very happy to be in the same timezone as my friends again

why is being a tourist SO embarrassing

I just finished work and I'm off for TWO WEEKS??! I don't think I've had 2 weeks off work since I started working 🥲🥲

id probably be a lot happier if I started a dog walking business

the clickbait thumbnail doesn't do this video justice. it's beautiful, made me well up a bit youtu.be/oaXRREHVkHo?...

annual reminder that if you suffer hayfiever and aren't taking fexafenadine you should got to boots and buy some right now before it's too late, trust me

the trees blasting out their pollen in London today as the temp hits 25 degrees

mooching around London in the sun gives me so much serotonin. I adore it

going on a road trip later this month and I can't wait to blast voyager by daft punk the entire time

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

if the younger generation aren't working then where's all the tax revenue coming from which pays for the state pension 🤔

I want a boyfriend but primarily just so I can get a dog and have someone to look after it when I'm away

important update: I cannot be arsed

nephew said I was the "1st best" at playing trains today

I adore del water gap so so much youtu.be/BEOOV1bvS8A?...

pedestrianise Soho then

really want to watch last one laughing but also really don't want to give Amazon any money

today I wore this jacket on the Elizabeth line and DLR

as someone who lives under the flight path, you can fuck right off. They say quieter, but I bet this would just be a shoe in the door type thing, give an inch take a mile etc

don't pay to go to a theme park just cycle down winnats pass at 40mph it's free and 10x more exhilerating

Ddevastated to learn I cannot continue to cycle around the peak district forever and in fact have to return to work tomorrow. Sad!

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tonight I held a Wii bowling tournament on my 5" CRT tv, with curry and pizza. it was a bliss way to spend my birthday with my friends, feeling blessed

move slow and repair things

I hope to one day have my own special relationship

hello I would like a job where I work half the time but get paid twice as much is this job available many thanks

I want to commission a study into the use of the kiss (x) as a sarcasm indicator in written communication. how widespread is it? is it just a gay thing?

In this podcast they mention how when the US added people at the International Criminal Court to a sanctions list they lost access to basic banking which was under control of the US. Today I read how UK is setting up banking alternatives to avoid US sanctions. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I'm such a caffeine truther

Every Tech CEO announcing the amazing abilities of their miraculous new AI: youtu.be/YWyCCJ6B2WE

well now I want to go to stockholm youtu.be/WJCCDYbK0Gc?...

I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.

something I've gotten really into at work recently is chiming in

found a pocket in my coat today that's great for storing a warm banh mi

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

I really REALLY want a border collie in my life

Day of gig: Ticketmaster: your tickets can ONLY be found in the venue app. Please download the venue app. It can only run on an iPhone 4. The venue will then email you hourly. You can not unsubscribe. HOW DID WE DO? 🤗

Ticketmaster: don't forget you're going to a gig in 3 weeks Ticketmaster: do NOT forget about the gig in 2.5 weeks Ticketmaster: CAMEORN IMPORTANT NOTICE! YOU HAVE A GIG IN 2 WEEKS Ticketmaster: DO NOT FUCKING FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING GIG YOURE GOING TO NEXT WEEK FOR THE LOVE FO GOD PLEASE DO N

According to officers' reports, over a year, traffic volumes went down 46% inside the LTN and down 9% on boundary roads, while cycling was up 18% and walking up 36%, with recorded air quality improvements too.

At a meeting of Newham Council's Overview and Scrutiny Committee last week, councillors discussed the West Ham Park LTN. Cllr Lakmini Shah (Lab) asked council officer Richard Wadey whether the consultation had taken into account that multi-gen ethnic minority families buy 20kg bags of rice.

*doctor looks at blood pressure machine*: oh God me: am I dying ?!?! doc: no the batteries died

Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.

yeah cos every time in history when people found ways to be more productive we definitely just got to keep the extra time .... and definitely weren't just expected to be even more productive .... sure futurism.com/future-socie...

daylight on my run this morning 🥲

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

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imagine waiting 150 years for your first shag

can't believe I wasn't aware that NASA are sending humans round the moon again.... like next month ?! for the first time since 1972 ?!?!

just remembered that summer exists