Tasty

Every single one of my potato croquettes burst when frying

One year later to the day, an ensemble team of rag tag curry kids came back to Leytonstone to celebrate the naaniversary of where it all started Humbled and grateful 💖

Me and Wil in the same room feeling two totally different temperatures

youtu.be/5Wd1lm3K27Y?... This is so wild The start feels like a joke and makes me cringe but builds into something brilliant.

The road closures in the city today are off the charts 🤩🤩🤩😍

Urgently need more of this granola and nowhere has it in stock any more if you have granola intelligence please tell me

TV Show idea: Connect Four in a Bed

In better music news: Jessie Ware is back 🥰

Liz: "but Jack I can't walk all the way up to Riverside Drive"

Fun while it lasted 🫥

What if we went to every Beano Cafe in Kent and reviewed them all 🥺 www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/the-curiou...

Sounds dangerous

Dough braider.

They should invent a bin that doesn't smell

JetLag UK feedback ✅ Sam's legs ❎ Pronunciation of everything

Gameshow idea: how many wet noodles can you get out of a kitchen sink with your bare hands (less than you think)

Nothing fills my heart with more love, and my soul with more madras, than having a team of besties willing to go to Ilford on a freezing evening together - just for the Whimsy. Nearly a year of curry nights and maybe my proudest life achievement organising them

Un-ter-hosen they fit nicely underneath meine trousen an additional piece of clothen und they prevent me from being frozen Un-ter-hosen

Online safety is for making queer kids feel isolated and suicidal, not about stopping CSAM.

Last year's list has stood up remarkably well

This weather 🥴

Please continue posting snow photos out of your windows because I treat it like a game of geoguessr 😌

The Polar Express is a parliamentary train

Happy Ray Mears!!!

Night Elizabeth Line. So full of possibility and potential. A rare annual beast that would transform the city and all who sail in her if it was replicated nightly. We must utilise this yearly treat of small hours heavy rail and cherish the purple freedom it brings into her usually delayed world.

Christmas crackers but full of flour

It's amazing how much adding 200g of gruyère improves your dinner

London fireworks are gonna be Wicked themed aren't they 🥴

Sold some hairspray to Craig Revell-Horwood from a cruise ship gift shop

Me at the end of a tube of disappointing fruit pastels

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Thankyou mother for another insightful message

I'm so pleased moustaches are finally being rightfully ousted from civilised society

Fight me and I'll win

Nothing makes me happier than seeing Wil recieve unprovoked compliments on a cake he has made

I've been gifted a phone case with the menu of my preferred Indian takeaway on it. Offended and grateful.

The guy that wrote the questions in this board game HATES barry manilow

temporary attention machine

It is no longer there. Sorry to the three people who bookmarked it 🫢

Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.

What if we got a clubcard price on some chocolate fingers together in the Tesco express that used to be a church 👉🏼👈🏼

It's Curry Night All Stars!!!

The stamp vending makes it look like he's crying ☹️

Twenty groups of children. One marshal. A lot of thuds.

CIRCLE OF BEANS

Better tram!

Weird, infrequent tube train

Messy Christmas 🤗🤗🤗🤗