ohno trouble for dipshit versailles?

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been waiting for page one to come around and gotta say this clears up so many things! ignore previous. book not confusing.

ministry of truth

‘i forget, but at least i don’t have cancer’

‘i have good news and bad news for you’

Adam Cochran: Jim Jordan asked WHY Jack Smith was allowed to subpoena his phone records. And it’s because of this. On Jan 6th, before the joint session even starts, a visibly shaken Jordan is communicating on the phone with someone, and promptly rushes from the chamber. He knew.

they are the taliban

“i’ve written letters” should be D campaign slogan

i dunno stick him in the flag closet.

how does anyone stand this? utterly humiliating.

how is it so high?

“you guys do it”

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

what they’ll really read tho

Christ just look at it

things seem bad but itll be different when amy klobuchar is governor

anyone seen melania yet?

capitalizing on recent strong leadership.

due to merrick garland is a sheerly hypothetical noncorporeal entity

this would be a victory actually. strong symbolic rebuke, bad look for him plus day of celebration 🎉 chiseling his name off

if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo

wow. did it again even after the crazy blowback on her other post. it’s on purpose. can she be recalled?

Every poll these days is like: - Mad Nazi Pedophile King: 39% - The Democrats: 42%

giving up. shes had a psychotic break.

you left the party in 2018

when the definitive history of the intellectual and moral collapse of bourgeois centrism is written, it will just be all the tweets from this account 🫡

it is karma. nuf said.

What Carney said about NATO & trade was hugely important, but it’s what he said about truth that’s even more so. His choice of Vaclav Havel was not accidental. His concept of ‘living in truth’ is an essential guide to this moment open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

maybe if we tied him to the ‘peace board’ and threw it in the ocean 🧐 (did not use meth for this idea) (it was mushrooms)

itll be a nothing.

This is a little weird: “The president boarded the new jet, but reporters didn't witness him getting off the old plane and aboard the new one.”

wait whut?

the king is not himself, but basely led by flatterers (but also he is his own fucking fault)

forgot his compression socks we will monitor

Day one. 50 years ago in a few weeks.

this one too!

cometh the hour, cometh the fishing invitation

Sounds like a you problem, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella

i am obsessed with this loon rebel alliance symbol and need it on a hoodie asap

this is such a primal violation of basic human hospitality ritual. like biblical and pagan go to hell stuff.

right. but we need a special reckoning for the so-called intellectual wing of conservatism, who so stupidly and dishonestly claimed to represent the civic virtue and institutionalism that only ever existed in liberal spaces. something now incredibly obvious.

not a strategy, a pathology.

"Regular liberals seem to be radicalizing. The Democratic primary base very much wants their leaders to fight. This is not a few fringe academics, but vast swaths of American society." www.liberalcurrents.com/liberalism-d...

kinda done as soon as theres the words ‘former gop whatever’. none of these shitheels had the balls to do anything when it mattered and nobody listens to them now.

everyone in the lab is trying to get the gun away from the monkey.

talking shit about elmo is why nixon thought birchers couldn’t be in the gop tent.

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.