I thought SG Lewis was a novelist

It's done 🫥

This will explain all you need to know

Every winter I go to the GP moaning I'm tired and have no energy and Every Winter they do blood tests that seem fine and Every Winter I'm now just convinced it's because I'm cold and it's dark and it makes me sad and irritable and there is no cure but to just live through it until it starts again.

Little did they realise, but I was the invalid sign-in attempt they were warning me about all along.

Very high quality squad for my birthday 🥺

when it's got a bubble wall you just know it's gonna hit different Magic growing hot towels! Kid's Egg Surprise! Mints! If they could have found some complimentary aperitifs they would be the top of the tree But nonetheless we can celebrate that after some failures, good curry nights are so back❤️

My father, pointing at a Christmas grotto with absolute sincerity: "that's weird, that wasn't here in summer".

What is your fucking PROBLEM @rachel?????

Better update my map ..again 🫥 . www.asiancurryawards.com/2025-winners/

Blatant false advertising

When will it not be wet and dark, please

Do a charity 10k run, in November, that’ll be fun, I thought! Pissing it down. If you’d like to join me in donating to the fab HIV and sexual health work that @tht.org.uk do, I’d love some help to propel me! www.justgiving.com/page/dave-bi...

I am the line manager of the CONCERN TEAM

As I watch with concern as a giant pile of lettuce is added to my "1 x Chicken Gyros Wrap: special order NO Lettuce" I can't help but think if more people played Hot Dog Bush as a child we'd have much better order accuracy in hospitality.

SNOWING 😬

Just gave notice at the job I've done for 11 years 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

How does everyone store their honey to stop it going solid in the kitchen in winter?

It's Nemo! From Eurovision!

Normalise Shhhhing adults the way we do to loud children

"Ok, so where are we" - Steve, immediately on arrival. Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond. Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues

Jupiter says trans rights

This would catch a lot of you (Derogatory)

Would anyone unironically want to go and see the paddington musical

While most #postbox manufacturers merely produced the postbox designs requested, Machan Engineering were different. They approached Royal Mail with some ideas of their own, including the Types L and M pedestal boxes - here's a Type L with the Scottish Crown, and a Type M with Elizabeth II's cipher

Huh. Boats can get parking tickets! Who knew!

It's quite overdue so I would like Jessie Ware to do an album and a tour that I can go to where I can watch her perform live the songs on the album on the tour that I would be at

68 closed stores 🍕 Terrifying

Immensely awkward bumping into my ice skating teacher in Ann Summers where I buying stockings and suspenders for myself

Bra on the central line

It's amazing how my otherwise good mood can be ruined daily and consistently by ParcelForce

Where do I even begin to set this to the right time

@thotwheelsracer.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEE YOU AT YOUR PARTY LATER!

Seasonal delicacies

If you ordered onion bhaji you'd want them served on a little moving mine cart wouldn't you!

When your nectar prices don't reset on Monday

Christmas sandwiches in shops 🚨🚨

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For Bluewater!

Maybe I'm uncultured but I saw this image and thought it was a reboot of My Family

2025 Award results dropped on Tuesday! Map updated! Results to follow!

Nooo don't do Movember haha you're so sexy

They've yassified the Celestial Bear and made him smooth and unbear(able) this is worse than the fireman sam reboot Is Coco Peru on bluesky??

Spooky one tonight!

Here's 4 pictures of motorway bus stops, for people who want that

The fucking little hat on the tequila bottles is actually a lime squeezer!?1!1(1!???!???

My Japanese bath bomb had a bullet train inside. And is also piss coloured.

It's perfectly legible except I have forgotten the last one. I assume chutney?