozens of CBS news staffers hospitalized after their eyes roll out of sockets during Bari Weiss call.
8 days ago
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Trump threatens to attack Gaza if they continue to stand in the way of his Nobel Prize.
12 days ago
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A Polish adventure skier becomes the first person to share elevator with Taylor Swift without using supplemental oxygen
19 days ago
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FBI fires agents caught showing empathy for a black man.
19 days ago
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James Comer says whistleblowers have come forward to shed light on escalator's radicalization by democrats.
19 days ago
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We will be imposing 283% tariffs on fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt and chunky platform sandals.
20 days ago
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Trump National Golf Club DC will host 2026 World Cup.
20 days ago
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Melania wrote thank-you note to escalator.
20 days ago
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Outside Assembly Hall, Donald Trump set up a booth where he guessed the weight of UN representatives.
22 days ago
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Secret Service foils dangerous Rapture plot.
22 days ago
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Trump orders Navy to shoot down all germs off the coast of Mexico.
23 days ago
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President reveals he chose RFK Jr to be DHS Secretary, because he correctly guessed the number of Tylenol in a jar.
23 days ago
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Pentagon demands journalists allow Karoline Leavitt to write all their stories.
25 days ago
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Bob Iger suspends Disney profits indefinitely.
25 days ago
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Trump asks Supreme Court to let him wear his crown in public.
27 days ago
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"We are changing the name to Federal Collaborations Commission as the Founding Fathers intended."
28 days ago
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Sinclair is demanding that Kimmel apologize to the family in German.
28 days ago
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CDC posts reaction video listening for first time to Kid Rock's Devil Without a Cause.
about 1 month ago
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MSNBC fires Matthew Dowd for saying earth orbits sun.
about 1 month ago
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"This is what happens when you let good cops answer the tip-line."
about 1 month ago
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Amy Coney Barrett says she doesnβt know what a constitutional crisis would look like, even though she's a big fan of Nicolas Cage.
about 1 month ago
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Sean Duffy says NASA will beat China to the moon, because they haven't even done a fake moon landing yet.
about 1 month ago
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Tonight's Rose Garden Club menu highlights children from District 12.
about 1 month ago
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Trump weighs strikes targeting cartels inside Venezuela, as part of pressure campaign to get Nobel Prize.
about 1 month ago
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RFK Jr cites evidence linking Tylenol to visionary independent filmmaking.
about 1 month ago
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Mike Johnson says Donald Trump was an FBI informant, but was unable to take Epstein down after Matt Damon double-crossed him.
about 1 month ago
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CBS News agrees to clap for Trump official responses during interviews.
about 1 month ago
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ICE agents arrest man squinting eyes to read restaurant menu.
about 1 month ago
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President tells White House staff his bedroom is now Trump sex room.
about 1 month ago
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Stephen Miran says he will take unpaid leave of absence from Donald Trump Fan Club while he serves as Fed Chair.
about 1 month ago
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White House asks Supreme Court to swing by Harry Winston to pick up president's crown.
about 1 month ago
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Ronny Jackson cancels fishing trip to Mexico.
about 1 month ago
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Florida surgeon general announces end to vaccine mandates responsible for taking Soul Train off the air.
about 1 month ago
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RFK Jr wrestles bear on White House lawn during press conference for Epstein victims.
about 1 month ago
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Joni Ernst cites personal struggle with crippling allergy to pitchforks.
about 1 month ago
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Pentagon authorizes up to 600 Nielsen families to serve as temporary immigration judges.
about 1 month ago
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Noem says Tina Turner would have drowned without Ike.
about 1 month ago
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Washington Post reporters recover Death Star plans.
about 1 month ago
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President is reportedly fine after the Epstein files burst out of his chest during dinner earlier this week.
about 2 months ago
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Lelo has stopped shipping toys to Mike Johnson.
about 2 months ago
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US Air Force to give Ashli Babbitt a 21 fire-extinguisher salute.
about 2 months ago
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RFK Jr says anyone can get the vaccine, if they were a registered Republican in 2024.
about 2 months ago
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As the favored Democratic presidential candidate in 2028, Barack Obama should be more vocal about our current situation.
about 2 months ago
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Cracker Barrel CEO sends pinkie finger to White House.
about 2 months ago
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Melania challenges teens to use AI to create things without plagiarizing Michelle Obama.
about 2 months ago
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Sean Duffy calls for renewal of bible study at NASA.
about 2 months ago
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Lyle and Erik Menendez join Meta as advisors to counter AI bias.
about 2 months ago
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