only 10 more showers until 2027!!

had a dream last night

Deltarune Sunday Strip, 10/22/89

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

every time you pray for me, the panopticon of heaven focuses on me and i start burning on the spot and my eternal sentence in hell for being transgender increases twofold. instead of praying, consider sending me 20 dollars, as this will keep both god and hell at bay.

trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

human body needs to lie down for like 6 to 8 hours out of every 24, and also there's no position you can be in for even 1 hour that's good for all of the joints and parts. if we were Designed, it was in sort of a mcmansion-with-carpet-around-tub way

Overheard at PAX, at a retro game store booth: "Which Xbox is that?" "The first Xbox" "Oh, the Xbox 1" "No, the original Xbox" "That's what I said, isn't it?"

shower water? i think she's seen water before...

thanks spotify recommendsed #makeaterriblecomicday2025

i love desert time! oughhh..... water......

i will never recover from this kasane pearto for a certain sinful individual #blender #3dart

had an exceptionally dumb comic idea

sylveon girl. uhhhhh

inspired by that one yt comment

i hope this helps for any aspiring needle enthusiasts #iwbtg #aiwannas #needle

i'm glad they're fixing bugs. too many strays are running off and reproducing and we really just can't take care of them all.

originality is dead

never thought I'd be one of those people that ends their posts with but here we are

more like xiaohonkshoo amirite

You'd really think "I Wanna Best The 50 Floors" would be a 50 floor game. and you'd be right

felicitative jesus substance

すっぽり🐱🎁

rkgk

mein allerliebstes Lied von R.E.M. ist Mein Honey

hey @archive.org i made a new logo for open library for the occasion

my favorite pair of homophones is "letter" and "leader"

hi #imgladpeopledontabusehashtagshereliketheydoontumblrbecauseit #reallyjusttakesawayfromthepostscontent #imgladyouareconsideringwhatimsayingbyreadingthisand #decipheringwheretheboundariesofeachwordare #nowwouldntitbefunnyifihadatyposomewhereinhere #ithinkitwouldbeironicnowthatimentionitasusuallyiti

"Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,431,845!" the application says. a fun fact about this number is that it is both prime and the sum of two primes!

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as a natively monolingual english speaker, i often have trouble thinking of non-english languages i know as separate from each other (which leads to e.g. inserting a word from one language into a sentence in another language) i wonder, does this happen with natively bi/polylingual people? #langsky

after the master starts using neopronouns: Manos: The Hands of Fae

this is a Man.

writing a paper guide to that one whitespace esolang and all the example code is just pages of

youll never regret eating 64 slices of american cheese

"you are what you eat" no wonder i'm so tired all the time

i made a cad alt delete of my own but if you have not already go check out cad-comic.tumblr.com

a game != a play to game = to play to game smth != to play smth a gamer != a player a gamer = a player

build something idiot proof and someone will build something that is better than the thing you built and then your building will be outdatesd and worse than the thing someone else built and then you will be sad :(

german: what, sir? the person sitting on the coutner:

the ducks of life - taping now!