tonight I held a Wii bowling tournament on my 5" CRT tv, with curry and pizza. it was a bliss way to spend my birthday with my friends, feeling blessed

move slow and repair things

I hope to one day have my own special relationship

hello I would like a job where I work half the time but get paid twice as much is this job available many thanks

I want to commission a study into the use of the kiss (x) as a sarcasm indicator in written communication. how widespread is it? is it just a gay thing?

In this podcast they mention how when the US added people at the International Criminal Court to a sanctions list they lost access to basic banking which was under control of the US. Today I read how UK is setting up banking alternatives to avoid US sanctions. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I'm such a caffeine truther

Every Tech CEO announcing the amazing abilities of their miraculous new AI: youtu.be/YWyCCJ6B2WE

well now I want to go to stockholm youtu.be/WJCCDYbK0Gc?...

I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.

something I've gotten really into at work recently is chiming in

found a pocket in my coat today that's great for storing a warm banh mi

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

I really REALLY want a border collie in my life

Day of gig: Ticketmaster: your tickets can ONLY be found in the venue app. Please download the venue app. It can only run on an iPhone 4. The venue will then email you hourly. You can not unsubscribe. HOW DID WE DO? 🤗

Ticketmaster: don't forget you're going to a gig in 3 weeks Ticketmaster: do NOT forget about the gig in 2.5 weeks Ticketmaster: CAMEORN IMPORTANT NOTICE! YOU HAVE A GIG IN 2 WEEKS Ticketmaster: DO NOT FUCKING FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING GIG YOURE GOING TO NEXT WEEK FOR THE LOVE FO GOD PLEASE DO N

According to officers' reports, over a year, traffic volumes went down 46% inside the LTN and down 9% on boundary roads, while cycling was up 18% and walking up 36%, with recorded air quality improvements too.

At a meeting of Newham Council's Overview and Scrutiny Committee last week, councillors discussed the West Ham Park LTN. Cllr Lakmini Shah (Lab) asked council officer Richard Wadey whether the consultation had taken into account that multi-gen ethnic minority families buy 20kg bags of rice.

*doctor looks at blood pressure machine*: oh God me: am I dying ?!?! doc: no the batteries died

Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.

yeah cos every time in history when people found ways to be more productive we definitely just got to keep the extra time .... and definitely weren't just expected to be even more productive .... sure futurism.com/future-socie...

daylight on my run this morning 🥲

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

🥲🥲

imagine waiting 150 years for your first shag

can't believe I wasn't aware that NASA are sending humans round the moon again.... like next month ?! for the first time since 1972 ?!?!

just remembered that summer exists

5pm friday hotfix is it

long day at the writing AI prompts factory

I have so many fun and exciting plans in the next few months and I love my friends and I love London and that is all

For clarity, this government has so far: - cancelled HS2 north of Birmingham (previous government hadn't actually done that formally) - cancelled electrification of the Midland Main Line - cancelled West Yorkshire mass transit - cancelled the trans-Pennine high speed line

rearranged my bedroom furniture and somehow uncovered an extra 43,000 square foot of space wtf

mmmm the most recent jet lag episode is proper chefs kiss stuff

this the good shit

save me £5 coffee saveee meeeee

is it just me or does this tunnel boring machine look like it's made of lego

I have big plans for spinny CRT

going for a run in the snow... excited to find out if this is the worst idea I've ever had. stay tuned to find out

all the tiger fell off I'm livid

first day back at work and already planning a holiday

BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped. The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.

can't wait to retire

delightfully wholesome weekend exploring beautiful bits of London

please... get me back to a city... I'm rotting... I can feel it

PSA jet lag UK ep 1 is out

I will never let not knowing the lyrics get in the way of my shower singing 😤🙅

The Basque Government/Biscay provincial government have just agreed to finance the FIFTH new Bilbao metro line covering a population of roughly that of Leeds and Bradford. Every station and platform is fully accessible and the current maximum fare is 0.76€ per journey.

Remember when HS2 to Leeds was cancelled by the NIC's shitty maths and fundamental lack of expertise, and Leeds was thrown the bone of "you'll get trams" and I said those would never be delivered? Yeah, as I was saying...

🥲 youtu.be/CJtfZh3KEgQ?...

I neeeed a DJ to slip the skins theme tune into a set i'd lose my shit