Bluesky is shrinking rather than growing. It has no source of revenue. If it doesn’t grow, *it will die*. Constantly making it unwelcoming, saying who you don’t want here, setting rules for what other sites people should and shouldn’t use, and the like, will kill it quicker.

What a bizarre man.

My friend Sarah, who is owned by one of my favourite tyrannical cats, sent me this message earlier and I thought, hmmmm, yes. I wonder if the Cat Distribution System might have space for two little kittens. Let’s see if we can find a home for them!

I'm definitely seeing strawberries and cream on penne here right?

The last time I said I didn’t like Bluesky a random woman who stumbled on the post went on a massive rant about they didn’t want me here anyway then and that I hate good things. The only time I’ve ever warmed to it.

It'll be two years, this Monday night. Time, at last, to write about Agnes.

Have been reminded by @sarahduggers.bsky.social that’s it’s the six year anniversary of my one good tweet.

I think we should ban TikTok, not because of China or anything, just because it's annoying

When you're hiking the Cairngorms at 10 and fighting Millwall at 6 www.ft.com/content/a762...

Hello internet travellers. Season Three of ALDRICH KEMP is out now on BBC Sounds and on your electronic podcast devices. It’s a really gorgeous few hours’ respite from all that’s crap and scary right now. I love it, we love it, it’s great. Enjoy! And send complaints to @juliansimpson.bsky.social

If you like spies you’ll like this. www.instagram.com/p/DCjdkROI3T...

A lot of people have sent me this and even thinking about the interior is stressing me out.

Remarkable story this (h/t @sarahduggers.bsky.social) www.telegraph.co.uk/books/non-fi...

I really do appreciate the commitment to punctuation on these Tory signs, not sure you get colons on SWP ones

Personally called out by a crossword game.

God I hope not.

“Remember how your parents used to tell you not to play on the stairs?” “No.” www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

“What a beautiful home. Have the current owners been here lon-……” www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

calling the suicide hotline & just reading them my entire feed in a bane voice

McDonald's should sell ketamine