Look, I think the prison system is fucked and that people deserve humane conditions while incarcerated. But reading these headlines about these soft celebrities bitching about suffering while incarcerated makes me question these beliefs. Should we being back torture devices?

#RocklandCounty update We are working really hard to find anyone who voted for #Kamala #Harris in the districts where zero votes were reported for her. Please share. Thank you for all your support!

Holy shit.

How is there not yet a product that changes the taste of jizz?? Blueberry cobbler gobbler. Banana split on it. Milk me, honey. Nut butter. And for the savory fans, turkey stuffing. #grossbutfunny #entrepreneurial

Fuck I love satay

imagine having the power to stop unimaginable suffering and being like “nah”

You haven't lived until you've stuffed your moisturizing cream into a travel size bottle with a butter knife

It's ~so~ strange...the closer I am to this strip mall, the slower my mobile data gets. 100 ft away- no issue, 20 ft away- nothing loads. Coincidence or conspiracy? Something about concrete/metal/5g waves or corporations forcing us to connect to their wifi and steal more of our data? Someone explain

I absolutely hate how bad search engines are now.

What's worse: people laughing at you after doing something silly or people not laughing at you after doing something silly?

An alarming portion of my workout Playlist is about butts.

My grandma used to boil a week's worth of potatoes from their garden and keep them in the fridge for easy snack or just easier dinner prep. I wonder if she knew?

Here's what I want: 1) weekly news summary on ONE day every week 2) news summary to be organized into categories: a) topic b) level of rage bait c) political bias spectrum. Does this exist already?

When I find something healthy that's very delicious, I want to eat it all the time. Fast forward to me over-doing it and burning out on said food. I won't eat it for years of ever again. What a world we live in.

You know those vaudevillian bits where it's just hilarious accident after hilarious accident? I want that to happen to trump in front of a huge crowd on live TV.

The red tic tacs in the fruity mixture are so delightful. Please release just that flavor #tictac #redflavour

GRIPE. I have NEVER been upset about unused organizational tools in an rpg game's UI. I have, however, many times, quit a game over not enough organizational elements in an rpg game's UI. NEVER TOO ORGANIZED. I don't want to use a notepad to keep track of something the game easily could for me.

I keep encountering people who assume that I don't pay attention bc i don't want to talk politics with them. And the reason is usually bc they are so deep in the rage bait and there's no convincing them to disengage just for a little bit.

One of my least favorite plot devices in gaming is Guess The Plot. Looking at you Expedition 33. I came to live in your story for awhile, i feel like I'm doing the heavy lifting.

just guess

Don't don't apply to chapped skin? Double negative? I get why people don't trust this product/company, can't even make a coherent do and don'ts list

"He [Tim Dillon] told his detractors to 'get over it,' adding, 'So what if they have slaves, they're paying me enough to look the other way.'" Here's your bad publicity, you absolute shit stain of a human.

I will always find the love triangle in Love Actually creepy af and I'm honestly unsure how it's avoided being labeled at problematic.

Is there a specific condition where a person is able to remember lyrics to another song while listening to a different song?

If people don't cheer my death than this was all for nothing

Most times I wish aliens would start attacking so we could all have a common enemy and work together. But who tf am I kidding, it would be just at divisive as anything else.

I finally watched my states' football team play a full game for the first time in over a decade. It really lost it's luster for me. The amount of injuries was really devastating. Empathy makes it hard to watch football.

Ride share has gotten out of hand

You can never be too safe when driving. *puts on condom*

I've seen too many articles use GTA 6 as a synonym for "game of the year" to know GTA 6 is going to be a massive disappointment.

Has an appropriate amount of time passed so we can all stop pretending norm mcdonald wasn't an absolute fuckwad of a person and also not funny?

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WHY IS YOUTUBE ADVERTISING ABU DABI BACK TO BACK TO FUCKING BACK ALL DAY

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

I just heard someone i know with 0 self awareness, 0 empathy, and 0 tact just recommend everyone use [AI service] to help write emails bc it helps soften their tone. More evidence that consumer AI is for sociopaths and narcissists.

without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

Some rural places still do this, Google maps ain't always right and mobile data ain't always available. You wouldn't catch any of the old schoolers with GPS.

Learn how to talk to your fucking kids about topics out of the norm. Being gay isn't rated R, it's a very simple conversation and I guarantee your kid only wants a simple 1 or 2 sentence answer.

Look, "distraction" sounds like one thing is more important than the other. I like the term "flood the zone" bc it's all fucking bad but it's definitely meant to overwhelm and distract people from taking action. The mental energy required to engage has been jacked way tf up and that's the point.

Full grown adults that say things like "for every vegan, I will double my meat intake to make up the difference" should be taken out back and shot...with my prayers, amen.

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

After growing up with a mother whose love language was arguing, I don't want to talk about politics with you. I am not the one.

As someone who is slowly cutting cow dairy out of my diet for ethical reasons, this is fucking cool. I can't wait to try it www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...

There is something so deliciously satisfying when women with "not-like-other-girls", "I-only-have-guy-friends", internalized-misogyny- competition complexes give birth to all baby girls....Nevermind, I think it might be depressing.

#Walgreens so you've given up pretense of even trying huh?

Suggestion: DO NOT take an HD photo of your tongue and examine the photo. Some questions are better unanswered

I've heard of at least one teacher that asks their students to use AI to write a paper and then the real assignment: write a followup paper correcting the AI inaccuracies. That's the answer isn't it? Can we please stop talking about it now?

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

My brain every couple weeks: Remember that time in high school when you slept over at a friend's house? Their mom got bagels & cream cheese for breakfast. Being their guest meant you were first in line...